Current Events > Thinking about getting my nipples surgically reduced

(+) Yeah! (+)

the nips I have:


the nips i want:



Im in terrific shape and have a great physique but looking in the mirror I still wasnt satisfied with how it looked and it recently dawned on me that no matter how muscular my pecs are they still look like manboobs because of my hilariously unaesthetic pepperoni nips

Apparently Im not the only one who worries about this:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2769808/Boom-moob-surgery-men-ask-small-almond-like-nipples-like-David-Beckham.html

the surgical procedure to reduce them doesnt take very long and is relatively inexpensive compared to other cosmetic procedures

And yes I know Im technically referring to areolas and not the actual nipples but whatever, you know what I mean

Gimme your thoughts/advice/etc pls


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never settle for subpar areolae

Couldnt you just grow a chest beard or wear a bra?

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I'm glad I have gorgeous nipples.

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The top picture has the best nipples mang

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Third dude is flat out ugly.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

The top picture has the best nipples mang

Id say mine are even worse than those, theyre like that diameter but, like, puffier.

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R1masher posted...

Couldnt you just grow a chest beard or wear a bra?

lol what

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Bring
Up
This
Topic

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I'd hate to bring home a woman only to find out her nipples are smaller than mine. One of my weird neuroses about dating.

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ForsakenHermit posted...

Make Arcades Great Again!

i can get behind this logic. how do we make it happen?

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ForsakenHermit posted...

I'd hate to bring home a woman only to find out her nipples are smaller than mine. One of my weird neuroses about dating.

see on chicks idgaf about their nipples at all unless theyre conspicuously gigantic pancake nips

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

Please dont post on this board ever again. Stick to that other board

block me and move on, nerd

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MarshawnLynch posted...

see on chicks idgaf about their nipples at all unless theyre conspicuously gigantic pancake nips

I just think it's a total turnoff when women have tiny nipples.

Edit-Unless they have small breasts.

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

Even if I did, Id never be able to unsee those big chocolate chip nips

oh, kek im sorry 8-) they bother me too

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what

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Chickenman77 posted...

what

did I stutter mate

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MarshawnLynch posted...

Thinking about getting my nipples surgically reduced

Shut the fuck up


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Did you make this topic yesterday?

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I'd like to have my butthole's areola reduced, or at least bleached. It currently has a radius of 2.5 inches it's like I got smacked square on with a baseball and it left a dark imprint.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'd like to have my butthole's areola reduced, or at least bleached. It currently has a radius of 2.5 inches it's like I got smacked square on with a baseball and it left a dark imprint.

I say go for it but only if you listen to Butthole Surfers

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@EverDownward

To get arcades back you'd have to make them at a level that goes beyond what home video gaming can do similar to how film has movie theaters. The easiest way I could see that happening is through VR which is still beyond the price range of most gaming households. Even something like getting a display range of 4K then eventually 8K and up could be huge. But even if that's too steep making more games like the Star Wars Battle Pod would provide something that home gaming isn't capable of and would greatly immerse any gamer playing it. Lastly as far as current tech goes adding omnidirectional treadmills and motion tracking could give.

In terms of future innovations arcades could have there's holodeck style tech that companies are working on. This provides what I consider to be the penultimate level of video gaming immersion. Home environments aren't suited to building a holodeck for space reasons alone and that's not factoring in computing costs, holodecks would require a more public environment to function and arcades could charge for their use by the hour. However holodecks have one major drawback in that players are going to inevitably generate fatigue toxins and get tired which leads to the highest level of gaming immersion in full dive VR.

Full dive VR commonly compared to The Matrix or Sword Art Online is the highest level of gaming immersion I can imagine where the games are connected directly to the brain. With a direct to brain connection you get all the immersion of the holodeck with the added bonus of never physically tiring out from covering long distances in game. Once this level of gaming comes I firmly believe that supercomputers will be needed to run these games at least at first if not forever as technology will inevitably peak as far as computing goes. I can honestly see arcades if they are even called that promoting this tech like movies with posters and the like in the lobby and outside the building before players enter the room where they strap themselves in put on a helmet and play the games. I can even see the biggest ones being released Christmas Day.

I don't think arcades are dead but like Cthulhu they are dormant and waiting for when the time is right.

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