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PrettyBoyFloyd 07/02/20 4:25:44 PM #1: |
Like when you're not expecting a call.
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Firewerx 07/02/20 4:26:43 PM #2: |
I usually think it's my wife, not Mexico.
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WilliamPorygon 07/02/20 4:27:22 PM #3: |
My mom wants to annoy me by asking me to do some mundane task she could easily do herself for like the 8th time today
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MedeaLysistrata 07/02/20 4:27:33 PM #4: |
Scam call
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The23rdMagus 07/02/20 4:30:56 PM #5: |
Robokiller missed one.
Since I'm not going out much at all, I don't have to turn my ringer off, so I have ringtones for frequent callers. I was amused by making them all Undertale-themed - my dad, my mom, my ex, my "brother" and my frequently silly friend. (Determination, Heartache, Death By Glamour, His Theme, Dogsong, respectively). If I hear Megalovania (my generic) it's usually a bad time. --- ~Drewnami~ A beacon of Light from a burning screen. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 07/02/20 4:31:58 PM #6: |
"oh FFS who is interrupting me now"
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thronedfire2 07/02/20 4:32:28 PM #7: |
Scam Likely
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JimCarrysToe 07/02/20 4:34:24 PM #8: |
Either my social security number has been canceled or that parole officer is asking for Enrique again after telling them they've had the wrong number for five years now.
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Poop2 07/02/20 4:36:35 PM #11: |
if i dont recogtnize the # i dont answer
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nativengine 07/02/20 4:38:54 PM #12: |
My girlfriend, this girl cant leave the house and not call about something. Almost every freaking time.
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JimCarrysToe 07/02/20 4:46:49 PM #13: |
Tote_All_y posted...
lolHows that a lil racist? He was literally asking for Enrique. Forgot his last name tho. The officer also apparently thinks I'm one of his parents lol. --- Ain't no t*ts on an almond. ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShotgunSilencer 07/02/20 4:51:32 PM #14: |
Ugh. Just text me.
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Smackems 07/02/20 6:21:28 PM #16: |
Someone that I'm responsible for is dying
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UnholyMudcrab 07/02/20 6:23:29 PM #17: |
My mom
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Returning_CEmen 07/02/20 7:21:22 PM #19: |
My girlfriend then India
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SystemEgo 07/02/20 7:22:38 PM #20: |
Giant_Aspirin posted...
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Feline_Heart 07/02/20 7:25:07 PM #21: |
My phone can't ring anymore so I'd probably miss the call
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