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MachineJaipur
06/28/20 6:34:46 PM
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Would you grant him a final wish of losing his virginity? Gays, its a woman you're trapped with. Girls, just reverse the sexes








You're caved in and there is no escape. You will die. You're trapped with another man who confesses he never lost his virginity to anyone. Would you grant him his final wish of not dying a virgin?
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Drug_Smoker
06/28/20 6:35:52 PM
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I don't want god to think we are gay and send us to hell.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
06/28/20 6:36:14 PM
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Then NOBODY gets to go to heaven though

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__aCEr__
06/28/20 6:36:20 PM
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Hey I'm not falling for that again.

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uwnim
06/28/20 6:38:12 PM
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I'd tell him that I am also a virgin, but I want to die one.

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Master_Bass
06/28/20 6:39:27 PM
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I draw the line at hand holding. Nothing wrong with holding someone's hand to comfort them.

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MachineJaipur
06/28/20 6:43:32 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
I draw the line at hand holding. Nothing wrong with holding someone's hand to comfort them.
is there something wrong with going further?
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Unsugarized_Foo
06/28/20 6:45:04 PM
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Does he have a vagina?

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MachineJaipur
06/28/20 6:50:38 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Does he have a vagina?
No, he has a penis and testicles
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vigorm0rtis
06/28/20 6:52:47 PM
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Kill him and use him for food. Avoid eating his heart so I don't absorb his incel energy.

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nevershine
06/28/20 6:54:01 PM
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just two bros just having a good time

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Lost_All_Senses
06/28/20 6:55:31 PM
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Sorry bro. That wasn't my fault. You're not entitled to my bootyhole.

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MachineJaipur
06/28/20 7:29:22 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Sorry bro. That wasn't my fault. You're not entitled to my bootyhole.
What if he just wanted you to blow him?
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Lost_All_Senses
06/28/20 7:36:57 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
What if he just wanted you to blow him?

I'm good. I don't wanna die with a dick in my mouth. I don't think most people do regardless of their preference. Plus, why is the end of my life all about this random dude? I'm pretty sure Id want to spend my time thinking about my family or something and not suckin someone off lol.

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MachineJaipur
06/28/20 7:37:31 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I'm good. I don't wanna die with a dick in my mouth. I don't think most people do regardless of their preference. Plus, why is the end of my life all about this random dude? I'm pretty sure Id want to spend my time thinking about my family or something and not suckin someone off lol.
Nobody said you died mid lay
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Lost_All_Senses
06/28/20 7:38:01 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
Nobody said you died mid lay

Nobody said I didn't.

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boxington
06/28/20 7:38:09 PM
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I'd be like, "that sucks, bro", and die

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Turbam
06/28/20 7:39:24 PM
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https://youtu.be/6HuaI2WWMWQ

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MachineJaipur
06/29/20 1:37:23 AM
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Over 90% of CE will not.
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Extreme_light
06/29/20 1:39:27 AM
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What if I'm bi? I win this poll.

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MT_TRAEH
06/29/20 1:39:46 AM
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no thanks

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/29/20 1:40:12 AM
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Tell him to stop worrying about that and to help me dig our way out, we do not give up and lay down to die.

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viewmaster_pi
06/29/20 1:40:38 AM
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i'd grant him the comforting wisdom that sex doesn't matter and it's not supposed to gatekeep his worth as a human

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SpaceBear_
06/29/20 2:32:58 AM
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Either we fuckin' or we fightin'.

Depends if he looks like he could beat me up.

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ThisThing
06/29/20 2:33:20 AM
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Take him to pound town
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Lost_All_Senses
06/29/20 2:36:43 AM
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ThisThing posted...
Take him to pound town

You can't go to town, you're stuck in the cave. You can go to the pound corner tho.

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SpaceBear_
06/29/20 3:14:09 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You can't go to town, you're stuck in the cave. You can go to the pound corner tho.

The corners are quite dark . I like to do it with the lights on.

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008Zulu
06/29/20 3:45:49 AM
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Can't imagine why a cave-in would suddenly make me amenable to having gay sex.

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Kami_no_Kami
06/29/20 3:47:24 AM
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Jeez, how many caves does this guy wanna be in???
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Monota
06/29/20 3:49:48 AM
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This is a time when a bro needs to step in for his bro and give him a brojob. It's the only thing a bro can do.
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Shablagoo
06/29/20 3:49:59 AM
#34:


yeah why not


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Shablagoo
06/29/20 3:50:56 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You can go to the pound corner tho.

lmaoooo

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coh
06/29/20 3:51:42 AM
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Is he straight? Why would he want to do it with me since I'm a guy
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bknight
06/29/20 3:55:59 AM
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Hell, no, and if he dies and I have to eat him to stay alive a few days longer, I'm leaving his penis untouched.
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lord0fmud
06/29/20 4:02:42 AM
#38:


I kill him and eat him.
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MachineJaipur
06/29/20 8:04:08 AM
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lord0fmud posted...
I kill him and eat him.

vigorm0rtis posted...
Kill him and use him for food. Avoid eating his heart so I don't absorb his incel energy.
Apparently willing cannibals live on CE. Interesting.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/29/20 8:52:52 AM
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What is with all the cannibalism in this topic ?!

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Middle hope
06/29/20 8:54:26 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
I draw the line at hand holding. Nothing wrong with holding someone's hand to comfort them.
I think that holding another dudes hand is gayer than if you let him pound your rump.

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MachineJaipur
06/29/20 2:22:00 PM
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70/93 would not help this man in any way, or even hold his hand.

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