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JBaLLEN66
07/01/20 12:42:36 AM
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my neighbors probably heard :I

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eston
07/01/20 12:43:54 AM
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I did that once, but then we heard a cough and had to go inside

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BigSwitchEnergy
07/01/20 12:44:47 AM
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I just had the sex with a sexy babe who loves sex and she sexed my sex stick. It's real and I'm not a 13 year old GameFAQs user I swear
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ColdOne666
07/01/20 12:45:58 AM
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No u didn't.

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SpinningPikachu
07/01/20 12:47:32 AM
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BigSwitchEnergy posted...
I just had the sex with a sexy babe who loves sex and she sexed my sex stick. It's real and I'm not a 13 year old GameFAQs user I swear

https://i.imgur.com/sZgClVP.gif

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BigSwitchEnergy
07/01/20 12:47:53 AM
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Girlfriend: Oh baby... that sex on the balcony was wild. Shall we go for a second time?
TC: *Starts walking back indoors*
Girlfriend: Where are you going...?
TC: I have to post about this on GameFAQs immediately.
Girlfriend: What? Why?
TC: You wouldn't understand...
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JBaLLEN66
07/01/20 12:49:24 AM
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BigSwitchEnergy posted...
Girlfriend: Oh baby... that sex on the balcony was wild. Shall we go for a second time?
TC: *Starts walking back indoors*
Girlfriend: Where are you going...?
TC: I have to post about this on GameFAQs immediately.
Girlfriend: What? Why?
TC: You wouldn't understand...

lol I actually did bring up gamefaqs to her today haha

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BigSwitchEnergy
07/01/20 12:50:24 AM
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haha totally brought up GameFAQs to my real life girlfriend who really exists lol
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LordMarshal
07/01/20 12:52:23 AM
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And you didnt post during? Clearly fake.

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CasualGuy
07/01/20 12:52:53 AM
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Not like I would refuse or anything, but sex outside of a bed/couch/lush carpet/ comfy place is a big turn off

Like porn where they're in the woods/garage/office/side of the pool? Doesn't do anything for me

I need pillows, sheets, cushions etc

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inloveanddeath0
07/01/20 12:54:13 AM
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BigSwitchEnergy
07/01/20 12:55:25 AM
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CasualGuy posted...
Not like I would refuse or anything, but sex outside of a bed/couch/lush carpet/ comfy place is a big turn off

Like porn where they're in the woods/garage/office/side of the pool? Doesn't do anything for me

I need pillows, sheets, cushions etc
I just hump the cushions and cut out the middle-(wo)man
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Gamerguymass
07/01/20 12:55:58 AM
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CasualGuy posted...
Not like I would refuse or anything, but sex outside of a bed/couch/lush carpet/ comfy place is a big turn off

Like porn where they're in the woods/garage/office/side of the pool? Doesn't do anything for me

I need pillows, sheets, cushions etc

Whats wrong with having sex outside in a park near the woods? Then having to run from the cops through the woods...

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KamenRiderBlade
07/01/20 1:01:55 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
my neighbors probably heard :I
Now you need to have:
  • sex on the roof
  • sex on a public bridge
  • sex in a public bathroom
  • sex in a moving car (while both of you aren't driving, leave that driving to a 3rd party)
and you'll have your public sex bingo.
and you'll have your Public Sex bingo.

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SSJGrimReaper
07/01/20 1:03:57 AM
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I know I was there

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Guerrilla Soldier
07/01/20 1:07:25 AM
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i believed it until i read 'balconey'

the fuck is a balconey

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Reis
07/01/20 1:17:41 AM
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this definitely happened
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The_Creep_2020
07/01/20 1:24:40 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
my neighbors probably heard :I
That is why you use someone elses balcony.
Gamerguymass posted...
Whats wrong with having sex outside in a park near the woods? Then having to run from the cops through the woods...
This has merit, although once we were heckled afterward by an until then unnoticed trio of homeless men.

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Gamerguymass
07/01/20 1:26:53 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
That is why you use someone elses balcony.

This has merit, although once we were heckled afterward by an until then unnoticed trio of homeless men.

If you are getting heckled by a bunch of homeless guys getting a free show then you need to up your game.

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