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cuttin_in_farm
07/03/20 5:41:03 AM
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Intentionally*.

Mulan is the only Disney princess people should look up to. She got shit done.

Shout out to Tiana for sending her antagonist to what is presumably Hell.

Tbh, we can open the doors for Disney protagonists in general. Everyone is constantly trying to save the villain from hanging himself or falling out of towers.

Mulan and Tiana didnt give a fuck.

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Fam_Fam
07/03/20 5:44:43 AM
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nowadays disney princesses will be expected to understand the perspective of their antagonists and educate them, rather than resort to violence
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Maze_
07/03/20 5:46:11 AM
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Eric deserves some props too for stone cold impaling Ursula with a fucking boat.

He didn't fuck around. No moral lesson or covincing her of good, just flat out brtual murder

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ApherosyLove
07/03/20 5:49:16 AM
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Maze_ posted...
He didn't fuck around. No moral lesson or covincing her of good, just flat out brtual murder
"bUt ThE oRiGiNaL sToRy" etc

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Eliza3
07/03/20 6:11:08 AM
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Hercules sent Hades into the pit of souls
Eric impaled Ursula
Simba threw Scar off a cliff into the Hyenas
Beast threw Gaston off a castle
Someone in Aladdin knocked Jafar's lamp into lava (I don't remember who dun it)
Pinocchio fed Gipeto to that whale in the end

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Rhylos
07/03/20 6:13:46 AM
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I believe Aladdin tricked Jafar into wishing to become a genie, which then shackled him to a lamp. Then it was Iago in the next movie who kills Jafar by pushing the lamp into lava.
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Eliza3
07/03/20 6:15:20 AM
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Maze_ posted...
Eric deserves some props too for stone cold impaling Ursula with a fucking boat.

He didn't fuck around. No moral lesson or convincing her of good, just flat out righteous justice

FTFY

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masterpug53
07/03/20 9:59:18 AM
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This is the main reason I liked Sleeping Beauty as a kid, over similar titles like Snow White and Cinderella - Philip was a prince who actually got off his ass and fought like hell against all of Maleficent's spells and ultimately her demon-dragon form.

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ROBANN_88
07/03/20 10:01:42 AM
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Eliza3 posted...
Pinocchio fed Gipeto to that whale in the end

wait, he did that?
i feel like i need to rewatch that movie, haven't seen it since i was a kid

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Blightzkrieg
07/03/20 10:06:32 AM
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Eliza3 posted...
Hercules sent Hades into the pit of souls
Eric impaled Ursula
Simba threw Scar off a cliff into the Hyenas
Beast threw Gaston off a castle
Someone in Aladdin knocked Jafar's lamp into lava (I don't remember who dun it)
Pinocchio fed Gipeto to that whale in the end
Pretty sure Beast was an accident? Like Green Globlin style.

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TheGoldenEel
07/03/20 10:06:56 AM
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Eliza3 posted...
Hercules sent Hades into the pit of souls
Eric impaled Ursula
Simba threw Scar off a cliff into the Hyenas
Beast threw Gaston off a castle
Someone in Aladdin knocked Jafar's lamp into lava (I don't remember who dun it)
Pinocchio fed Gipeto to that whale in the end
None of these are princesses

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Mistere Man
07/03/20 10:08:57 AM
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Eliza3 posted...
Hercules sent Hades into the pit of souls
Eric impaled Ursula
Simba threw Scar off a cliff into the Hyenas
Beast threw Gaston off a castle
Someone in Aladdin knocked Jafar's lamp into lava (I don't remember who dun it)
Pinocchio fed Gipeto to that whale in the end
So many great princesses doing what needed to be done. You go girls! I honestly dont remember that last one though.

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DarkRoast
07/03/20 10:15:14 AM
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Rapunzel did too, albeit indirectly.

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Tsuyoi3
07/03/20 10:25:05 AM
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I didn't watch the series, but I've seen clips of the final antagonist of Tangled series, and I'm hard pressed to think Rapunzel didn't murder that thing.

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Drug_Smoker
07/03/20 10:26:19 AM
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People should look up to murder? You must be a cop.

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cuttin_in_farm
07/03/20 11:02:49 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
Rapunzel did too, albeit indirectly.

cuttin_in_farm posted...
Intentionally*.

She reached her hands out to save her, iirc.

Eliza3 posted...
Hercules sent Hades into the pit of souls
Eric impaled Ursula
Simba threw Scar off a cliff into the Hyenas
Beast threw Gaston off a castle
Someone in Aladdin knocked Jafar's lamp into lava (I don't remember who dun it)
Pinocchio fed Gipeto to that whale in the end


Ill give you Hercules, but Eric wasnt the main protag, Simba didnt kill them, Beast didnt throw anyone they slipped, and Pinocchio wasnt a real boy.

I honestly didnt watch any of the discount sequels, so cannot comment on Aladdin.

Drug_Smoker posted...
People should look up to murder? You must be a cop.

Mulan had a problem. And she dealt with it. She actually saves her male lead multiple times, and earns the respect of the antagonist and all of China.

But instead we idolize the woman who runs away from her problems and has to be kidnapped back into the plot.

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Veggeta X
07/03/20 11:09:22 AM
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Hey TC I remember your topic about how mods won't mod the topic or posts about reposting screenshots of modded posts. It was because it was in a Community Board, that's why. Don't sweat it bro, let those kind of people have their own safe space.

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Zikten
07/03/20 11:10:59 AM
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don't fuck with a Han girl
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VerisimiIitude
07/03/20 11:11:10 AM
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Eliza3 posted...
Hercules sent Hades into the pit of souls
Eric impaled Ursula
Simba threw Scar off a cliff into the Hyenas
Beast threw Gaston off a castle
Someone in Aladdin knocked Jafar's lamp into lava (I don't remember who dun it)
Pinocchio fed Gipeto to that whale in the end
Simba didnt seem very intentional. It was more of a knee jerk reaction to Scar lunging at him. Scar screwed himself by throwing the hyenas under the bus.

Also it was Iago who knocked the lamp in the lava.

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Hambo the Hog
07/03/20 11:15:31 AM
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Wasn't it Mushu that dealt the finishing blow with the explosives? Mulan just pinned him down.

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Drug_Smoker
07/03/20 11:27:52 AM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
But instead we idolize the woman who runs away from her problems and has to be kidnapped back into the plot.

Princesses are idolized because they are pretty and rich. Not because they murder people.

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Blue_Target
07/03/20 11:42:13 AM
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Nala might have murdered some hyenas

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Mistere Man
07/03/20 4:32:59 PM
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Drug_Smoker posted...
Princesses are idolized because they are pretty and rich. Not because they murder people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk

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Smashingpmkns
07/03/20 4:38:26 PM
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Eliza3 posted...
Pinocchio fed Gipeto to that whale in the end


Hol up
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Eliza3
07/03/20 7:40:25 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Pinocchio wasnt a real boy.

And you are?

damn TC got BTFO

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andrewl923
07/03/20 8:06:44 PM
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I think she also has the highest kill count for a Disney female character.

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chrono625
07/03/20 8:26:14 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
None of these are princesses

how dare you assume their gender and roles

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