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CommonJoe
07/19/20 9:33:16 PM
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LOOK AT THIS DUDE. LOOK AT HIS LIPS

*wheezes and dies*

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nevershine
07/19/20 9:34:39 PM
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So aliens evolved into dinos

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VTBM
07/19/20 9:41:22 PM
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Xenozoa425
07/19/20 10:01:02 PM
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I looked into an interesting theory a few weeks ago that involves human DNA and blood types, showing that from a genetic standpoint, Africans are the decendants of extraterrestrial entities, and non-Africans are partially hybridized with Neanderthals. There's a couple key pieces of evidence, such as hair follicles. Non-African hair follicles are closer to that of mammals, when the hair gets wet from rain or after a shower, it produces a "wet dog" smell. Africans do not have that. And when it comes to blood types, there are instances where the Rh- mother is impregnated and begins to form an Rh+ baby in the womb, and due to the difference of antigens in the blood, the mother's cells will perceive the fetus as a foreign threat, and it can slowly cause severe harm or even death to the fetus. This is called hemolytic disease, and does not occur in nature except for instances where two separate species are being bred together to create a hybrid offspring, i.e. a mule (donkey+horse) or liger (lion+tiger).

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CommonJoe
07/19/20 10:02:41 PM
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That sounds like some horrendously racist bullshit.

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monkmith
07/19/20 10:04:13 PM
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they got that 65m years of evolution, they look like this now.

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Guide
07/19/20 10:05:23 PM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
hemolytic disease


Lots of shit like this doesn't occur in nature because nature tends not to preserve anything unfit to survive in the wild.

As humans, we have society, and control enough of our environments that we can ascribe our own rules, and so what determines fitness in raw wilderness isn't always what determines fitness in civilization.

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CommonJoe
07/19/20 10:05:31 PM
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monkmith posted...

they got that 65m years of evolution, they look like this now.

Not quite. Non-avian dinosaurs, which IIRC the conventional dinosaur in the pic is, didnt really make it past the end of the Cretaceous.

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Pharrellforever
07/19/20 10:06:10 PM
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I"m killmonger.
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monkmith
07/19/20 10:14:04 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
Not quite. Non-avian dinosaurs, which IIRC the conventional dinosaur in the pic is, didnt really make it past the end of the Cretaceous.
going by the picture it appears to be a theropod, which are the group of dinosaurs that evolved into birds.

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CapnMuffin
07/19/20 10:17:28 PM
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Thanks Lavos

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Zikten
07/19/20 10:41:07 PM
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the pic in the first post is what scientists imagine dinosaurw might have evolved to if not for the asteroid. Earth would have been populated by Reptilians
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Xenozoa425
07/19/20 10:49:07 PM
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Guide posted...
Lots of shit like this doesn't occur in nature because nature tends not to preserve anything unfit to survive in the wild.

As humans, we have society, and control enough of our environments that we can ascribe our own rules, and so what determines fitness in raw wilderness isn't always what determines fitness in civilization.
Again, I'm only posting a theory, but from a scientific and genetic standpoint, it makes sense when you really start to wrap your head around it.

I'm posing the question to you guys so you can maybe wonder for yourselves... why is the human species one of the few on the entire planet that can get hemolytic disease? It does not occur in nature by pure evolutionary chance, it is only documented when two different species are being bred together in order to create a hybrid offspring. I already used the examples of a mule and a liger.

Therefore, if it occurs within some humans, would it not imply that some humans are hybrid offspring, thus their descendants at some point in time were of two different species?

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Rika_Furude
07/19/20 10:51:25 PM
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Imagine going through 65m years of evolution and becoming a sea cucumber or that vulture that sticks its head up dead animals asses to eat

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Rika_Furude
07/19/20 10:52:32 PM
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Zikten posted...
the pic in the first post is what scientists imagine dinosaurw might have evolved to if not for the asteroid. Earth would have been populated by Reptilians
Why is their first thought that they would evolve to be humanoid. Sounds fake to me

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CommonJoe
07/20/20 9:46:18 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Why is their first thought that they would evolve to be humanoid. Sounds fake to me

Its based on comparing the progression of dinosaurs to the progression of mammals as they spread out and took up various niches in the wake of the extinction event. Hence, eventually a humanoid looking dinosauroid.

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SquantoZ
07/20/20 9:48:56 AM
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Why didn't Dinosaurs do anything to prevent climate change? smh

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Were_Wyrm
07/20/20 9:50:44 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
Why didn't Dinosaurs do anything to prevent climate change? smh
The economy

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SquantoZ
07/20/20 9:53:18 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
The economy

So they valued the economy and money more than dinosaur life? Who the fuck was the president back then?

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Zodd3224
07/20/20 9:54:06 AM
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Dinos would have eventually nuked themselves to extinction anyways

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AlisLandale
07/20/20 9:54:30 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
Why didn't Dinosaurs do anything to prevent climate change? smh

Craziest thing I heard was that the KT extinction event might not have even killed the dinosaurs on its own.

like, if it hit some other part of the earth, it still would have been bad, but not kill all the dinosaurs and permanently shift the planets climate bad.

the location it hit was rich with certain elements that contributed to the ensuing climate change after they were all exploded into the air.

granted that was just one theory from an article I read two or three years ago so who knows >_>


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s0nicfan
07/20/20 9:56:12 AM
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CommonJoe
07/20/20 10:04:25 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Craziest thing I heard was that the KT extinction event might not have even killed the dinosaurs on its own.

like, if it hit some other part of the earth, it still would have been bad, but not kill all the dinosaurs and permanently shift the planets climate bad.

the location it hit was rich with certain elements that contributed to the ensuing climate change after they were all exploded into the air.

granted that was just one theory from an article I read two or three years ago so who knows >_>

That, and even the actual event itself didnt kill off everything dinosaur wise. There was one species found to still be alive for 40 million years afterwords before it finally died, and naturally theres the coelacanth which is still alive.

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Mistere Man
07/20/20 10:14:18 AM
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Fools dinosaurs did evolve why do you think there are rumors of reptilian overlords?

Why do you think the higher ups arent worried about global warming?

here is a hint, reptiles are cold blooded

they knew an ice age was coming so they hid under the ocean to survive it and bided their time and evolved, and advanced their technology. Finally after all this time they have manipulated man from behind the scenes (snake tempting eve) to their design to achieve their true goal to return the world to the hot climate they need to survive on the surface. And as the Norse said at the end of days the Jormungand will devour the world signaling the twilight of the human shaped gods the end of humanity.

But thankfully I am not serious and am just making this up.

or am I?

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Returning_CEmen
07/20/20 10:49:48 AM
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Interesting
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