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UnfairRepresent
07/16/20 8:38:49 PM
#251:


Robocop's plan wasn't well thought out

Piss off the guy you know to be a mass murderer

Then stand 1 foot away from him and talk shit

?????

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UnfairRepresent
07/16/20 8:43:10 PM
#252:


"imma go view the rape DVDs"

Well... That's a sentence
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UnfairRepresent
07/16/20 9:14:54 PM
#253:


Wait that was his plan?

Leave heavy machinery around the home and hope Dexter crashes into it?

Bold strategy
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UnfairRepresent
07/16/20 9:46:43 PM
#254:


Deb is the worst cop ever I fucking swear.

Also

Dexter for the entire season: "You need to leave."

13: Ok I'm leaving

Dexter:
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UnfairRepresent
07/17/20 3:49:27 AM
#255:


So after all that, Maria and Angel just get divorced off camera?

Making everything they did completely pointless
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Phantom_Nook
07/17/20 4:31:45 AM
#256:


Nah man, that was totally necessary. We needed to see Angel (the best character) bang more chicks.
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UnfairRepresent
07/17/20 1:20:33 PM
#257:


I admit im probably the only one in the world who did, but I actually wanted to see how Summer went with Cody and Astor.

No serial killer on the loose (cept Dex), no mom, no drama.

Did they just chill on a boat for months?

Speaking of, how does Dex afford 2 apartments, a house, a boat, a full time nanny and for a time a shipping container on a lab geek's salary?

Angel can't even afford decent shirts
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UnfairRepresent
07/17/20 2:41:09 PM
#258:


For once I'm with Maria

Putting Deb in charge makes no fucking sense, she's an awful cop/person and doesn't understand politics.

Angel is a way better choice

Hell Vince is a better choice than Dexter's sister
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jumi
07/17/20 3:33:24 PM
#259:


Speaking of, how does Dex afford 2 apartments, a house, a boat, a full time nanny and for a time a shipping container on a lab geek's salary?

He doesn't spend very much of his money.

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UnfairRepresent
07/18/20 2:55:51 AM
#260:


I like the contunity that Dexter is still mad about not having a real badge
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UnfairRepresent
07/18/20 2:54:30 PM
#261:


Venezuelan chick throws deb under the bus to become a detective.

Deb is suspended in disgrace.

????

Deb is promoted and Venezuelan chick is never seen again.

Ok.......

she has to be one of the most pointless characters in the show. WTF did she add to the last season?
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UnfairRepresent
07/18/20 4:06:23 PM
#262:


All hail the king of the north!
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So_Hajile
07/18/20 7:03:11 PM
#263:


UnfairRepresent posted...
she has to be one of the most pointless characters in the show. WTF did she add to the last season?
A question that can be asked about nearly all of the supporting cast.

It makes a little more sense when you learn how nobody thought the show would last past the first season. It was a surprise hit which made the cast and crew scramble to come up with material. Unfortunately, it means zero planning went into anything past that season and they repeated how they approached the first season. It shows.

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jumi
07/19/20 3:31:30 AM
#264:


So_Hajile posted...
A question that can be asked about nearly all of the supporting cast.

It makes a little more sense when you learn how nobody thought the show would last past the first season. It was a surprise hit which made the cast and crew scramble to come up with material. Unfortunately, it means zero planning went into anything past that season and they repeated how they approached the first season. It shows.

Why not just adapt the rest of the books?

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pegusus123456
07/19/20 3:44:04 AM
#265:


jumi posted...
Why not just adapt the rest of the books?
Reading a summary of them will probably tell you why they decided not to do that.

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jumi
07/19/20 3:49:14 AM
#266:


pegusus123456 posted...
Reading a summary of them will probably tell you why they decided not to do that.

But the crazy one wasn't out at that point.

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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:01:00 AM
#267:


So_Hajile posted...
it means zero planning went into anything past that season

it shows
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So_Hajile
07/19/20 8:09:05 AM
#268:


jumi posted...
Why not just adapt the rest of the books?
They already changed some stuff even during the first season so it wouldn't have worked out too well. Still, it was an option of sorts.

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COVxy
07/19/20 8:32:02 AM
#269:


jumi posted...
But the crazy one wasn't out at that point.

The books kind of suck in every aspect except narration. Dexter's "voice" is brilliant, but the narrative/plot elements and character motivations all are pretty terrible and make very little sense.

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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 8:45:41 AM
#270:


COVxy posted...
but the narrative/plot elements and character motivations all are pretty terrible and make very little sense.

just like the TV show
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COVxy
07/19/20 8:46:32 AM
#271:


UnfairRepresent posted...
just like the TV show

Oh, no. The TV show runs circles around the books in this regard.

That should tell you something.

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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 12:48:11 PM
#272:


"Poop explosion"
"Harrison?"
"If it's Jamie you got bigger problems."

lol that was a good exchange
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 1:19:49 PM
#273:


Why do attractive women in this show have such a hard on for really creepy weird guys?

I too have an old man in the closet watching when I fuck women I just met
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 1:22:33 PM
#274:


"you may say I can't prove God exists.... BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT HE DOESN'T!"

*Richard Dawkins intensifies*
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 1:33:17 PM
#275:


Man that Angel/Tripwire/Locust plot was a hell of a gamble.

First the police on the scene had to not notice the blood trail (how did they not)

Then not notice the tripwire and ignore the girl telling them to stop.

Then open the suspicious container that was buzzing (How did he get them all in there anyway?)

Pretty sure God is on his side considering all that worked out as intended.
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 1:38:02 PM
#276:


"We have to find the Whore of Babylon"

Well Deb's right there
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 1:52:44 PM
#277:


Actually sensible person black cop feels like Frank Grimes.

He just turns up being normal and is like "WTF is wrong with all the idiots?"

I love it.

Just wondering how long it will be before he's fucking Deb tho
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 2:36:25 PM
#278:


"I erased every trace of the sale from the internet"


No you didn't
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 2:42:48 PM
#279:


Awww not Brother Sam

He was a real bro

...

Called Sam
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 3:18:56 PM
#280:


Making the chained up person in your basement that you're going to kill a sandwich?

What is this Breaking Bad?

Or wait did Breaking Bad rip this off?
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 3:38:02 PM
#281:


" you fucked a P.O.I!? I could have you fired for this!"

Then why don't you?

Seriously, what has Quinn done in the entire show other than be a shit cop? Just fire his ass.
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CommonJoe
07/19/20 3:38:48 PM
#282:


UnfairRepresent posted...
" you fucked a P.O.I!? I could have you fired for this!"

Then why don't you?

Seriously, what has Quinn done in the entire show other than be a shit cop? Just fire his ass.

Its a realistic show. Florida cops are incompetant.

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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 3:46:24 PM
#283:


CommonJoe posted...


Its a realistic show. Florida cops are incompetant.

Theory adds up

The new actually competent cop is from out of state.

And the successful lifelong serial killers were as well
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 3:51:05 PM
#284:


Angel is now 2 - 0 in random drunken fights with douchebag cops.

Hope this trend continues next season
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 3:52:40 PM
#285:


I like that Bro Sam died like 3/4 hours after his dramatic speech to Dexter

Not during

That's a nice touch to dodge that trope.
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 3:57:23 PM
#286:


Dexter with the real subtle kill there.

No one would have seen that
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 3:58:24 PM
#287:


Oh hai Rudy
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:07:55 PM
#288:


Rudy and Trinity?

We just need Lila and Random Cuban guy and we got the whole package baby!
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:13:39 PM
#289:


Real Rudy was a lot more intelligent and cerebral

Imaginary Rudy is whiny and loudmouth

Dex's memory of his bro is a little insulting

Real Rudy from heaven be looking down like "WTF bro, I ain't like that."

And then Real Harry puts a hand on his shoulder like "Yeah.... Trust me I know.... "
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:18:02 PM
#290:


Imaginary Rudy is considerate enough to wear a seatbelt

I like that....

Is it an imaginary seatbelt or did Dexter put a seatbelt on nobody?
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:22:19 PM
#291:


Well okay then

I guess Dexter is all suave and charismatic now..somehow....

Are all the women in the this show taking aphrodisiacs with their coffee?
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:29:02 PM
#292:


"Debra Debra Debra, is she really worth it Dexter?"

No!

He should have killed her in season 1. She's been nothing but a miserable failure since

Glad Dexter's subconcious is aware of that.
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:36:23 PM
#293:


Indy game devs must be internally screaming at the programmer who:

1. Makes video games that detailed byhimself, programmed and with his own artwork.

2. Gets a job as a police lab tech assistant because that helps him program video games
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:45:44 PM
#294:


Damn Imaginarudy is way more helpful than imaginary Harry
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:47:16 PM
#295:


First Jonah! Then the world!
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 4:47:37 PM
#296:


Fucking hell why was everyone shit talking this season? It's kicking ass.
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 5:29:10 PM
#297:


Travels across America to chase and kill someone important

Fails in that quest but kills some random hick in a motel along the way

Goes home

Replace kill with "fuck" and I think a lot of guys have been there Dexter
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UnfairRepresent
07/19/20 5:32:27 PM
#298:


A shame, Imainarudy was way cooler than Harry

Rudy actually got shit done
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UnfairRepresent
07/20/20 4:32:27 AM
#299:


60+ year old fat guy climbed out of a window, scaled a building and ran away?

1. I don't buy it

2. Dex just chase him. You're half his age, in shape and have a car. You lazy ass
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UnfairRepresent
07/20/20 4:56:34 AM
#300:


lol @ the atheist being an upperclass brit

Because of course he fucking is
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