Current Events > Trump says he'll throw out first pitch at New York Yankees game in August

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Lebronwon
07/23/20 11:37:04 PM
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/23/politics/trump-yankees-first-pitch/index.html


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Drug_Smoker
07/23/20 11:37:56 PM
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"August is a much better month to throw out the first pitch. Some might even say it is the greatest month to throw out the first pitch."

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Smashingpmkns
07/23/20 11:38:01 PM
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He's going to practice every day until then
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Irony
07/23/20 11:38:08 PM
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Waiting for the Randy to be like "What? No I didn't"

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DD Divine
07/23/20 11:38:29 PM
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Can he not.....

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Poop2
07/23/20 11:39:39 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
He's going to practice every day until then
he'll get someone to do it for him
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KnightofShikari
07/23/20 11:39:58 PM
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it's like a 5 year old seeing a classmate do something, then immediately try to one-up him

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Lebronwon
07/24/20 9:25:46 AM
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up

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Thompson
07/24/20 9:32:04 AM
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How far will he be able to throw? Ten feet?

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legendary_zell
07/24/20 9:34:39 AM
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He's lucky there won't be a crowd. That may be why he's agreed to do it.

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KnightofShikari
07/24/20 9:40:24 AM
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legendary_zell posted...
He's lucky there won't be a crowd. That may be why he's agreed to do it.
it'll still be televised, right? wonder if they're currently working on trying to doctor live footage or design a baseball to have its own thrust

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treewojima
07/24/20 9:41:34 AM
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KnightofShikari posted...
legendary_zell posted...
He's lucky there won't be a crowd. That may be why he's agreed to do it.
it'll still be televised, right? wonder if they're currently working on trying to doctor live footage or design a baseball to have its own thrust

they'll have the footage on time delay, so they can claim technical difficulties in the event that it's embarrassing
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Squall28
07/24/20 9:42:56 AM
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https://youtu.be/DR4WxNQO9EA

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bluezero
07/24/20 9:50:06 AM
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"The Yankees were amazed by my throw, very beautiful throw. They wanted to sign me. Not bad!"

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The Popo
07/24/20 9:50:29 AM
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legendary_zell posted...
He's lucky there won't be a crowd. That may be why he's agreed to do it.

They should pipe in boos

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SquantoZ
07/24/20 9:54:27 AM
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lol this should be a treat

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nemu
07/24/20 9:56:23 AM
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And before he takes the mound, he'll exclaim to all in attendance, "Person! Woman! Man!Camera! TV!" And oh, will they clap.
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JlM
07/24/20 9:58:13 AM
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The coach looked at me and said, he said, wow, that pitch was perfect. No one could hit it. And you can't. You can't hit a ball I throw. They kept trying, the batters, they kept swinging and swinging and my pitch, the pitch that I threw, they couldn't hit it. And the coaches were all amazed. They asked me to play for them I can't, I told them I can't because I'm the president, it wouldn't be fair. But they couldn't hit the pitch. You can't hit it.
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