Current Events > Scenario: Some guy pulls up and says 'Hey I got candy in the back of my van.'
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UnfairRepresent 07/17/20 12:19:23 PM #1: |
'Do you want some candy? It's free. Just get in the van."
The van is a big, white and unmarked with tinted windows. https://i.imgur.com/i92V6XE.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 07/17/20 12:20:12 PM #2: |
tainted windows? tainted with what?
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Guide 07/17/20 12:20:15 PM #3: |
I'm twice that guy's size. I'm taking the whole van.
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-Unowninator- 07/17/20 12:20:53 PM #4: |
https://i.imgur.com/ssebHsS.gifv
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UnfairRepresent 07/17/20 12:23:05 PM #5: |
monkmith posted...
tainted windows? tainted with what? Candy --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Boombam99 07/17/20 12:23:23 PM #6: |
Plot Twist: The guy actually has a van full of surplus candy, lets you pick out whatever you want, and then wishes you a great day and drives off to his volunteer job at the homeless shelter.
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Darkraiomb 07/17/20 2:35:50 PM #7: |
I'd ask him to bring the candy to me because I'm in a wheelchair.
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XxKrazyChaosxX 07/17/20 2:39:35 PM #8: |
Yeah like I'm gonna fall for that again.
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NightMarishPie 07/17/20 2:41:18 PM #9: |
fuck yeah gimme dat candy
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UnfairRepresent 07/17/20 2:47:53 PM #10: |
Darkraiomb posted...
I'd ask him to bring the candy to me because I'm in a wheelchair. "It's okay. My van has a wheelchair ramp. Get in it." --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wedge Antilles 07/17/20 2:49:11 PM #11: |
...which kind?
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Lost_All_Senses 07/17/20 2:49:47 PM #12: |
Get in,close my eyes, open my mouth and say "surprise me"
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LeperMessiahXX 07/17/20 2:51:40 PM #13: |
I'd pull the switcheroo and get in and do to him what he would do to me. I'm big and strong, bitch made a big mistake. I'd then take the candy.
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Lost_All_Senses 07/17/20 2:52:29 PM #14: |
LeperMessiahXX posted...
I'd pull the switcheroo and get in and do to him what he would do to me. I'm big and strong, bitch made a big mistake. I'd then take the candy. Is that a euphemism? --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ModLogic 07/17/20 2:59:25 PM #15: |
 whats the date? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 07/17/20 3:01:15 PM #16: |
ModLogic posted...
whats the date? The date is with an old man in a van. The candy is your butthole --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/18/20 2:37:30 AM #17: |
Wedge Antilles posted...
...which kind? "Oh so many, there's such a variety in there that I can't stand here and name them all. The best thing for you to do is see for yourself. Get in the van." --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 07/18/20 2:48:11 AM #18: |
This is an awkward topic even for you, bro.
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Zack_Attackv1 07/18/20 2:53:38 AM #19: |
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OwlRammer 07/18/20 2:59:16 AM #20: |
That depends, what does Wesley advise me to do?
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UnfairRepresent 07/19/20 4:43:04 AM #21: |
OwlRammer posted...
That depends, what does Wesley advise me to do? He's not there --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarReaper13 07/19/20 4:48:51 AM #22: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
He's not thereAight first thing I'd do is call Wesley and see what candy he wants me to get for him. --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/19/20 5:09:04 PM #23: |
Gobstoppers12 posted...
This is an awkward topic even for you, bro. The guy says "Wanna know where it's not awkward? In the van full of candy. Get in it" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The-19th-Sparta 07/19/20 5:49:00 PM #24: |
I want you to get the fuck into your van right now, take off your fucking clothes and wait like the good little bitch that you are.
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