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archedsoul
06/27/20 12:17:46 AM
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Oh wait, they're all dead.

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Limelol
06/27/20 12:21:00 AM
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Good guy Sidious being thousands of years ahead of the times.

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Cornmuffins
06/27/20 12:21:43 AM
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Wow spoilers. I think, idk isn't Rey one?
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FortuneCookie
06/27/20 12:23:03 AM
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The Jedi were racists this whole time. The Sith really were the good guys all along.



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DoctorVader
06/27/20 12:24:27 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The Jedi were racists this whole time. The Sith really were the good guys all along.



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YellowSUV
06/27/20 12:24:35 AM
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I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi.

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YellowSUV
06/27/20 12:25:21 AM
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DoctorVader posted...

Shev Palpatine once called Yoda "Master Yoda." He is canceled.

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Xenozoa425
06/27/20 12:25:59 AM
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Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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Proto_Spark
06/27/20 12:26:32 AM
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YellowSUV posted...
Shev Palpatine once called Yoda "Master Yoda." He is canceled.

Palpatine once took advantage of a young girl in order to assume dictatorial control of the Senate. he's basically hitler.
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Limelol
06/27/20 12:28:39 AM
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Xenozoa425 posted...
Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
It's not a story the racist Jedi would tell you.

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IShall_Run_Amok
06/27/20 12:37:07 AM
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They were cancelled by Sith YouTube, but later donated to Rey's Patreon.

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pfh1001
06/27/20 12:44:10 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The Jedi were racists this whole time. The Sith really were the good guys all along.



That's an old white man that makes everyone bow down before him, he's gotta be canceled the most.
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EnragedSlith
06/27/20 12:44:49 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The Jedi were racists this whole time. The Sith really were the good guys all along.


The Jedi certainly seem to be okay with persecuting peoples right to persecute. Curious.

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iPhone_7
06/27/20 12:45:54 AM
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So much for the tolerant Jedi

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Xenozoa425
06/27/20 12:46:01 AM
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It's treason, then.

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Tyranthraxus
06/27/20 12:46:11 AM
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Trump: Execute order 8066

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InfinityMonster
06/27/20 12:54:37 AM
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The Jedi were fucking assholes that let slavery fester.

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IShall_Run_Amok
06/27/20 1:04:17 AM
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InfinityMonster posted...
The Jedi were fucking assholes that let slavery fester.
Correction. They were an order of astoundingly incompetent religious military police

who let slavery fester

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Tyranthraxus
06/27/20 1:12:32 AM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Correction. They were an order of astoundingly incompetent religious military police

who let slavery fester

The Jedi literally give no shits about anything except destroying the Sith. Slavery just isn't a concern for them.

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Webmaster4531
06/27/20 1:41:12 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
The Jedi were racists this whole time. The Sith really were the good guys all along.
I mean slavery on Tatooine wasn't mentioned during the original trilogy under the Empire.
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Tyranthraxus
06/27/20 1:41:51 AM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
I mean slavery on Tatooine wasn't mentioned during the original trilogy under the Empire.

We know it was there because Jabba had slaves.

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DoctorVader
06/27/20 1:43:47 AM
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Slavery and its ignorance by the Jedi and The Republic wrt Anakin's mom is why shit went to hell for the entire galaxy.

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archedsoul
06/27/20 12:44:08 PM
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Yeah, there were clear implications of slavery in RotJ including sex slaves.


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