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Cobra1010
07/14/20 10:07:07 AM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/SalibaSZN/status/1280624456289914883







https://gfycat.com/heartfeltgloriousgrayling


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Aki_Sora
07/14/20 10:07:37 AM
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Futball
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wackyteen
07/14/20 10:16:30 AM
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yknow one would figure with the popularity of baseball, something like Soccer would've caught on fairly easily in America

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Funkydog
07/14/20 10:18:23 AM
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wackyteen posted...
yknow one would figure with the popularity of baseball, something like Soccer would've caught on fairly easily in America
Football doesn't allow for ads every five minutes. Americans are proven to get nervous if not constantly assaulted with advertisements telling them to pop pills several times every hour.

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Pancake
07/14/20 10:22:19 AM
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i raise your four instances of accidental injuries and/or cheap shot artistry with a compilation of 50 dives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_qhEsEB4FA
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wackyteen
07/14/20 10:22:38 AM
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Funkydog posted...
Football doesn't allow for ads every five minutes. Americans are proven to get nervous if not constantly assaulted with advertisements telling them to pop pills several times every hour.
I get nervous watching ads.

guess I'm a bad american

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boxington
07/14/20 10:22:59 AM
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damn @ that guy's foot in the second picture

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MuayThai85
07/14/20 10:24:57 AM
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Neymar alone makes the statement in the title true.

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Funkydog
07/14/20 10:25:23 AM
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wackyteen posted...
I get nervous watching ads.

guess I'm a bad american
Don't worry, they have a pill for that.

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Alteres
07/14/20 10:25:25 AM
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boxington posted...
damn @ that guy's foot in the second picture
Yeah, I tried to quote that pic and add that he needed to just "walk it off", but fucked it up.

That's what the deleted post is. >_>

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EnragedSlith
07/14/20 10:33:02 AM
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Every sport is kind of baby mode compared to crash dummy football. No other sport pads up huge lumbering players so they can run at full speed into each other. Even rugby avoids those kinds of collisions due to its equipment (though it has its own set of injuries).

Its not smart but its true.

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DevsBro
07/14/20 10:34:55 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Every sport is kind of baby mode compared to crash dummy football. No other sport pads up huge lumbering players so they can run at full speed into each other. Even rugby avoids those kinds of collisions due to its equipment (though it has its own set of injuries).

Its not smart but its true.
The XFL solved this.

RIP XFL, we hardly knew ye.

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Questionmarktarius
07/14/20 10:40:53 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
Every sport is kind of baby mode compared to crash dummy football.

Go look up the photos of Alex Smith's leg, but not right after lunch.
It was essentially disassembled at one point, then frankensteined back together with bits from other parts of Alex Smith.

Before:
[probable suspension/ban for "gore"]

After:

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Kingbuffet
07/14/20 10:54:05 AM
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Oh wow two instances of blood cuts that is so cute
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