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RavingShark 07/18/20 10:10:16 PM #1:	Trans girl this time. She already agreed to it. We're not even going to fuck we're just gonna sit here and smoke and shes gonna pretend, and say, she loves me and im a good man. I think we'll smoke and watch the 90s spiderman cartoon together and ill pretend im still with my ex-wife, also a trans girl. itll be like old times, dudes. <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942288475] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Trans girl this time. She already agreed to it. We're not even going to fuck we're just gonna sit here and smoke and shes gonna pretend, and say, she loves me and im a good man. I think we'll smoke and watch the 90s spiderman cartoon together and ill pretend im still with my ex-wife, also a trans girl. itll be like old times, dudes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 07/18/20 10:11:21 PM #2:	Whenever i'm down in the dumps i'm gonna have to remember your story. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:942288507] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Whenever i'm down in the dumps i'm gonna have to remember your story. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/18/20 10:11:25 PM #3:	make sure you call corn pop he wants to watch and join --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:942288511] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>make sure you call corn pop he wants to watch and join </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 07/18/20 10:11:41 PM #4:	... --- b-bb-box https://imgur.com/8D3HM7e - by Proofpyros <cite>boxington posted [p:942288521] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/18/20 10:12:23 PM #5:	This sounds like a wholesome experience --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:942288544] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>This sounds like a wholesome experience </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather 07/18/20 10:12:33 PM #6:	Im sorry your life turned out like this bro --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:942288548] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Im sorry your life turned out like this bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/18/20 10:12:59 PM #7:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Whenever i'm down in the dumps i'm gonna have to remember your story. yeah itll help dude. never forget, it can always get worse. Dark_SilverX posted... make sure you call corn pop he wants to watch and join Fuck off, trumper. nobody cares what your little cult thinks. <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942288558] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Whenever i'm down in the dumps i'm gonna have to remember your story.</quote>yeah itll help dude. never forget, it can always get worse. Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>make sure you call corn pop he wants to watch and join</quote>Fuck off, trumper. nobody cares what your little cult thinks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oeoeo23 07/18/20 10:13:55 PM #8:	Ummm, hiring? How much are you paying for this smoke sesh? --- this may have been posted from my iPhone <cite>Oeoeo23 posted [p:942288594] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Ummm, hiring? How much are you paying for this smoke sesh? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/18/20 10:17:34 PM #9:	Oeoeo23 posted... Ummm, hiring? How much are you paying for this smoke sesh? 600 bucks for overnight. shes really pretty, but more importantly shes a good actor. she can convincingly pretend to love me and thats the point dude. also she straight up admitted she actually likes the 90s superhero cartoons <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942288713] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Oeoeo23 posted... </cite> <quote>Ummm, hiring? How much are you paying for this smoke sesh?</quote>600 bucks for overnight. shes really pretty, but more importantly shes a good actor. she can convincingly pretend to love me and thats the point dude. also she straight up admitted she actually likes the 90s superhero cartoons </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobaban 07/18/20 10:18:23 PM #10:	Make sure to bareback <cite>bobaban posted [p:942288747] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Make sure to bareback </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 07/18/20 10:19:00 PM #11:	Eat that booty. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:942288762] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Eat that booty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RavingShark 07/18/20 10:24:22 PM #13:	funny thing is, she made me pay extra to NOT fuck. she said if she was being paid for an acting job she wanted acting money. i didnt know how much that was so i let her set the price. id have easily paid double what she asked for someone to love me again even if it isnt real. im loading up the hydro-man episode of the spiderman cartoon now she says she'll be here in half an hour. maybe she'll even snack with me a little bit i ordered pizza <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942288927] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>funny thing is, she made me pay extra to NOT fuck. she said if she was being paid for an acting job she wanted acting money. i didnt know how much that was so i let her set the price. id have easily paid double what she asked for someone to love me again even if it isnt real. im loading up the hydro-man episode of the spiderman cartoon now she says she'll be here in half an hour. maybe she'll even snack with me a little bit i ordered pizza </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 07/18/20 10:27:22 PM #14:	RavingShark posted... yeah itll help dude. never forget, it can always get worse. Fuck off, trumper. nobody cares what your little cult thinks. I'd rather eat dinner with Trump and call him the King than do what you are doing. --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:942289021] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>RavingShark posted... </cite> <quote>yeah itll help dude. never forget, it can always get worse. Fuck off, trumper. nobody cares what your little cult thinks.</quote>I'd rather eat dinner with Trump and call him the King than do what you are doing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/18/20 10:30:30 PM #15:	Dark_SilverX posted... I'd rather eat dinner with Trump and call him the King than do what you are doing. yeah i bet youd pay for daddy trump to love you just like im paying this girl to pretend to love me. fuck off seriously, as sad as my shit is yours is sadder. youre literally a cultist. go get fucked. Go away. <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942289109] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>I'd rather eat dinner with Trump and call him the King than do what you are doing.</quote>yeah i bet youd pay for daddy trump to love you just like im paying this girl to pretend to love me. fuck off seriously, as sad as my shit is yours is sadder. youre literally a cultist. go get fucked. Go away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Infinite 2003 07/18/20 10:30:42 PM #16:	Not only are you doing this but youre literally telling other people youre doing this --- Before I knew it there was poop on my lips. - squarion <cite>Infinite 2003 posted [p:942289113] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Not only are you doing this but youre literally telling other people youre doing this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 07/18/20 10:32:25 PM #18:	RavingShark posted... she made me pay extra to NOT fuck. she did it out of spite i think :(. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:942289162] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>RavingShark posted...</cite> <quote>she made me pay extra to NOT fuck.</quote> she did it out of spite i think :(.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 07/18/20 10:33:24 PM #19:	what the fuck am i reading --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198312621819/#sort=order <cite>Garioshi posted [p:942289203] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>what the fuck am i reading </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WarfireX 07/18/20 10:34:15 PM #20:	What happened to your original trans wife? Did you actually get dumped by a trans? It's unreal the kind of options anyone remotely female has in the United States. --- Spider-Man 3 was a good movie. <cite>WarfireX posted [p:942289218] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>What happened to your original trans wife? Did you actually get dumped by a trans? It's unreal the kind of options anyone remotely female has in the United States. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lanzol 07/18/20 10:34:38 PM #21:	Bro do u want a friend? All u gotta do is venmo me I'm a chill dude <cite>Lanzol posted [p:942289230] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Bro do u want a friend? All u gotta do is venmo me I'm a chill dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueTigerLion 07/18/20 10:38:55 PM #22:	Isn't this extra risky in this covid era. Who knows how many other people she has seen or if she is using masks. --- Hey now. <cite>BlueTigerLion posted [p:942289348] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Isn't this extra risky in this covid era. Who knows how many other people she has seen or if she is using masks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g980 07/18/20 11:23:08 PM #23:	we've all done this Its nbd --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). <cite>g980 posted [p:942290613] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>we've all done this Its nbd </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 07/19/20 12:06:05 AM #24:	Lol thread --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:942291654] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Lol thread </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 07/19/20 12:09:21 AM #25:	They actually are known to do this lol. You're paying extra for them to care even a smidge about you --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:942291736] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>They actually are known to do this lol. You're paying extra for them to care even a smidge about you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 07/19/20 12:10:31 AM #26:	That's the saddest shit I've ever read --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:942291757] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>That's the saddest shit I've ever read </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 07/19/20 12:12:53 AM #27:	why didn't you just have sex --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:942291820] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>why didn't you just have sex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/19/20 1:13:18 AM #28:	shes here now. i told her i was telling the internet. she says do whatever i want so im online, watching old cartoons and talking to her and smoking at the same time. every time i say 'i love you' she says 'i love you too, i love you so much,' stuff like that. its like hearing air rushing into a room without any. i really needed this. she even let me cry on her shoulder, literally. she held me and just kept saying she loved me. it helped alot everyone should try this its like therapy. when i finally dried my eyes, she and i decided we'd watch X-men: TAS from the 90's instead of spiderman. she really likes rogue shes her favorite. <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942293439] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>shes here now. i told her i was telling the internet. she says do whatever i want so im online, watching old cartoons and talking to her and smoking at the same time. every time i say 'i love you' she says 'i love you too, i love you so much,' stuff like that. its like hearing air rushing into a room without any. i really needed this. she even let me cry on her shoulder, literally. she held me and just kept saying she loved me. it helped alot everyone should try this its like therapy. when i finally dried my eyes, she and i decided we'd watch X-men: TAS from the 90's instead of spiderman. she really likes rogue shes her favorite. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 07/19/20 1:16:04 AM #29:	is this a goats alt <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:942293501] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>is this a goats alt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WarfireX 07/19/20 1:16:45 AM #30:	Answer my **ing question. --- Spider-Man 3 was a good movie. <cite>WarfireX posted [p:942293521] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Answer my **ing question. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 07/19/20 1:20:28 AM #32:	Garioshi posted... what the fuck am i reading --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:942293610] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite> <quote>what the fuck am i reading</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genesis_Angeal 07/19/20 1:23:38 AM #33:	Damn_Underscore posted... why didn't you just have sex --- Even if the morrow is barren of promises. Nothing shall forestall my return - Loveless - Act III <cite>Genesis_Angeal posted [p:942293681] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite> <quote>why didn't you just have sex</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aki_Sora 07/19/20 1:24:34 AM #34:	So is this some kind therapy? --- This is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561199023744394/ <cite>Aki_Sora posted [p:942293703] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>So is this some kind therapy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/19/20 1:25:20 AM #35:	WarfireX posted... Answer my **ing question. the one about what happened to my wife or the one with all the incel horseshit? my wife died not long ago. i miss her alot. she was really nice and pretty and she was always happy. i really loved her. so now im kinda lonely sometimes. drugs help but not always enough. <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942293717] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>WarfireX posted... </cite> <quote>Answer my **ing question.</quote>the one about what happened to my wife or the one with all the incel horseshit? my wife died not long ago. i miss her alot. she was really nice and pretty and she was always happy. i really loved her. so now im kinda lonely sometimes. drugs help but not always enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RavingShark 07/19/20 1:28:11 AM #37:	she says hello. she says its ok to tell yall what we're doing. she says she loves you too, anybody whos hurting and needs to hear it. <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942293803] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>she says hello. she says its ok to tell yall what we're doing. she says she loves you too, anybody whos hurting and needs to hear it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/19/20 1:52:04 AM #41:	whats with everything getting deleted are people being hateful or something? <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942294402] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>whats with everything getting deleted are people being hateful or something? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 07/19/20 1:54:43 AM #42:	https://i.imgur.com/mGclC0l.gifv --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:942294474] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/mGclC0l.gifv </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 07/19/20 1:55:43 AM #43:	Wtf at this whole scenario --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:942294506] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Wtf at this whole scenario </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 07/19/20 1:56:07 AM #44:	This sounds like rock bottom. --- GOML <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:942294514] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>This sounds like rock bottom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/19/20 1:57:19 AM #45:	Garioshi posted... what the fuck am i reading --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:942294547] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted...</cite> <quote>what the fuck am i reading </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 07/19/20 2:03:01 AM #46:	RavingShark posted... shes here now. i told her i was telling the internet. she says do whatever i want so im online, watching old cartoons and talking to her and smoking at the same time. every time i say 'i love you' she says 'i love you too, i love you so much,' stuff like that. its like hearing air rushing into a room without any. i really needed this. she even let me cry on her shoulder, literally. she held me and just kept saying she loved me. it helped alot everyone should try this its like therapy. when i finally dried my eyes, she and i decided we'd watch X-men: TAS from the 90's instead of spiderman. she really likes rogue shes her favorite. Rogue is cool, personally, I'm a Nightcrawler fan. --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks Bernie > Biden > poop > Trump https://RightWingWatch.org http://reddit.com/r/BreadTube http://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:942294661] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote><cite>RavingShark posted...</cite> <quote>shes here now. i told her i was telling the internet. she says do whatever i want so im online, watching old cartoons and talking to her and smoking at the same time. every time i say 'i love you' she says 'i love you too, i love you so much,' stuff like that. its like hearing air rushing into a room without any. i really needed this. she even let me cry on her shoulder, literally. she held me and just kept saying she loved me. it helped alot everyone should try this its like therapy. when i finally dried my eyes, she and i decided we'd watch X-men: TAS from the 90's instead of spiderman. she really likes rogue shes her favorite. </quote> Rogue is cool, personally, I'm a Nightcrawler fan.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genesis_Angeal 07/19/20 2:05:09 AM #47:	I can actually believe this is based off of a true story of someone's life, but more so on the Hollywood side. Some people do the things most of us won't. Like for instance. I know of a person who used to secretly hook up with trans, and blamed it on "I only do it when I'm fucked up," after everyone found out. That person used to drown themselves in some hardcore dope and other hardcore drugs. Now that person is happily openly dating a trans, because that's what that person is attracted to, and that person doesn't do hardcore drugs anymore. --- Even if the morrow is barren of promises. Nothing shall forestall my return - Loveless - Act III <cite>Genesis_Angeal posted [p:942294702] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>I can actually believe this is based off of a true story of someone's life, but more so on the Hollywood side. Some people do the things most of us won't. Like for instance. I know of a person who used to secretly hook up with trans, and blamed it on "I only do it when I'm fucked up," after everyone found out. That person used to drown themselves in some hardcore dope and other hardcore drugs. Now that person is happily openly dating a trans, because that's what that person is attracted to, and that person doesn't do hardcore drugs anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 07/19/20 2:06:10 AM #48:	Hows her ass? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:942294716] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>Hows her ass? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/19/20 2:06:55 AM #49:	we just watched that old school 'im the juggernaut bitch' video together and it was the first time i really laughed in a couple weeks. we laughed so hard she dropped the stuff and we both went for it then she kissed me then said sorry and picked it up. she had to go take a call its been a few minutes thought id give an update. she is really nice to me not something you see alot in the world. im gonna hire her again tomorrow, and the next night. i can only afford 6 more nights of her and the drugs then ill have exausted my savings. i dont really care. i have a good job ill make it back. and to the nightcrawler guy, burn in hell <3 i say that lovingly im just joking. im a collosus fan even though i cant spell his name <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942294727] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>we just watched that old school 'im the juggernaut bitch' video together and it was the first time i really laughed in a couple weeks. we laughed so hard she dropped the stuff and we both went for it then she kissed me then said sorry and picked it up. she had to go take a call its been a few minutes thought id give an update. she is really nice to me not something you see alot in the world. im gonna hire her again tomorrow, and the next night. i can only afford 6 more nights of her and the drugs then ill have exausted my savings. i dont really care. i have a good job ill make it back. and to the nightcrawler guy, burn in hell <3 i say that lovingly im just joking. im a collosus fan even though i cant spell his name </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/19/20 2:21:38 AM #50:	i missed her while she was on her call so i took a peek through the blinds, i just watched her hop into a car and ride away. i think she was just being nice to me through this thing. goddammit im alone again. maybe whiskey will help. <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942294992] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote> i missed her while she was on her call so i took a peek through the blinds, i just watched her hop into a car and ride away. i think she was just being nice to me through this thing. goddammit im alone again. maybe whiskey will help. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 07/19/20 2:32:30 AM #51:	This is the most depressing thread I've ever seen. --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:942295192] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>This is the most depressing thread I've ever seen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 07/19/20 2:37:45 AM #52:	https://youtu.be/pm2mbks_J4c --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:942295294] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/pm2mbks_J4c </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RavingShark 07/19/20 2:41:17 AM #53:	just sucked down several gulps of liquor. feel better. cried again after she left ill be ok. ill hire another one this is the nature of the thing. my wife died i miss her so much. i really loved her. we met when i was a kid, i was just 18 she was 20. we were together for years we meant everything to each other. what do i do now <cite>RavingShark posted [p:942295360] in Im hiring ... [t:78856143]...</cite> <quote>just sucked down several gulps of liquor. feel better. cried again after she left ill be ok. ill hire another one this is the nature of the thing. my wife died i miss her so much. i really loved her. we met when i was a kid, i was just 18 she was 20. we were together for years we meant everything to each other. what do i do now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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