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UnfairRepresent
07/08/20 8:34:20 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it you will gain a colossal schnoz that would make Grard Depardieu proud.

The nose is also inoperable and cannot be removed or shrunk cosmetically without killing you.

Medical science will never be able to explain what happened to you, but you still get the money
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Mistere Man
07/08/20 8:37:44 PM
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No thank you.

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oazUYlP_1w

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UnfairRepresent
07/08/20 8:51:33 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
no, because that much additional weight on your face would probably snap your neck and kill you

Nope. Your neck can handle it just fine
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uwnim
07/08/20 8:54:23 PM
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How will I be able to see or eat?

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dj1200
07/08/20 8:54:54 PM
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nope

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R1masher
07/08/20 8:56:33 PM
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Sure, lets do this.... are you going to send an Uber?

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divot1338
07/08/20 8:56:38 PM
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If my nose is a part of my head then how can it be the same size as my head? Unless everything else on my head disappears and Im just a nose faced dude from now on.

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UnfairRepresent
07/08/20 9:03:15 PM
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divot1338 posted...
If my nose is a part of my head then how can it be the same size as my head? Unless everything else on my head disappears and Im just a nose faced dude from now on.

Because your nose protrudes from your face.

Like asking how your dick can be the same size as your groin/thighs without replacing them.
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divot1338
07/08/20 9:10:36 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Because your nose protrudes from your face.

Like asking how your dick can be the same size as your groin/thighs without replacing them.
Nah. I dont like any of this.

No deal!

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