Current Events > Low Tier God says men shouldn't lick ice cream.

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One_Day_Remains
07/16/20 5:41:46 PM
#52:


NoMeLx22x posted...
Every time this dude gets posted here I get the sense that he is an extremely insecure manchild.


Might be because he is
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SoundNetwork
07/16/20 6:00:29 PM
#53:


LightningAce11 posted...
He also said not to suck noodles, but draw air into your mouth through suction and have the noodles and broth enter as a consequence.
Why the hell would anyone need to suck noodles tho? If you're eating with a chopstick you grab a bunch of noodles and stuff it into your mouth. Then you either bite it off there or you grab the rest of the noodle hanging from your mouth and shove itin. Or if you're eating with a fork you'd be twirling it. Do people actually just stick one end of a noodle into their mouth and start sucking like a zombie feasting on intestines?

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One_Day_Remains
07/16/20 6:03:50 PM
#54:


SoundNetwork posted...
Licking is sexual and like all sexual acts, should be done in private. Basic etiquette.


This sounds like something a 13 year old would say

By this dumb logic you shouldn't drink anything through a straw in public. Because sucking is "sexual"
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SoundNetwork
07/16/20 6:17:10 PM
#55:


One_Day_Remains posted...
This sounds like something a 13 year old would say

By this dumb logic you shouldn't drink anything through a straw in public. Because sucking is "sexual"
Sucking is not sexual, babies have been sucking on their moms long before they found anything sexually attractive. But people should not be drinking from straws in general because they're a complete waste. Is it that hard to pick up your glass and tilt it? Coasters are also useless.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 6:18:21 PM
#56:


SoundNetwork posted...
Sucking is not sexual, babies have been sucking on their moms long before they found anything sexually attractive. But people should not be drinking from straws in general because they're a complete waste. Is it that hard to pick up your glass and tilt it? Coasters are also useless.

You completely leaned into the bitter old man thing, didn't you?

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One_Day_Remains
07/16/20 6:21:12 PM
#57:


SoundNetwork posted...
But people should not be drinking from straws in general because they're a complete waste. Is it that hard to pick up your glass and tilt it?


Brb gonna pick up my milkshake and tilt it
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SoundNetwork
07/16/20 6:21:16 PM
#58:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
You completely leaned into the bitter old man thing, didn't you?
I bet you lick ice cream on a coaster

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SoundNetwork
07/16/20 6:21:29 PM
#59:


One_Day_Remains posted...
Brb gonna pick up my milkshake and tilt it
I don't see the problem

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Lost_All_Senses
07/16/20 6:44:43 PM
#60:


SoundNetwork posted...
I bet you lick ice cream on a coaster

If that's what Im into, Id do it. That's how being a confident big boy works.

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R1masher
07/16/20 6:48:25 PM
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I bet he eats corn on the cob the long way though

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YugiNoob
07/16/20 6:56:43 PM
#62:


Low tier god also says to grab your nuts and swivel em around

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Parasite_Eve
07/16/20 7:01:24 PM
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Dude is a clown, stop giving him attention.

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