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The_Creep_2020
07/02/20 11:24:36 PM
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Choruses of angels sang from on high. Cherubs festooned my shoulders with garlands of flowers and wafted censers containing the most sublime incense. I was briefly tempted to pose with it in the manner of a true gangster. Or possibly abscond with it and live the high live for a day or two somewhere expensive. I was drunk on the ambrosia of capitalism.

Then, I handed it all to the air conditioner repairman. My heart broke, just a tad.

While we will no longer be forced to shiver ourselves to sleep, I suspect we shall be living quite frugally for the next few weeks.

The air conditioner repairman was a friendly fellow, and had a nigh encyclopaedic knowledge of the ins and outs of 30 year old air conditioners. He also had quite a prodigious mullet. It was awe inspiring.

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Kobe Bryant
07/02/20 11:25:40 PM
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How big is your fedora collection

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Kobe > LeBron. It's only internet stat nerds who think Lebron is better. Watch the games and stop calculating Lebron's PER with your wristwatch calculator.
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Kildread
07/02/20 11:26:58 PM
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Don't buy a house, chances are the cash involved will make you transcend this plane of existence before you can enjoy it.


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The_Creep_2020
07/02/20 11:28:48 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Would be less expensive to just buy a new one.
Oh, we have definitely considered and researched that. It is a 2-part system that is integrated into the apartment, with a unit in the apartment itself and another in the basement garage.

It has cost us around $5,000 over the last few years, but apparently replacing it would be even more prohibitively expensive.

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The_Creep_2020
07/02/20 11:29:38 PM
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Kobe Bryant posted...
How big is your fedora collection
I only possess one - an olive green felt number I purchased on a whim on a trip to the mountains.

The cat sleeps on it.

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The_Creep_2020
07/02/20 11:31:17 PM
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Kildread posted...
Don't buy a house, chances are the cash involved will make you transcend this plane of existence before you can enjoy it.

I suspect I would renounce my socialist roots and become a subscriber to Forbes.

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