Current Events > When someone says "All Lives Matter".

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Do they also mean spider lives? Because if so I would have to greatly disagree with them. Spiders are the most heinous creatures on the planet. If they were people they would be all Hitler's. Spiders are essentially an entire species of Hitlers. We must destroy all of them without mercy!

So if you are going out there chanting that all lives matter you are wrong sir. There is an enemy lurking in our very territory and we must act to eradicate it.

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Spiders are more important to the ecosystem than nearly any other animal

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How speciest

Calm down Spider Hitler.

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Bananana posted...

Spiders are more important to the ecosystem than nearly any other animal

They are evil and must be stopped. Maybe if they learned how to behave themselves and not look so threatening we could let them slide. But, time after time they prove they cannot be trusted.

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Spiders eat shit that we need gone, so yeah, they matter to the ecosystem. Then again, you could say the same thing about snakes and I'd keep screaming that the world would be better off without those creepy little murder noodles.

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Hambo the Hog posted...

Spiders eat shit that we need gone, so yeah, they matter to the ecosystem. Then again, you could say the same thing about snakes and I'd keep screaming that the world would be better off without those creepy little murder noodles.

What value are the spiders hanging out outside my house provide? Or the ones that choose to invade my private space and come inside. They are not helping the ecosystem. They are helping my boot collect dead spiders.

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First, spiders are better than you. Both as a group, and each one individually as well.

Second, if anyone is saying that spider lives matter, I agree and people who treat them like they don't are just wrong. Spiders are fantastic. I wish all people were actually spiders instead. The world would be better. Interestingly enough the spider population wouldn't see a drastic increase if all humans suddenly became spiders. It would be less than 1% of their current estimated population.

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Chicken_Butt posted...

First, spiders are better than you. Both as a group, and each one individually as well.

Second, if anyone is saying that spider lives matter, I agree and people who treat them like they don't are just wrong. Spiders are fantastic. I wish all people were actually spiders instead. The world would be better. Interestingly enough the spider population wouldn't see a drastic increase if all humans suddenly became spiders. It would be less than 1% of their current estimated population.

If everyone was spiders then cannibalism would be okay and you would have already been eaten.

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Drug_Smoker posted...

What value are the spiders hanging out outside my house provide? Or the ones that choose to invade my private space and come inside. They are not helping the ecosystem. They are helping my boot collect dead spiders.

It's either the spiders you have now or 100 times as many bugs. Though you may prefer to deal with the bugs yourself rather than the spiders. I know I'd prefer tons of rodents to the snakes that I occasionally see around.

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If humans turned into spiders, you think their appetite would change to spiders? Or do you think people already eat spiders and they'd just eat more spiders as a spider than they do as a human being? Or do you think people are already cannibals and eat other people? Why hasn't anyone eaten me yet if that's the case? Please help me understand.

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Chicken_Butt posted...

First, spiders are better than you. Both as a group, and each one individually as well.

Second, if anyone is saying that spider lives matter, I agree and people who treat them like they don't are just wrong. Spiders are fantastic. I wish all people were actually spiders instead. The world would be better. Interestingly enough the spider population wouldn't see a drastic increase if all humans suddenly became spiders. It would be less than 1% of their current estimated population.

There's about a billion spiders out there? Damn.

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Spiders are shit and whoever our board spider fanatic is, if hes still here, is a big fat phony.

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Hambo the Hog posted...

It's either the spiders you have now or 100 times as many bugs. Though you may prefer to deal with the bugs yourself rather than the spiders. I know I'd prefer tons of rodents to the snakes that I occasionally see around.

Wouldn't there be more viable options to eat the bugs rather than spiders? Like chickens or have a lot of birds around.

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DarkProto05 posted...

There's about a billion spiders out there? Damn.

There are approximately three million spiders to every one human or something like that. So if you want a rough estimate of the number of spiders in the world, take the human population and multiply it by three million.

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Spiders could easily overtake humanity if they weren't a selfish evil bunch. They spend more time killing each other then hiding from the humans rather than fighting the humans.

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