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PrettyBoyFloyd
07/02/20 4:25:44 PM
#1:


Like when you're not expecting a call.

China
India
Korea
Russia
Mexico


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Firewerx
07/02/20 4:26:43 PM
#2:


I usually think it's my wife, not Mexico.

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WilliamPorygon
07/02/20 4:27:22 PM
#3:


My mom wants to annoy me by asking me to do some mundane task she could easily do herself for like the 8th time today

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MedeaLysistrata
07/02/20 4:27:33 PM
#4:


Scam call

Sometimes I think it's someone calling to offer me a job from a past application

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The23rdMagus
07/02/20 4:30:56 PM
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Robokiller missed one.

Since I'm not going out much at all, I don't have to turn my ringer off, so I have ringtones for frequent callers. I was amused by making them all Undertale-themed - my dad, my mom, my ex, my "brother" and my frequently silly friend. (Determination, Heartache, Death By Glamour, His Theme, Dogsong, respectively). If I hear Megalovania (my generic) it's usually a bad time.

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Giant_Aspirin
07/02/20 4:31:58 PM
#6:


"oh FFS who is interrupting me now"

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thronedfire2
07/02/20 4:32:28 PM
#7:


Scam Likely

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JimCarrysToe
07/02/20 4:34:24 PM
#8:


Either my social security number has been canceled or that parole officer is asking for Enrique again after telling them they've had the wrong number for five years now.


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Poop2
07/02/20 4:36:35 PM
#11:


if i dont recogtnize the # i dont answer
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nativengine
07/02/20 4:38:54 PM
#12:


My girlfriend, this girl cant leave the house and not call about something. Almost every freaking time.

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JimCarrysToe
07/02/20 4:46:49 PM
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Tote_All_y posted...
lol

but also a lil racist
Hows that a lil racist? He was literally asking for Enrique. Forgot his last name tho. The officer also apparently thinks I'm one of his parents lol.

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ShotgunSilencer
07/02/20 4:51:32 PM
#14:


Ugh. Just text me.
Or if it's important they'll call again

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Smackems
07/02/20 6:21:28 PM
#16:


Someone that I'm responsible for is dying

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UnholyMudcrab
07/02/20 6:23:29 PM
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Returning_CEmen
07/02/20 7:21:22 PM
#19:


My girlfriend then India
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SystemEgo
07/02/20 7:22:38 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
"oh FFS who is interrupting me now"


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Feline_Heart
07/02/20 7:25:07 PM
#21:


My phone can't ring anymore so I'd probably miss the call

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