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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 9:03:52 AM
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Well, not in a typical way. It goes like this...

Me and my boyfriend went to my grandmother's house to do laundry. My grandma moved to an apartment, but hasn't removed all her stuff from her house yet so we had the place all to ourselves. We figured we'd get ALL our clothes clean so we stripped down naked in order to clean the clothes we were wearing. We decided to go upstairs and lay in a random bed that's in a room. While just laying there, we heard a noise. Suddenly, my sister's boyfriend popped into the room brandishing his gun! Though, after he realized it was us, lowered his gun and put it back in his car. Apparently, my grandma's house got robbed this past week so he was on edge and thought we were the same robbers since he didn't recognize my car parked out back. Lucky for us, he looks before he shoots. It was also embarrassing that he saw us both naked. He was originally there to mow the lawn since he's been doing that for my grandma to keep the lawn managed even though she doesn't live there anymore. I didn't know there was a robbery and I also didn't know he was coming that day to do the lawn or I would have warned him. It just goes to show a little communication can go a long way.

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CyricZ
07/06/20 9:05:38 AM
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Damn Sable.

Philosophically, is it worse to get shot while clothed or while naked?

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Foppe
07/06/20 9:07:16 AM
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You will be able to laugh at it in just a few months.

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 9:10:12 AM
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CyricZ posted...
Damn Sable.

Philosophically, is it worse to get shot while clothed or while naked?
I'd say naked since it seems more personal. If you get shot while clothed, it could be because of literally any situation. But if you're naked, it means you're somewhere private so the gunman is also in that private space somehow OR it means the gunman stripped you down first to demoralize you or rape you or something. It also means the paramedics will see you naked adding on to the embarrassment. That's my take on it, anyway.

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Lonestar2000
07/06/20 9:12:42 AM
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You could have used your boobs to bat the bullet out of the air.

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CyricZ
07/06/20 9:19:51 AM
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Yeah good answer. I was thinking around the idea of stupid stuff like "at least you don't wreck your clothes".

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 9:20:05 AM
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Foppe posted...
You will be able to laugh at it in just a few months.
We were laughing about it pretty immediately. Sister's bf isn't an easily rattled guy so seeing us naked didn't bother him. Well, seeing my bf's donger seemed to bother him a little, but seeing me didn't seem to bother him. In fact, when I went down to the basement to change over the laundry, he was in the adjacent room having a smoke and taking a break from the heat and we had a conversation while I was just standing there naked. Though, he wasn't looking at me so it wasn't too bad. And when he did come into the laundry room to talk to me, I just draped something in front of me so you could barely see the naughty bits and such. Nudity doesn't really bother me, I was just nervous when he popped into the upstairs room the first time because he had, you know, a GUN. After that I was fine.

Lonestar2000 posted...
You could have used your boobs to bat the bullet out of the air.
Probably wouldn't have worked as well as your empty skull.

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NotYou
07/06/20 9:43:23 AM
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Must've been pretty scary. I'm glad you didn't get shot.
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CyricZ
07/06/20 9:46:10 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Nudity doesn't really bother me
I was raised prudish American, so I probably would have been super embarrassed.

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Austin_Era_II
07/06/20 9:48:45 AM
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Pics now!!!

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 9:51:52 AM
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CyricZ posted...
I was raised prudish American, so I probably would have been super embarrassed.
And that's totally fine, too. I just view it as we're all naked under our clothes and there's not much variation under normal circumstances so why get worried about it?
Austin_Era_II posted...
Pics now!!!
Of what exactly?

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Pogo_Marimo
07/06/20 9:53:40 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
And that's totally fine, too. I just view it as we're all naked under our clothes and there's not much variation under normal circumstances so why get worried about it?

Of what exactly?
Pics of BF dong please

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 9:55:06 AM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Pics of BF dong please
Uuuuuuuuuuuuh I don't think he'd be ok with that... And it's not very exciting so I don't think you'd want to see it.

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Foppe
07/06/20 10:02:01 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Of what exactly?
The gun, it is important to see how hurt you could have got.

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Austin_Era_II
07/06/20 10:04:21 AM
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Pics now!!!!

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lordofmud
07/06/20 10:06:11 AM
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The house was burgled. Not robbed.

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 10:06:35 AM
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Foppe posted...
The gun, it is important to see how hurt you could have got.
I can just ask him what kind of gun it was.
Austin_Era_II posted...
Pics now!!!!
OF WHAT?!?

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 10:07:36 AM
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lordofmud posted...
The house was burgled. Not robbed.
How far did you have to push your glasses up for that one, pup?

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Foppe
07/06/20 10:17:19 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
OF WHAT?!?
Your clothes being washed.

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R1masher
07/06/20 10:21:26 AM
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Naked in your grandmas house... hope she has plastic furniture covers like a real grandma

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 10:28:55 AM
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Foppe posted...
Your clothes being washed.
Haha, it's too late, unfortunately! They're already clean!
R1masher posted...
Naked in your grandmas house... hope she has plastic furniture covers like a real grandma
There isn't much furniture left so we mostly laid on the floor or on that one bed. And even when she had furniture, there weren't any plastic covers. Besides, I'm not naked at my grandma's house anymore. Now I'm naked in my own home which is much more comfortable.

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Foppe
07/06/20 10:33:00 AM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
Haha, it's too late, unfortunately! They're already clean!
https://youtu.be/eaHgfhd6j7E

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 11:24:03 AM
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Foppe posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Haha, it's too late, unfortunately! They're already clean!
https://youtu.be/eaHgfhd6j7E

Haha, cute!
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nfearurspecimn
07/06/20 11:26:11 AM
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For some reason I thought the story was going in the direction of the sister's boyfriend being mad about you two being degenerates or jealousy or something similar.
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Ivynn
07/06/20 11:27:33 AM
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How was the adrenaline-filled post-'we could have died' sex?

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 11:54:53 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
For some reason I thought the story was going in the direction of the sister's boyfriend being mad about you two being degenerates or jealousy or something similar.

Nope, nothing like that. That's, like, some ID Channel level stuff and in that case I probably would have really been shot!
Ivynn posted...
How was the adrenaline-filled post-'we could have died' sex?

Non-existent.
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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 3:31:27 PM
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DrizztLink
07/06/20 3:33:25 PM
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One_Day_Remains
07/06/20 3:36:33 PM
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Wtf even is this story
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PrettyBoyFloyd
07/06/20 3:53:01 PM
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Sounds like it was your first time?

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Austin_Era_II
07/06/20 4:06:02 PM
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One_Day_Remains posted...
Wtf even is this story

A story with no PICS

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Gobstoppers12
07/06/20 4:09:59 PM
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SableWolfAngel posted...
And it's not very exciting so I don't think you'd want to see it.
holy shit you just insulted the fuck out of your boyfriend, what the shit?

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 4:23:06 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Me and my boyfriend
https://youtu.be/I66aySW4le8

Not the dog!!!

One_Day_Remains posted...
Wtf even is this story

What do you mean? It's exactly what happened. They say truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Sounds like it was your first time?

First time what? Getting a gun pointed at me? I guess so.
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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 4:25:22 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
One_Day_Remains posted...
Wtf even is this story

A story with no PICS

)=<!!!

Jeez, who put a bee in your bonnet? I don't snap sweet pics when I'm in the middle of not getting gatted!

Gobstoppers12 posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
And it's not very exciting so I don't think you'd want to see it.
holy shit you just insulted the fuck out of your boyfriend, what the shit?

Or I just want to dissuade you from asking for pics of my man's johnny.
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Austin_Era_II
07/06/20 4:27:00 PM
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All I'm saying is if someone was gonna rob me and I was naked and I'd be like to the robber "One sec let me take a picture for my fam on CE cause they wants them pics" and the robber would totally understand. Communication goes a long way <_<

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Vyrulisse
07/06/20 4:28:29 PM
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That's pretty scary but I can understand his mindset. My sister and I were robbed once and for months we were on edge for every sound and movement ready to spring on anything that seemed out of place. It fades over time but yeah it's a stressful mindset to be in.

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Foppe
07/06/20 4:45:40 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
All I'm saying is if someone was gonna rob me and I was naked and I'd be like to the robber "One sec let me take a picture for my fam on CE cause they wants them pics" and the robber would totally understand. Communication goes a long way <_<
Wait, you a CEgal?
Im so terrible sorry for trying to rob you, please forgive me!
*leaves house*

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R1masher
07/06/20 4:59:52 PM
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Naked and doing laundry... dang, you sound perfect

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 5:07:44 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
All I'm saying is if someone was gonna rob me and I was naked and I'd be like to the robber "One sec let me take a picture for my fam on CE cause they wants them pics" and the robber would totally understand. Communication goes a long way <_<

Foppe posted...
Austin_Era_II posted...
All I'm saying is if someone was gonna rob me and I was naked and I'd be like to the robber "One sec let me take a picture for my fam on CE cause they wants them pics" and the robber would totally understand. Communication goes a long way <_<
Wait, you a CEgal?
Im so terrible sorry for trying to rob you, please forgive me!
*leaves house*

Oh PLEEEEASE. If I can't garner any respect on the board, how the hell am I gonna get it from some crazy robber, even if he knew about the board?! That's just nutty!
Vyrulisse posted...
That's pretty scary but I can understand his mindset. My sister and I were robbed once and for months we were on edge for every sound and movement ready to spring on anything that seemed out of place. It fades over time but yeah it's a stressful mindset to be in.

I understand his mindset. I didn't give him shit about his reaction or anything. It was just a little shocking in the moment, that's all. I know he didn't mean anything by it.
R1masher posted...
Naked and doing laundry... dang, you sound perfect

Haha, let's not jump to conclusions now! I can be quite a handful.
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Gobstoppers12
07/06/20 5:26:09 PM
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R1masher posted...
Naked and doing laundry... dang, you sound perfect
B r u h

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Sabram
07/06/20 5:32:17 PM
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Pics of huge pile of clean laundry

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Panthera
07/06/20 5:39:24 PM
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Pics of empty room

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 5:52:26 PM
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Sabram posted...
Pics of huge pile of clean laundry

Panthera posted...
Pics of empty room


Listen you goobies, I ain't goin' back to my grandma's house to take no dingdang pictures of random stuff!! Jeez...
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Panthera
07/06/20 5:55:59 PM
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Pics of a patch of your living room wall that metaphorically represents the empty room at your grandma's house, and indeed the emptiness in the hearts of all mankind?

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 5:57:02 PM
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Panthera posted...
Pics of a patch of your living room wall that metaphorically represents the empty room at your grandma's house, and indeed the emptiness in the hearts of all mankind?

Uuuuuuuh, I'm not home... I'm at work...
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Austin_Era_II
07/06/20 5:58:21 PM
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The robber would understand you cause he'd know that on forums pics now is required. He could go to jail if he didn't allow pics during a pics now event.

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onedarksoul
07/06/20 6:04:21 PM
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This story would've been much more interesting had he fired a few rounds.

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Austin_Era_II
07/06/20 6:05:49 PM
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Her bf probably fired some shots later that day. Boom! Headshot!

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SableWolfAngel
07/06/20 6:17:49 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
The robber would understand you cause he'd know that on forums pics now is required. He could go to jail if he didn't allow pics during a pics now event.

Do I need to make an OnlyFans just for you or what?
onedarksoul posted...
This story would've been much more interesting had he fired a few rounds.

Maybe, but then it wouldn't have been true. I try not to lie here if I can help it.
Austin_Era_II posted...
Her bf probably fired some shots later that day. Boom! Headshot!

You are so randy, it's crazy!
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CyricZ
07/06/20 6:26:35 PM
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Pics of a dog. Any dog, really.

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