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divot1338 07/08/20 9:34:43 PM #1: |
Bird detained, given sandwich in jail cell by Dutch police after shoplifting arrest
 UTRECHT, Netherlands - A colorful bird was detained in a Dutch police station after a shoplifting arrest, according to authorities. The Politie Utrecht of the Netherlands posted a photo of the bird detainee on their Instagram. Hi, this bird sat on the shoulder of a thief we arrested for shoplifting, the post read. As we don 't have a birdcage, this bird had no other place to stay than in the cell. The police said the birds owner agreed to its detention. When the owner was released shortly after, the bird accompanied him, the police said. The orange, red and green-colored bird was not questioned and as far as we know not guilty of any charges, police said, adding smiley and police emojis. Police also fed the bird, as the photo showed a sandwich next to it. When Dutch media reported the birds arrest, they covered its eyes with a black bar to conceal its identity, according to a tweet. https://www.fox5dc.com/news/bird-detained-given-sandwich-in-jail-cell-by-dutch-police-after-shoplifting-arrest --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 07/08/20 9:35:51 PM #2: |
I know that bird.
--- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 07/08/20 9:39:15 PM #3: |
Oh thank goodness, it wasn't the bird who shoplifted. But they do look... Familiar.
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Poop2 07/08/20 9:46:25 PM #4: |
literal Jail Bird
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SiO4 07/08/20 10:51:43 PM #5: |
divot1338 posted...
according to a tweet. Niiiice!! Also @CalypsoDoom --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CADE FOSTER 07/08/20 10:54:49 PM #6: |
american police would have shot that bird and said it was reaching for a weapon
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divot1338 07/08/20 11:33:55 PM #7: |
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008Zulu 07/08/20 11:35:48 PM #8: |
Police: Alright, bird. Tell us everything you know.
Bird: I ain't no stool pigeon! --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 07/08/20 11:42:53 PM #9: |
CADE FOSTER posted...
american police would have shot that bird and said it was reaching for a weaponNah, it's a journalist, you saw the tweet divot1338 posted... Free himb ;-; --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 07/09/20 2:12:12 AM #10: |
008Zulu posted...
Police: Alright, bird. Tell us everything you know. Nice!! Don't sing little birdie!! --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rainbow_Dashing 07/09/20 2:52:24 AM #11: |
They post a picture of the bird without the bar in the article. Fox doxxed the bird.
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SuperShake666 07/09/20 2:54:56 AM #12: |
Look at that fuckin criminal.
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