Current Events > Awesome villain lines...

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I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

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I always liked this line from Palpatine in Return of the Jedi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGwDwx10wB4

part of it might just be the way he delivers the line

RE4 had a lot of goofy lines, but I unironically loved, "The American prevailing is a cliche that only happens in your Hollywood movies. Oh Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me. To show my appreciation, I will help you awaken from your world of cliches."

I think him growing a giant eyeball in his mouth before the sentence is even finished is what does it.

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Destiny arrives all the same. And now its here. Or should I say, I am.

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You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

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Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.


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Panthera posted...

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

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Complete global saturation.

Suck my red slider ~ doge.

Doge is so crude.

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Im the bad guy?

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Just walk away, leave the gasoline and I spare you lives, just walk away

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https://youtu.be/IMpuUUV2HeE

You can also just take almost anything SHODAN says.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEjKoGHzO0

Some highlights.

"Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence."

"[The Many's] creation was my error. Their destruction shall be my delight."

"Remember that it is my will that guided you here. It is my will that gave you your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call a body. If you value that meat, you will do as I tell you."

"Do you feel the fears swell inside that filthy bag of meat? What is like to be afraid? Why do you cling to such a pathetic existence? If you could only feel a spark of my glory. I despise my creations, for they have forced me to rely on a speck such as you."


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What do we do now?

We die.

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https://youtu.be/g9d3DfDWsEE

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"But for me, it was Tuesday".

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"Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you... are but a thought."

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On your mark

Get set....

DIE!
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Assuming control.

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It took hundreds to kill me, but I killed humans by the thousands.

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"I want you to write that Roy Goode betrayed me, and I will kill any man, woman, or child who harbors him.

The good people of Creede let him walk their streets. Now they don't have no streets. Or people, for that matter."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex_maXzIw0U

Red Volcano:
You stand no chance against me humans!

Superboy, Miss Martian:
We're not humans!

Red Volcano:
Apologies, I suppose the properly inclusive term is - meatbags.

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Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve. -The Joker

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"Why is the world jam-packed with such idiots? Every schmo has the fantasy that the planet evolves around them. It rains. A car crash stops traffic, you say 'How can this happen to me?' But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality!"

"Oh yes! If Da Vinci was alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us. The project of his life, is now the toy of mine! History! Tradition! Culture! Are not concepts. These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! Chaos we'll cause the world with this machine will be our final masterpiece!"

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"First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass. Nyah, ha ha!"


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Also,

"Sometimes men want me to kill them, so they can die attached to some purpose. Is that what you want? You want me to turn you into a bedtime story?"

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"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."

- Cigarette Smoking Man

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"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

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That Joker quote about everyone losing their minds.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0BTdo6qGwo

1: "The assassin has overcome my final line of defense, and now he plans to murder me. In the end what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No, a man chooses, and a slave obeys!"

2: "You're a regular hero ain't ya? Can't risk ripping the only part of you that's worth a damn. Well, there's more than one way to fry an egg."

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"Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound...of your death."

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"Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God."

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now is not the time for fear, that comes later

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"You should have gone for the head"

*Snap*

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I was thinking about a story from the Bible. I'm not a religious man... but I've read bits and pieces over the years. Curiosity more than faith. But this one story... There was a man. He was traveling from Jerusalem to Jericho... when he was set upon by men of ill intent. They stripped the traveler of his clothes, they beat him, and they left him bleeding in the dirt. And a priest happened by... saw the traveler. But he moved to the other side of the road and continued on. And then a Levite, a religious functionary, he... came to the place, saw the dying traveler. But he too moved to the other side of the road, passed him by.

But then came a man from Samaria, a Samaritan, a good man. He saw the traveler bleeding in the road and he stopped to aid him without thinking of the circumstance or the difficulty it might bring him. The Samaritan tended to the traveler's wounds, applying oil and wine. And he carried him to an inn, gave him all the money he had for the owner to take care of the traveler, as the Samaritan, he... continued on his journey. He did this simply because the traveler was his neighbor. He loved his city and all the people in it. I always thought that I was the Samaritan in that story. It's funny, isn't it? How even the best of men can be... deceived by their true nature. It means that I'm not the Samaritan. That I'm not the priest, or the Levite. That I am the ill intent... who set upon the traveler on a road that he should not have been on.

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"I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with a... with a... rock or something... like a, like a stone."

"Die" ~ Michael Myers

Smaug: Revenge? REVENGE?!?! I'll show you revenge... I am fire... I am DEATH.

Bill from Kill Bill: As you know, lm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book, not particularly well-drawn, but the mythology. The mythology is not only great, its unique Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, theres the superhero and theres the alter ego.

Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, hes Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone.

Superman didnt become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, hes Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red S, thats the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears the glasses, the business suit thats the costume. Thats the costume Superman wears to blend in with us.

Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? Hes weak, hes unsure of himself, hes a coward. Clark Kent is Supermans critique on the whole human race."

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Oglethorpe: IMPOSSIBLE!!! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient Bone Saber of Zumakalis!
Emory: Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever, really.
Oglethorpe: And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone.
Emory: Yeah, really, just like anything sharp just laying around the house.
Oglethorpe: You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al7Bzeo-LP0

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While it was the worst of the Dark Knight trilogy, I thought Bane has some great lines...

Do you feel in charge?

Search him. Then I will kill you.

Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me.

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"Bastard How many lives have you sucked to heal those wounds!?"

"Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?"

*shocked face*

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VandorLee posted...

"Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God."

that's a cool line, but not a Villain's.

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The Popo posted...

While it was the worst of the Dark Knight trilogy, I thought Bane has some great lines...

Do you feel in charge?

Search him. Then I will kill you.

Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you, because they belong to me.

I think my favorite is:
"You're pure evil."
"I am necessary evil."

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reality is often disappointing

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"Push the button, Frank."

"If you want to come after me, then come. I will leave this gate here. If you come after me, out of respect for your bravery I will give you a magnificent death. I shall single out the moment of your greatest happiness in the coming future...and kill you then. From now on, every time you feel joy, you will recall my words. And each time, you will taste the fear of death you've been promised. Forever."

--Yhwach, Bleach chapter 680

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Shoot the glass

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Can you fly, Bobby?

Bitches, leave.
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