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HornedLion 07/22/20 1:22:11 PM #1: |
If I dont wear an undershirt when I wear my Lacoste Polos then that crocodile really chomps at my nips.
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/22/20 2:06:03 PM #2: |
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HornedLion 07/22/20 2:19:28 PM #3: |
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Prolly pregnant. As a hypochondriac Ive always feared a female egg traveling up my shaft and getting me pregnant. I call it Sea Horseophobia. --- "Wham wham bam bam" - the sound of Microsoft getting destroyed by Sony again ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/22/20 2:25:47 PM #4: |
HornedLion posted...
As a hypochondriac Ive always feared a female egg traveling up my shaft and getting me pregnant. I call him Sea Horseophobia.Nows the worst time to have an egg travel up your shaft. You cant safely go to a hospital. Itll probably burst out like a fire cracker in a sack of marbles. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HornedLion 07/22/20 2:28:53 PM #5: |
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Nows the worst time to have an egg travel up your shaft. You cant safely go to a hospital. Itll probably burst out like a fire cracker in a sack of marbles. Would a mans baby bump be in his balls? --- "Wham wham bam bam" - the sound of Microsoft getting destroyed by Sony again ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 07/22/20 2:29:52 PM #6: |
HornedLion posted...
Would a mans baby bump be in his balls?Im not a medical professional but probably. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Extreme_light 07/22/20 2:38:01 PM #7: |
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HornedLion 07/22/20 3:10:04 PM #8: |
Extreme_light posted...
When's the due date? Well, womens eggs dont just drop out of them willie nilly. So conception mustve been when I rode the red wave last month. Long story short... Probably sometime in March 2021. Idk. Going to have to see what my midwife(or midhusband?) says. --- "Wham wham bam bam" - the sound of Microsoft getting destroyed by Sony again ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pedro45 07/22/20 3:28:57 PM #9: |
I shaved my nipples once. That was such a sensation but I probably won't do it again for a while.
I'm...uh, really sensitive to it. --- Warning: Sometimes biased https://imgur.com/V0x5fw8 https://imgur.com/IOovUge https://imgur.com/zw7bqPH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheWitchMorgana 07/22/20 3:30:19 PM #10: |
maybe should get a blood test to check your estrogen levels
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Ogurisama 07/22/20 3:40:07 PM #11: |
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wolfy42 07/22/20 3:40:46 PM #12: |
You could also have been born with both sexual organs and ended up getting yourself pregnant.
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SunWuKung420 07/22/20 3:43:26 PM #13: |
You might want to look into buying a set of tasteful pasties.
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HornedLion 07/22/20 3:59:24 PM #14: |
wolfy42 posted...
You could also have been born with both sexual organs and ended up getting yourself pregnant. https://youtu.be/D0xnx1Q3Kqo --- "Wham wham bam bam" - the sound of Microsoft getting destroyed by Sony again ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CarefreeDude 07/22/20 4:15:12 PM #15: |
I used to date a girl who's nipples were so sensitive you could bring her to orgasm by playing with them
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pedro45 07/22/20 4:50:14 PM #16: |
CarefreeDude posted...
I used to date a girl who's nipples were so sensitive you could bring her to orgasm by playing with them That's me, but a Male. My girlfriend can play me so easily --- Warning: Sometimes biased https://imgur.com/V0x5fw8 https://imgur.com/IOovUge https://imgur.com/zw7bqPH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 07/22/20 5:05:13 PM #17: |
HornedLion posted...
that crocodile really chomps at my nips. Ill chomp at your nips... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReggieTheReckless 07/22/20 5:10:27 PM #18: |
nice
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HornedLion 07/22/20 5:55:20 PM #20: |
LinkPizza posted...
Ill chomp at your nips... If I ever felt like experimenting, rest assured itd be with you, LP. --- "Wham wham bam bam" - the sound of Microsoft getting destroyed by Sony again ... Copied to Clipboard!
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What_The_Chris 07/22/20 5:58:50 PM #21: |
well unless your nipples explode with delight, it doesn't count
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Sonicplys 07/22/20 6:50:35 PM #22: |
Hot
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captpackrat 07/22/20 8:32:57 PM #23: |
HornedLion posted...
Would a mans baby bump be in his balls?For the love of God, don't attempt to Google this. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 07/22/20 9:05:12 PM #24: |
HornedLion posted...
If I dont wear an undershirt when I wear my Lacoste Polos then that crocodile really chomps at my nips. Get a Lactose Polo --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 07/22/20 11:37:05 PM #25: |
HornedLion posted...
If I ever felt like experimenting, rest assured itd be with you, LP.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7BaE47WMZs --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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