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Middle hope
06/28/20 12:46:48 AM
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Every time you see them they are either

  1. About to take a shit
  2. In the process of shitting
  3. Just got done taking a shit


That's seriously all they do and all they talk about

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
06/28/20 12:48:03 AM
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Because they are mascots for toilet paper
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vigorm0rtis
06/28/20 12:48:22 AM
#3:


Because otherwise we couldn't ask if a bear shits in the woods.

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SolidShadow3
06/28/20 12:49:56 AM
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Because whomever is filming these bears is obviously a weird pervert.

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TomNook20
06/28/20 12:50:34 AM
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ForsakenHermit
06/28/20 12:54:19 AM
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Better question why does Charmin's marketing department think a bunch of cartoon bears wiping their asses will do to sell toilet paper?

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R1masher
06/28/20 12:57:25 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Better question why does Charmin's marketing department think a bunch of cartoon bears wiping their asses will do to sell toilet paper?

because of the idiom does a bear shit in the woods and something about it not sticking to hairy asses

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