Current Events > Try taking the cognitive test that Trump took. He's right the last questions are

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TheBlueMonk_
07/21/20 12:36:08 PM
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VERY HARD
https://gwep.usc.edu/moca-montreal-cognitive-assessment-test/


date month and year, oh boy thats difficult. place and city? i couldn't answer that if i tried holy shit my brain hurts thinking about it.


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COVxy
07/21/20 12:37:34 PM
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This is kind of a stupid interpretation of what he said.

He's a fucking moron, there's no reason to spend time trying to make him look worse than he is.

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YellowMustard69
07/21/20 12:39:51 PM
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Eh, some of the questions and exercises aren't necessarily easy if you take the test correctly.
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eston
07/21/20 12:41:43 PM
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The fuck is that, some kind of unicorn? And a horse with a mountain on his back? They could at least use real animals, I mean come on

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BeyondWalls
07/21/20 12:41:49 PM
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Well... Trump did say his test had 35 questions. Thats not 35 questions. Maybe he got a special test with the last five questions being advanced physics.

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TheBlueMonk_
07/21/20 12:42:05 PM
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COVxy posted...
This is kind of a stupid interpretation of what he said.

He's a fucking moron, there's no reason to spend time trying to make him look worse than he is.
"I'M NoT DeFenDInG TrUmp BUt hErE iS Me DeFenDiNG TRUmP. MaGa!"

"enlightened centrists" like you are the reason we're in this god damn mess to begin with.

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TheBlueMonk_
07/21/20 12:42:59 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Well... Trump did say his test had 35 questions. Thats not 35 questions. Maybe he got a special test with the last five questions being advanced physics.
im sure he'll say it had 500 questions next time

"There were 500 questions, and i finished it in no time. Doctors said "Wow, you finished too fast we' aren't ready" and i said "well theres no one faster than me doctors. no ones faster than me."

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COVxy
07/21/20 12:44:28 PM
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TheBlueMonk_ posted...
"I'M NoT DeFenDInG TrUmp BUt hErE iS Me DeFenDiNG TRUmP. MaGa!"

"enlightened centrists" like you are the reason we're in this god damn mess to begin with.

K dude.

By deliberately misinterpreting what he said, you are making it seem like the real and true concerns are simply political, rather than the truth that Trump is an incompetent lunatic.

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TheBlueMonk_
07/21/20 12:45:47 PM
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who posted?


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masterpug53
07/21/20 12:47:46 PM
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Trump's answers for the animal-naming section:

1) Stratton Oakmont...no, Meryll Lynch? Who has my money again?
2) Tryseratopps
3) [insert demented anti-Arab rant too offensive to be posted]

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Herodopus
07/21/20 12:50:34 PM
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TheBlueMonk_ posted...
who posted?
wow

dude's anti trump as fuck and you blocked him because he said that's not exactly how the interview went down?
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TheBlueMonk_
07/21/20 12:51:06 PM
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Herodopus posted...
wow

dude's anti trump as fuck and you blocked him because he said that's not exactly how the interview went down?
you're ignored too

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Bananana
07/21/20 12:52:03 PM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
Eh, some of the questions and exercises aren't necessarily easy if you take the test correctly.
loooooool

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COVxy
07/21/20 1:08:27 PM
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Is tc trolling? Can't tell

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Ruvan22
07/21/20 1:11:25 PM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
Eh, some of the questions and exercises aren't necessarily easy if you take the test correctly.

Which questions were those?
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josifrees
07/21/20 1:13:02 PM
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Feel like 90% of Americans would fail this test thats how fucking stupid they are

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Rexdragon125
07/21/20 1:15:44 PM
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I found a picture of TC

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COVxy
07/21/20 1:16:10 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
What did he actually say?

The way the MoCA is administered, each section is presented as a discrete element with instructions. It's clear he meant last 5 sections or so. Not just the orientation section questions.

Like, one could take his words literally and interpret them that way, but it's certainly not the most intuitive or reasonable interpretation of what he was saying.

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BeyondWalls
07/21/20 1:16:12 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Which questions were those?
Sometimes people forget the five words. Thats a pretty common question. Im not exactly sure how this test is supposed to work in practice. Because youre not supposed to be able to see the words. But theyre written on the piece of paper youre supposed to draw on. So not sure how thats supposed to work.

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Sariana21
07/21/20 1:16:54 PM
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In the Language section the first sentence appears to have a misplaced modifier.

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refmon
07/21/20 1:22:48 PM
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eston posted...
The fuck is that, some kind of unicorn? And a horse with a mountain on his back? They could at least use real animals, I mean come on


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TheBlueMonk_
07/21/20 7:39:57 PM
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Fuck this shitty ass site

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pegusus123456
07/21/20 8:00:08 PM
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COVxy posted...
The way the MoCA is administered, each section is presented as a discrete element with instructions. It's clear he meant last 5 sections or so. Not just the orientation section questions.

Like, one could take his words literally and interpret them that way, but it's certainly not the most intuitive or reasonable interpretation of what he was saying.
What portion of Trump's presidency has led you to think we should not be taking him literally?

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Anteaterking
07/21/20 8:07:43 PM
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COVxy posted...
The way the MoCA is administered, each section is presented as a discrete element with instructions. It's clear he meant last 5 sections or so. Not just the orientation section questions.

Like, one could take his words literally and interpret them that way, but it's certainly not the most intuitive or reasonable interpretation of what he was saying.

By section you mean "orientation", "recall", etc. right?

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COVxy
07/21/20 8:21:44 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
By section you mean "orientation", "recall", etc. right?

Yeah.

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Ving_Rhames
07/21/20 8:23:26 PM
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I aced that test in front of a bunch of doctors, they congratulated me on my success, they were astonished at how well I did. I think its an accomplishment worthy of several nominations that result in me being rewarded chocolate chunk cookies. Any less and I feel like I wasted my time studying for the test.

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