Current Events > ~~2020 CE SUMM3RSLAM~~ get rekt son 3diti0n

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Hell In A Cell
@Turbam vs @The_Trent

PS5 On A Pole Match
@JustMyOpinion vs @Lost_All_Senses

No DQ
@Reiss vs @R1masher

Fake vegy vs Real vegy: Guest Ref: @Cleo_II
@ssj3vegeta vs @Veggeta_X

More to come...

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So, Im pole dancing?

I got this.

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Tag Team Title
@Austin_Era_II & @MabusIncarnate vs @Zack_Attackv1 & @Solid_Sonic

@Duncanwii vs @PokemonExpert44

Main Event
@DarkRoast vs @Sayoria


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MitB
@jeffhardyb0yz vs @Jagr_68 vs @Hexenherz vs @Garioshi vs @Christian_RULES vs @mrgoatthief

TAKE UR PICKS!!!

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If I win Money in the Bank, I will promise a fair cash in. No last second grab. No hitting the champion when he's down.

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What is Duncan warned for?

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Maybe whining about his gf going to the mall and he can't.

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Christian RULES posted...

If I win Money in the Bank, I will promise a fair cash in. No last second grab. No hitting the champion when he's down.

It wouldn't be nice to attack Dark or Say after their match <_<

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My alt would've cleaned up MitB sadly >___>

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You don't get it boy... this isn't a mudhole... its an operating table. I'm the surgeon.

Spud, I slice and dice Reiss

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I hope you're prepared to go over, The Trent...

.....OVER THE EDGE OF THE HELL IN A CELL!!!

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Bah gwad enough is enough. Someone stop da match!!

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Oh i hope you're ready to go down TURBAM

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Who is Darkroast, and why we the main event?

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*hands mic to @DarkRoast *

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I heard they you Sayoria
I got some dope rhymes for ya
But girl, I implore ya
Take a shower, you stink like the Mines of Moria


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Let's get down to business, no more sil-ly puns
Say's bringing the slaughters, better watch, ya buns.
You're the saddest poster here I bet
And I know I can run ya through
Missed the win, made a fool, out of you

Dropped you in forest, and no sound within
Once Darkroast will enter, Say'll sure-ly win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic snot
And your eyes will be black and blue
Somehow I'll whip the shit, out of you

You're never gonna breathe a breath
Say goodbye to those who knew ye
Boy, you're just a tool i'll school by cutting limbs
My moves make you scared to death
You're funeral will be so gloomy
Will you have a choir there to sing a hymn?

I will win!
Say's making Darkroast begin to shiver
I will win!
Eaten like breakfast with a big spoon
I will win!
As Darkroast's chances are so damn dire,
I'm serious as, I'll send them to the moon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HPrfbhrcTg
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Wait,are we climbing a pole to get to a ps5? Cause I got that easily. I've trained my whole life for that.

Are we hitting each other with ps5s on the end of poles? That one might not go so well for me.

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It's been a long time coming Zack...

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Sayoria posted...

Let's get down to business, no more sil-ly puns
Say's bringing the slaughters, better watch, ya buns.
You're the saddest poster here I bet
And I know I can run ya through
Missed the win, made a fool, out of you

Dropped you in forest, and no sound within
Once Darkroast will enter, Say'll sure-ly win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic snot
And your eyes will be black and blue
Somehow I'll whip the shit, out of you

You're never gonna breathe a breath
Say goodbye to those who knew ye
Boy, you're just a tool i'll school by cutting limbs
My moves make you scared to death
You're funeral will be so gloomy
Will you have a choir there to sing a hymn?

I will win!
Say's making Darkroast begin to shiver
I will win!
Eaten like breakfast with a big spoon
I will win!
As Darkroast's chances are so damn dire,
I'm serious as, I'll send them to the moon

This is gonna be one amazing main event. Fuck...

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Wait,are we climbing a pole to get to a ps5? Cause I got that easily. I've trained my whole life for that.

Are we hitting each other with ps5s on the end of poles? That one might not go so well for me.

Climbing. But our writers added a twist. This year the pole will be in a lava pit. He who falls will not be getting their contract ruined. Maybe try the WWE.

Your match is in a special tire shaped ring. In the middle of the hole is the pole. You gotta leap for it after 10 mins of wrestling. Once the sound goes off then you can jump. Otherwise the pole colapses into the pit. No throwing opponent into pit. That is murder obviously since we are bringing in real lava. This event is costing me billions...

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Sayoria posted...

Let's get down to business, no more sil-ly puns
Say's bringing the slaughters, better watch, ya buns.
You're the saddest poster here I bet
And I know I can run ya through
Missed the win, made a fool, out of you

Dropped you in forest, and no sound within
Once Darkroast will enter, Say'll sure-ly win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic snot
And your eyes will be black and blue
Somehow I'll whip the shit, out of you

You're never gonna breathe a breath
Say goodbye to those who knew ye
Boy, you're just a tool i'll school by cutting limbs
My moves make you scared to death
You're funeral will be so gloomy
Will you have a choir there to sing a hymn?

I will win!
Say's making Darkroast begin to shiver
I will win!
Eaten like breakfast with a big spoon
I will win!
As Darkroast's chances are so damn dire,
I'm serious as, I'll send them to the moon

Do you hear Sayoria sing?
Singing a song of stinky socks
It is the music of a people
Who try to rap like Jamie Fox

When the slappin' of your rhymes
Echoes the thumpin' of the drums
There is a rhyme about to start
When tomorrow comes

Will you join in her crusade?
Who will be dumb and bust a rhyme?
Beyond the barricade
Could you have a worse time?

Then join in the rap
That will bust out some crap to the beat!

Do you hear Sayoria sing?
Sounds like a bunch of half-dead skunks
It is the music of a people
Or at least a room of drunks!

When the slappin' of the beat
Echoes the crappin' in your pants
There is a cleanup about to start
When Sayoria chants

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How do we wrestle on a giant tire, everything's a ledge. If he can't throw me off, I'll just let him whip my flacid body around while I conserve energy for the jumping and climbing.

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And u wonder why you're not main eventing against DarkRoast. Smh.

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This sounds fun but if I came back for this people would be like "Didn't you say you were never coming back?" and give me shit about it.

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Solid Sonic posted...

This sounds fun but if I came back for this people would be like "Didn't you say you were never coming back?" and give me shit about it.

So instead you came back to say you're not coming back

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Why am I always pitted against Vegy? Me and Vegy should tag team against Pokemon users. Dragon Ball team vs Pokemon team. Who want this?

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DarkRoast posted...

So instead you came back to say you're not coming back

I got a notice saying I had been summoned. I don't know what board it'll take me to until I click it.

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Veggeta X posted...

Why am I always pitted against Vegy? Me and Vegy should tag team against Pokemon users. Dragon Ball team vs Pokemon team. Who want this?

If the fake vegy wants to team up with you I'm okay with this. Otherwise we are out of bubble gum.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

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*continues tiringly punching dudes at the top of the ladder for 2 days straight*

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I'll post results tonight after last nights event. What a show. The boob slip incident has gone viral.

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RESULTS

The Trent def. Turbam in HIAC. After being thrown from the top of the cage twice Turbam was unable to kick out after being pinned for the count. Turbam has agreed to pay for the 2 broken announce tables and will continue to be part of our organization. Thank you comrade.

Lost def. JMO. RIP JMO and his career.

No DQ turned into a shitshow when Reis's & R1's entire family showed up into the match. Reis was slapped twice by R1's grandma during the match, but it was the shock nobody expected as Reis's own dad turned against him and joined with R1 to help take down his son. After the match the audience was left in utter shock when Reis's dad looked directly R1 in the eyes and said "I am your father". We are still waiting DNA tests.

Both vegys' def. the Pokeman fans. Duncan sat in the corner choosing not to participate in the match saying he had to finish his other match on his Nintendo DS.

Me & Mabz destroyed SS and Zack. Zack left the arena crying. The crowd laughed. A baby even laughed.

MitB took an hour long, but in the end goatthief won. Tables and ladders were broken, but goat used 5 chairs to get the job done.

Main event was tight as both women kicked out of the 3 count 5 times. Dark def Say to become the first world champion. She took to the mic to tell goat don't even bother cashing in mitb cause he bankrupt. Goat has yet to show us his financial records...stay tuned tonight for that!


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sorry @Turbam but let me know if you want to hell in a somewhere else sometime
hell in the liberty bell?
hell in a water well?
hell inside a tortoise shell?
anywhere anytime just make sure there's a rhyme

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Heck...in the ceck!!!!

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