Current Events > Hypothetical: Your girlfriend got confused and thinks it's your birthday

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UnfairRepresent 07/02/20 3:31:00 PM #1:	What do you do? Play along and pretend it's your birthday. Stare blank faced in confusion. Tell her it's not your birthday. What do you do? - Results (12 votes) Play along and pretend it's your birthday. 16.67% (2 votes) 2 Stare blank faced in confusion. 16.67% (2 votes) 2 Tell her it's not your birthday. 66.67% (8 votes) 8 You come home after work tomorrow and your girlfriend grabs your arm tenderly. "Heya. So good to see you on this incredibly boring uneventful day. Yawn! Glad it's over." You think she's acting kinda weird, then you open the door to find a birthday cake waiting for you and the room decorated with Birthday Celebration materials. Your girlfriend then gives you a huge toothy smile that makes her face light up reminding of you of a pinball machine when you hit a jackpot as she says: "Surprise!* Happy Birthday sweetie! Haha you thought I forgot didn't you? Of course I didn't. I think it's so brave that you still went into work on your birthday."* She then holds out a big present https://i.imgur.com/8xmJplK.png How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941580250] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? Play along and pretend it's your birthday. Stare blank faced in confusion. Tell her it's not your birthday. Vote View Results What do you do? - Results (12 votes) Play along and pretend it's your birthday. 16.67% (2 votes) 2 Stare blank faced in confusion. 16.67% (2 votes) 2 Tell her it's not your birthday. 66.67% (8 votes) 8 Show Voting Form You come home after work tomorrow and your girlfriend grabs your arm tenderly. "Heya. So good to see you on this incredibly boring uneventful day. Yawn! Glad it's over." You think she's acting kinda weird, then you open the door to find a birthday cake waiting for you and the room decorated with Birthday Celebration materials. Your girlfriend then gives you a huge toothy smile that makes her face light up reminding of you of a pinball machine when you hit a jackpot as she says: "Surprise! Happy Birthday sweetie! Haha you thought I forgot didn't you? Of course I didn't. I think it's so brave that you still went into work on your birthday." She then holds out a big present https://i.imgur.com/8xmJplK.png How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 07/02/20 3:33:59 PM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... Your girlfriend then gives you a huge toothy smile trick question, my hypothetical girlfriend doesnt have teeth --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:941580401] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Your girlfriend then gives you a huge toothy smile</quote>trick question, my hypothetical girlfriend doesnt have teeth </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Brilliant 07/02/20 3:36:23 PM #4:	RedWhiteBlue posted... Tell her it's not. My birthday, but celebrate our time together regardless. --- Shining like the sun <cite>Brilliant posted [p:941580500] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>RedWhiteBlue posted... </cite> <quote>Tell her it's not. My birthday, but celebrate our time together regardless.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/02/20 3:37:35 PM #5:	Why does my gf not have all her teeth? If it's my god damned birthday then put your dentures in woman! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:941580544] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Why does my gf not have all her teeth? If it's my god damned birthday then put your dentures in woman! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 07/02/20 3:37:45 PM #6:	Tell her it isnt my birthday, but it my unbirthday, so we could celebrate that instead. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:941580551] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Tell her it isnt my birthday, but it my unbirthday, so we could celebrate that instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drug_Smoker 07/02/20 3:37:46 PM #7:	Depends how good the gift is. If it is something I don't want to risk losing then I have a new birthday. --- I smoke the drugs GT: xXvagina420Xx <cite>Drug_Smoker posted [p:941580553] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Depends how good the gift is. If it is something I don't want to risk losing then I have a new birthday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mareen 07/02/20 3:39:38 PM #8:	I tell her it isn't and that we can turn this mistake into our personal little holiday. --- https://youtu.be/63yn8aCxO84 <cite>Mareen posted [p:941580636] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>I tell her it isn't and that we can turn this mistake into our personal little holiday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/02/20 3:42:27 PM #9:	Mareen posted... I tell her it isn't and that we can turn this mistake into our personal little holiday. "Dumbass Girlfriend Day"? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941580752] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Mareen posted...</cite> <quote>I tell her it isn't and that we can turn this mistake into our personal little holiday. </quote> "Dumbass Girlfriend Day"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/03/20 5:14:14 AM #10:	Drug_Smoker posted... Depends how good the gift is. If it is something I don't want to risk losing then I have a new birthday. Well you'd have to go along with it in order to open the present then after doing that it'd be super awkward if you then look disappointed and said it wasn't your birthday after the fact --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941608277] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Drug_Smoker posted...</cite> <quote>Depends how good the gift is. If it is something I don't want to risk losing then I have a new birthday. </quote> Well you'd have to go along with it in order to open the present then after doing that it'd be super awkward if you then look disappointed and said it wasn't your birthday after the fact</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 07/03/20 5:17:08 AM #11:	I'd play along, but ironically because I'd assume she's doing the same and it's just a fun joke play acting action. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:941608323] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>I'd play along, but ironically because I'd assume she's doing the same and it's just a fun joke play acting action. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/03/20 5:37:22 AM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... Your girlfriend then gives you a huge toothy smile that makes her face light up reminding of you of a pinball machine when you hit a jackpot really went in on this one, didn't ya? My girlfriend isn't oblivious, so this wouldn't happen. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:941608631] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Your girlfriend then gives you a huge toothy smile that makes her face light up reminding of you of a pinball machine when you hit a jackpot</quote> really went in on this one, didn't ya? My girlfriend isn't oblivious, so this wouldn't happen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/04/20 8:36:33 PM #13:	Gobstoppers12 posted... My girlfriend isn't oblivious, so this wouldn't happen. Well it did just happen How do you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941681705] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote>My girlfriend isn't oblivious, so this wouldn't happen.</quote> Well it did just happen How do you react?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 07/04/20 10:07:40 PM #14:	UnfairRepresent posted... Well it did just happen No it didn't. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:941684770] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote> Well it did just happen</quote>No it didn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 07/04/20 10:35:49 PM #15:	Do things Unspeakable horrible things Nightmare inducing mind shattering things Things that can make the sane insane and the insane more insane. And that is just me stripping to change out of my work clothes. After that correct her and celebrate my very merry unbirthday. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:941685750] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Do things Unspeakable horrible things Nightmare inducing mind shattering things Things that can make the sane insane and the insane more insane. And that is just me stripping to change out of my work clothes. After that correct her and celebrate my very merry unbirthday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/07/20 5:21:22 AM #16:	Gobstoppers12 posted... No it didn't. HYPOTHETICALLY It did --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941784610] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted...</cite> <quote> No it didn't. </quote> HYPOTHETICALLY It did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 07/07/20 5:22:42 AM #17:	I wouldn't tell her it isn't my birthday until after the anal sex. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:941784633] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't tell her it isn't my birthday until after the anal sex. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 07/08/20 5:45:16 PM #18:	Wii_Shaker posted... I wouldn't tell her it isn't my birthday until after the anal sex. Oh boy --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:941853045] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't tell her it isn't my birthday until after the anal sex. </quote> Oh boy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 07/08/20 5:47:21 PM #19:	Do I look like motherfucking Natsuki Subaru OR WHAT?!!! --- https://imgur.com/5UmcqNY https://imgur.com/t4oeYnb <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:941853131] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>Do I look like motherfucking Natsuki Subaru OR WHAT?!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 07/08/20 5:49:34 PM #20:	You're late by about 2 weeks --- Proud Arceus of C.E.A.L. 3DS: 3926 5179 1229 IGN: ICanSnake (AS, Moon, UM, SW) \| Jon (X) Event List: http://bit.ly/2mVcn2Z Shiny List: http://bit.ly/2wdbxU7 <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:941853204] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>You're late by about 2 weeks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 07/08/20 5:50:59 PM #21:	If this actually happened tomorrow as in 7/9, I would find it partially amusing... --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- <cite>Machete posted [p:941853274] in Hypothetic... [t:78819745]...</cite> <quote>If this actually happened tomorrow as in 7/9, I would find it partially amusing... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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