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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:06:12 PM
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and Im just watching my gas go down while
she hammers that pedal .

little does she know it feels good to not be the one that has to drive everywhere

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dj1200
07/17/20 6:07:49 PM
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is she taking you shopping to buy a new dress?

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Poop2
07/17/20 6:09:18 PM
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get your balls out of her purse
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Reality_check
07/17/20 6:09:33 PM
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Challengers are secretarys cars lmao
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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:10:02 PM
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dj1200 posted...
is she taking you shopping to buy a new dress?
Yee, we going to kohls right now

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trappedunderice
07/17/20 6:10:49 PM
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That's strange... I met a woman a couple of months ago who just got a new Challenger and she lets me drive it.
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Tired-Insomniac
07/17/20 6:13:00 PM
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Challengers are trash anyway

Chargers are way better

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SH_expert44
07/17/20 6:13:08 PM
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We have this guy that likes to peel out of the parking lot with his challenger EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. and he thinks its the coolest shit in the world. Hes got a muffler mod and likes to blast shitty rap music out of a twangy blown out speaker too while he does it.

And today he was doing his usual shit but ate a curb on the way out and absolutely dominated about 1/4th of the underside of his car. A lot of us had a good laugh about it. But the absolute funniest thing was, when it happened he kinda blocked off one of the lanes in the parking lot. So when one of the other guys was leaving behind mr cool guy got stopped due to the event, he just laid his horn on for a solid 30 seconds. Like the douche in the challenger was going to be able to limp his crippled car out of the way or something.

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Tired-Insomniac
07/17/20 6:14:46 PM
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SH_expert44 posted...
We have this guy that likes to peel out of the parking lot with his challenger EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. and he thinks its the coolest shit in the world. Hes got a muffler mod and likes to blast shitty rap music out of a twangy blown out speaker too while he does it.

And today he was doing his usual shit but ate a curb on the way out and absolutely dominated about 1/4th of the underside of his car. A lot of us had a good laugh about it. But the absolute funniest thing was, when it happened he kinda blocked off one of the lanes in the parking lot. So when one of the other guys was leaving behind mr cool guy got stopped due to the event, he just laid his horn on for a solid 30 seconds. Like the douche in the challenger was going to be able to limp his crippled car out of the way or something.

It's always hilarious when some dumbass wrecks their car showing off, assuming no one gets hurt of course

Time to find some YouTube compilations of dumbasses wrecking their cars

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Reality_check
07/17/20 6:15:17 PM
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dj1200
07/17/20 6:16:15 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Yee, we going to kohls right now

Oh, maybe if you're nice she'll let you get new panties too.

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monkmith
07/17/20 6:16:58 PM
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SH_expert44 posted...
We have this guy that likes to peel out of the parking lot with his challenger EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. and he thinks its the coolest shit in the world. Hes got a muffler mod and likes to blast shitty rap music out of a twangy blown out speaker too while he does it.

And today he was doing his usual shit but ate a curb on the way out and absolutely dominated about 1/4th of the underside of his car. A lot of us had a good laugh about it. But the absolute funniest thing was, when it happened he kinda blocked off one of the lanes in the parking lot. So when one of the other guys was leaving behind mr cool guy got stopped due to the event, he just laid his horn on for a solid 30 seconds. Like the douche in the challenger was going to be able to limp his crippled car out of the way or something.
best i've ever seen was a dumbass popping his tire doing dumb shit like that.

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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:17:08 PM
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dj1200 posted...
Oh, maybe if you're nice she'll let you get new panties too.
I do need new underwear

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mustachedmystic
07/17/20 6:17:25 PM
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Man, you're more whipped than Nells Olsen

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Poop2
07/17/20 6:17:30 PM
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we dont have kohls but I do hook it up when I visit family in Portland.

they always have shit on sale
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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:18:46 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Man, you're more whipped than Nells Olsen
Meh, I let her drive it on the weekend. I take it to work every day

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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:19:03 PM
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Poop2 posted...
we dont have kohls but I do hook it up when I visit family in Portland.

they always have shit on sale

30 percent off starting today

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Trumpo
07/17/20 6:20:13 PM
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V8 or bust
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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:20:51 PM
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Trumpo posted...
V8 or bust
R/T homie

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Duncanwii
07/17/20 6:21:34 PM
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Wow guys you're really having fun bullying th his poor guy with offensive Male stereotypes. I insist you stop or I'm getting a mod.
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AlmightyCheeks
07/17/20 6:23:55 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Challengers are trash anyway

Chargers are way better
Imagine being so wrong

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CanuckCowboy
07/17/20 6:26:23 PM
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AlmightyCheeks posted...
Imagine being so wrong

Cant do it.

So do you use your job to compensate for being the sub in the homestead tc?

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Reality_check
07/17/20 6:27:32 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Wow guys you're really having fun bullying th his poor guy with offensive Male stereotypes. I insist you stop or I'm getting a mod.

i insist you stop making attention seeking topics or Im getting a mod

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Tired-Insomniac
07/17/20 6:28:42 PM
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AlmightyCheeks posted...
Imagine being so wrong

Challengers are too damn big. I love the design but they're like a damn SUV

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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:29:07 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Cant do it.

So do you use your job to compensate for being the sub in the homestead tc?
Nope. I just treat my wife with respect and let her drive a car if she wants. I know its hard to not be sexist gatekeepers on this board

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AlmightyCheeks
07/17/20 6:32:47 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Challengers are too damn big. I love the design but they're like a damn SUV
I love it. Got a big ass trunk, heavy means it can drive in the winter, can fit 5 people and as someone who is 6'8" its nice having a car with head and legroom.

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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:33:49 PM
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Yeah, coming from my mustang it feels good to have room. The back was near impossible for anyone to sit in. The trunk no room either

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CanuckCowboy
07/17/20 6:34:38 PM
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AlmightyCheeks posted...
I love it. Got a big ass trunk, heavy means it can drive in the winter, can fit 5 people and as someone who is 6'8" its nice having a car with head and legroom.

Heavy doesnt mean better in the winter.

front or all wheel drive cars can be light as hell and perform much better in snow and ice than any rwd car.

People dont put extra weight in the back of their truck just to have weight. They do it to get weight over the drive wheels.

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CanuckCowboy
07/17/20 6:35:50 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Nope. I just treat my wife with respect and let her drive a car if she wants. I know its hard to not be sexist gatekeepers on this board

Too bad she cant be asked to give you the same consideration. If that isnt the case its almost like you selectively worded your title specifically to get responses like mine.

Hmmmm

also shes your wife so why isnt it both of yours? Now whos sexist?

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darkprince45
07/17/20 6:37:30 PM
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Dude, it was a joke. Youre looking way too into it

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AlmightyCheeks
07/17/20 6:38:35 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Heavy doesnt mean better in the winter.
As someone coming from having a firebird to a challenger, this is so wrong

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CanuckCowboy
07/17/20 6:56:02 PM
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AlmightyCheeks posted...
As someone coming from having a firebird to a challenger, this is so wrong

You got more weight over the drive wheels. Thats why it seems better. Firebirds got light ass rear ends.

my fuckin sunfire is infinitely better in the snow than my done up monte was or my old corolla wagon. one was heavy as fuck. One was light as fuck. Both were rwd.

Drive a fwd or awd car the same exact weight as your car and itll be better in the snow unless its some weirdass rear engine fwd car.

Also momentum is a thing. So.

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CanuckCowboy
07/17/20 7:06:12 PM
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Hell my sunfire is better in the snow than my old beast 84 f250 or my jacked up okd stepside chev were. The chev was worse even in 4 wheel drive though that was mostly cause of the wide ass tires.

beyond that back ends slide and kick out, front ends dont slide like that. So once more having power to the front is better in the snow.

why do you think people almost always use rwd cars for drifting? Hint: its cause its easy to make the back end slide.

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MyTummyHurt
07/17/20 7:11:25 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Wow guys you're really having fun bullying th his poor guy with offensive Male stereotypes. I insist you stop or I'm getting a mod.

Lol if you consider this bullying
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