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Smackems
07/23/20 5:14:20 PM
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Is there some weird contraption that lets me do this

Or could I just put some bait on a wierd safe hook and just feed them

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nfearurspecimn
07/23/20 5:15:23 PM
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Steal another fisherman's catches.
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Touch
07/23/20 5:15:25 PM
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But the moment you take them out of water you're hurting them because they can't breathe right?

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Smackems
07/23/20 5:15:27 PM
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Crono99 posted...
A net?
Eh not really what I had in mind. I mean with a pole and line

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Alteres
07/23/20 5:16:22 PM
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Crono99 posted...
A net?
Gets caught in the gills a lot of the time when you haul them in if you are usinga big one.

Fish than suffocates if released.

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Smackems
07/23/20 5:16:56 PM
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Touch posted...
But the moment you take them out of water you're hurting them because they can't breathe right?
They would probably survive a few seconds

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DespondentDeity
07/23/20 5:20:58 PM
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You smash the barbs on your hook for starters, makes it harder to land but you're far less likely to cause irreversible harm to the fish. If you pull the hook and it's not bleeding, it will recover just fine. There's no way of fishing without causing minor injury to the fish tho.

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Heart-Mk-II
07/23/20 5:22:26 PM
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Dynamite.

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jmikla
07/23/20 5:24:05 PM
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This topic is... literally bait

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OgesMC
07/23/20 5:24:28 PM
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https://www.amazon.com/Pressman-Toys-0055J-Lets-Fishin/dp/B00004YO0Y
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The Trent
07/23/20 5:24:55 PM
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tc perhaps fishing isn't for you

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Smackems
07/23/20 5:26:59 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
You smash the barbs on your hook for starters, makes it harder to land but you're far less likely to cause irreversible harm to the fish. If you pull the hook and it's not bleeding, it will recover just fine. There's no way of fishing without causing minor injury to the fish tho.
Hmm

jmikla posted...
This topic is... literally bait
No. I've wondered about this for a long time. I want to do it but I also don't want to hurt anything

OgesMC posted...
https://www.amazon.com/Pressman-Toys-0055J-Lets-Fishin/dp/B00004YO0Y
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Chicken
07/23/20 5:28:33 PM
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OgesMC posted...
https://www.amazon.com/Pressman-Toys-0055J-Lets-Fishin/dp/B00004YO0Y
Man I was literally gonna come in and suggest this toy.

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josifrees
07/23/20 5:45:45 PM
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pay someone to sit in the water with scuba gear and pull on your string so you can fight like a real fish

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Questionmarktarius
07/23/20 5:49:16 PM
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Don't bother with a hook, and just use "fishing" as an excuse to get drunk.
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Pseudomenon
07/23/20 5:51:36 PM
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Magnet fishing

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St0rmFury
07/24/20 1:18:02 AM
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Noodling.
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Sictis
07/24/20 1:18:42 AM
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Don't?
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Jiek_Fafn
07/24/20 1:18:49 AM
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Stand in the water really calmly snd just grab them with your hands

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Smackems
07/24/20 1:18:54 AM
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Maybe I could hook something long on a blunted hook so the fish doesn't get too far up it. A weiner maybe

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Philoktetes
07/24/20 1:19:12 AM
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being hooked doesn't hurt fish
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MabusIncarnate
07/24/20 1:20:41 AM
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Just go noodling

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Smackems
07/24/20 1:21:22 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
being hooked doesn't hurt fish
Ehhh...

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AdrianBeterson
07/24/20 1:23:33 AM
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Use a spear. You cant hurt the fish if its dead.

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MabusIncarnate
07/24/20 1:24:00 AM
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https://youtu.be/jdqbLMtlLjM

Real womens catch catfish with thems arm as the bait

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Tyranthraxus
07/24/20 1:27:13 AM
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Depends what you're trying to fish.

I've seen people successfully catch fish using bait they throw on the surface and scoop them up with a net. The one on the pole kind that doesn't get caught in gills.

I've also seen people catch fish by just leaving their hand in the water for hours waiting for a fish to swim into it.

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Smackems
07/24/20 1:35:31 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Depends what you're trying to fish.

I've seen people successfully catch fish using bait they throw on the surface and scoop them up with a net. The one on the pole kind that doesn't get caught in gills.

I've also seen people catch fish by just leaving their hand in the water for hours waiting for a fish to swim into it.
Hell I dunno. Catfish and bass i guess

It boils down to.. I wanna go enjoy some nature with a buddy and go through the motions without bloodying them up, but I also don't wanna be just diddling a stick around with nothing on it

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Tyranthraxus
07/24/20 1:58:36 AM
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Catfish are bottom feeders and really dumb at that. You can basically just grab them.

Don't think you're going to get much luck catching sea bass without hurting them. Freshwater bass might be catchable with a net but would be really hard.

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Smackems
07/24/20 2:05:30 AM
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Starting to think I'm shit outta luck and I'll just have to diddle a stick with a string around looking like a dumbass

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BloodMoon7
07/24/20 2:09:01 AM
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Just get in the water and grab them with your lightning fast hands.

If you don't have lightning fast hands, this is how you'll get them. Might not work on really slimy fishes.

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MabusIncarnate
07/24/20 2:13:17 AM
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Just reach under water and grab it by it's pussy

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BloodMoon7
07/24/20 2:18:36 AM
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I don't think it's called a pussy for fish.

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Smackems
07/24/20 2:20:30 AM
#35:


Fish giner

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MabusIncarnate
07/24/20 2:22:04 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I don't think it's called a pussy for fish.
No, it's called a cloaca

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Smackems
07/24/20 2:22:43 AM
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Then what's a fish dick called

I googled cloaca and looked at the images and...

Dear God don't do it

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BloodMoon7
07/24/20 2:23:33 AM
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Sea Cock

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St0rmFury
07/24/20 2:24:13 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
Sea Cock
CEnis.
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MabusIncarnate
07/24/20 2:24:19 AM
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A hepipenis

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yemmy
07/24/20 2:25:38 AM
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Well since pussy smells like fish it makes perfect sense

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BloodMoon7
07/24/20 2:26:21 AM
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Sea Dicks
AKA dolphins.

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MabusIncarnate
07/24/20 2:27:52 AM
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Oh man, a couple years ago, the NHL had two players, Michael Grabner and Jussi Jokinen, and I did a fantasy hockey league and a guy's team name was "Grabner by the Jussi"

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Jshipp24
07/24/20 2:31:40 AM
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If you really care about the fish well being probably not since removing them from the water is gonna stress them out.
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MabusIncarnate
07/24/20 2:32:18 AM
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It's okay to eat fish, because they don't have any feelings

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BloodMoon7
07/24/20 2:38:02 AM
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Except this fish. He has feelings and they are easily hurt.

https://youtu.be/qH9xB9RBmcs

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MabusIncarnate
07/24/20 2:39:46 AM
#47:


BloodMoon7 posted...
Except this fish. He has feelings and they are easily hurt.

https://youtu.be/qH9xB9RBmcs
That's Seaman not fish

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Smackems
07/24/20 2:42:28 AM
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This topic has flopper out of the water

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Bad_Mojo
07/24/20 2:43:35 AM
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The Trent
07/24/20 10:03:59 AM
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some people are not meant for outdoors activities

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