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TheGreatGeno6
07/05/20 8:44:17 PM
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He slams his erect penis against your window and screams "THIS IS FUCKING HAPPENING. COME OUT NOW OR I WILL DEMOLISH YOUR HOUSE WITH MY PENIS"

What do

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ZeroX91
07/05/20 8:45:35 PM
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Call thecops

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LordMarshal
07/05/20 8:46:58 PM
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I look at his mom and say "He knows, you go handle this"

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ZeroX91
07/05/20 8:47:30 PM
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TheGreatGeno6 posted...
The cops show up and he literally fucking rapes every last one to death.

What now
Call more cops sneak out while he is distracted.

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monkmith
07/05/20 8:48:16 PM
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did he bring wesley?

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Machete
07/05/20 8:49:10 PM
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he has one penis. I have four machetes. Even if he has the largest penis of any human on the planet, it's still smaller than my smallest machete. At the very least, I make it clear that he is putting his penis in grave danger by fucking with my apartment...

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eston
07/05/20 8:50:02 PM
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monkmith
07/05/20 8:52:13 PM
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Machete posted...
he has one penis. I have four machetes. Even if he has the largest penis of any human on the planet, it's still smaller than my smallest machete. At the very least, I make it clear that he is putting his penis in grave danger by fucking with my apartment...
if he can demolish your house with his penis, why do you think a machete can cut it off?

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AloneIBreak
07/05/20 8:54:31 PM
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Well, I guess I could begin to run away while he fucks my house to destruction.

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MabusIncarnate
07/05/20 8:56:07 PM
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You can try all you want to break down my house with half a slim jim if you want, beware of splinters

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ChocoboMogALT
07/05/20 8:59:14 PM
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This girl slaps UnfairRepresent's ass, what do you do?

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PokeCris
07/05/20 9:37:32 PM
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And then when you do come out, hell argue with you as to why you came out.

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nfearurspecimn
07/05/20 9:38:58 PM
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Machete posted...
he has one penis. I have four machetes. Even if he has the largest penis of any human on the planet, it's still smaller than my smallest machete. At the very least, I make it clear that he is putting his penis in grave danger by fucking with my apartment...

You have a house, not an apartment. Also, you have 4 arms?
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ultimate reaver
07/05/20 9:40:59 PM
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All you have to do is disagree with him and hell be occupied arguing with you on the doorstep until the cops show up

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Zack_Attackv1
07/05/20 9:42:43 PM
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Wesley, get me the garden shears.
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Sada_Pop
07/05/20 9:44:06 PM
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Buckshot, birdshot, buckshot

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