Current Events > I used to think the umbilical cord was attached to the penis

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emblem boy
07/04/20 6:53:56 PM
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When I was young. Like below 10.

I have no idea why I thought that.
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BigHentaiBoobie
07/04/20 6:55:02 PM
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It is
It's how the mother transfers her penis to her baby.
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__aCEr__
07/04/20 6:55:40 PM
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That's what determines penis size. Where the doctor decides to cut the cord.

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DD Divine
07/04/20 6:58:39 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
That's what determines penis size. Where the doctor decides to cut the cord.
its a very big conspiracy on whom gets the biggest Johnson. All depends how well your dad tipped the doctor before the birthing started


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emblem boy
07/04/20 8:09:46 PM
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It all makes sense now
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mustachedmystic
07/04/20 8:21:27 PM
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I knew this guy who thought the cop that visited his grade school classroom was really named Officer Friendly.

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iPhone_7
07/04/20 8:28:45 PM
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You were young, maybe you got the idea of circumcision and umbilical cord kind of crossed.

I dunno Im no psychologist or whatever

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emblem boy
07/04/20 8:43:30 PM
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I think I just thought the cord was lower than it actually was.
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