Current Events > During these difficult times

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We understand

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we know things are tough and everything is uncertain but we have extended our phone hours to better comply with social distance guidelines and we have outsourced our phone staff to timezones across the globe to ensure our agents can accept any late payments as soon as you can pay them so you don't accrue too many fee penalties

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since we have done some napkin calculations and we have realised we can gouge you for far more of your filthy lucre if we can retain you as a customer in the post-COVID world although please note that we will be using this crisis as a justification for severely slashing our workforce with minimal benefits

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