Current Events > Grown ass men who piss all over the toilet seat.

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shnangyboos 06/24/20 9:41:20 PM #1:	Fuck you. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:941212215] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Fuck you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/24/20 9:42:15 PM #2:	I do it for you --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:941212259] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>I do it for you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EnragedSlith 06/24/20 9:43:43 PM #4:	it's not like i'm the one who has to sit in it later, subscribe for more alpha male pro tips --- I can't leave without my buddy, Superfly. <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:941212339] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>it's not like i'm the one who has to sit in it later, subscribe for more alpha male pro tips </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 06/24/20 9:45:57 PM #5:	EnragedSlith posted... it's not like i'm the one who has to sit in it later, subscribe for more alpha male pro tips or at the very least, youre being considerate by letting someone else clean it up and you don't make all that awful noise flushing the toilet. also, who hasnt peed straight upwards to try and hit the celing? --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:941212463] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>EnragedSlith posted... </cite> <quote>it's not like i'm the one who has to sit in it later, subscribe for more alpha male pro tips</quote>or at the very least, youre being considerate by letting someone else clean it up and you don't make all that awful noise flushing the toilet. also, who hasnt peed straight upwards to try and hit the celing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 06/24/20 9:49:04 PM #6:	Dudes with tiny dicks can't aim. It's like the difference between and rifle and a subcompact pistol. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:941212602] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Dudes with tiny dicks can't aim. It's like the difference between and rifle and a subcompact pistol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 06/24/20 9:53:04 PM #7:	Sometimes pee for some reason doesn't shoot straight, it blasts way to the right or left and you can't predict it. When I'm at home, I just sit down to pee, now I don't have to wipe piss off the surfaces. And even if your aim is perfect, there is always some sprinkle-splashback when you pee from standing up just due to the height. --- rip to all the animals killed in wildfires. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:941212769] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Sometimes pee for some reason doesn't shoot straight, it blasts way to the right or left and you can't predict it. When I'm at home, I just sit down to pee, now I don't have to wipe piss off the surfaces. And even if your aim is perfect, there is always some sprinkle-splashback when you pee from standing up just due to the height. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 06/24/20 10:26:11 PM #8:	Disgusting monsters. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:941214273] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Disgusting monsters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 06/24/20 10:27:26 PM #9:	Im sophisticated, I shit all over the seat --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:941214321] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Im sophisticated, I shit all over the seat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 06/24/20 10:28:32 PM #10:	Wetterdew posted... Sometimes pee for some reason doesn't shoot straight, it blasts way to the right or left and you can't predict it. When I'm at home, I just sit down to pee, now I don't have to wipe piss off the surfaces. And even if your aim is perfect, there is always some sprinkle-splashback when you pee from standing up just due to the height. Lift the goddamn seat up. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:941214370] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Wetterdew posted... </cite> <quote>Sometimes pee for some reason doesn't shoot straight, it blasts way to the right or left and you can't predict it. When I'm at home, I just sit down to pee, now I don't have to wipe piss off the surfaces. And even if your aim is perfect, there is always some sprinkle-splashback when you pee from standing up just due to the height.</quote> Lift the goddamn seat up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 06/24/20 10:29:44 PM #11:	shnangyboos posted... Lift the goddamn seat up. LOL Sometimes the pee shoots out at such a sharp angle that even with the seat up it will still go way out of the toilet. --- rip to all the animals killed in wildfires. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:941214417] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>shnangyboos posted... </cite> <quote>Lift the goddamn seat up.</quote>LOL Sometimes the pee shoots out at such a sharp angle that even with the seat up it will still go way out of the toilet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvantgardeAClue 06/24/20 10:41:49 PM #12:	I just piss in the sink when Im at home since its roughly level with my wang Probably saves lots of water too since I rinse the sink when I wash my hands --- Sometimes I say things and I'm not voice acting. <cite>AvantgardeAClue posted [p:941214960] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>I just piss in the sink when Im at home since its roughly level with my wang Probably saves lots of water too since I rinse the sink when I wash my hands </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnterTheTekken 06/24/20 10:43:29 PM #13:	People who have dual modes of how they piss in public versus at home, I will never understand. How hard is it to be wired to behave in public they way you do at home? --- https://imgur.com/2KslScv <cite>EnterTheTekken posted [p:941215025] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>People who have dual modes of how they piss in public versus at home, I will never understand. How hard is it to be wired to behave in public they way you do at home? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 06/24/20 10:45:47 PM #14:	It's fucking disgusting. It's honestly why I don't normally let guys do a number 1 on my toilet seat unless they're doing it sitting down because I ain't cleaning their shit... or in this case pee. I keep my house clean and that's including the bathroom. If you make a mess you fucking clean it up, no exception. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:941215098] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>It's fucking disgusting. It's honestly why I don't normally let guys do a number 1 on my toilet seat unless they're doing it sitting down because I ain't cleaning their shit... or in this case pee. I keep my house clean and that's including the bathroom. If you make a mess you fucking clean it up, no exception. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 06/24/20 10:46:18 PM #15:	https://youtu.be/-MniBn3YsJg --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:941215122] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/-MniBn3YsJg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 06/24/20 10:46:21 PM #16:	Wetterdew posted... LOL Sometimes the pee shoots out at such a sharp angle that even with the seat up it will still go way out of the toilet. Then wipe it with the toilet paper --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:941215126] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Wetterdew posted... </cite> <quote>LOL Sometimes the pee shoots out at such a sharp angle that even with the seat up it will still go way out of the toilet.</quote>Then wipe it with the toilet paper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weezy_Tha_Don 06/24/20 10:47:09 PM #17:	does TC sit down to piss? --- https://imgur.com/hwZyGuA - courtesy of the homie United_World I speak my mind, cause biting my tongue hurts. <cite>Weezy_Tha_Don posted [p:941215170] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>does TC sit down to piss? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 06/24/20 10:47:26 PM #18:	You know what, after I piss all over the seat I'ma nut on it BITCH!! <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:941215182] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>You know what, after I piss all over the seat I'ma nut on it BITCH!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 06/24/20 10:47:44 PM #19:	My office is apparently filled with seat-piddlers and those for whom washing hands is apparently not required following a bowel movement. It disgusts me. --- Come, my friends, 'T is not too late to seek a newer world. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:941215195] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>My office is apparently filled with seat-piddlers and those for whom washing hands is apparently not required following a bowel movement. It disgusts me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 06/24/20 10:48:07 PM #20:	Weezy_Tha_Don posted... does TC sit down to piss? I lift the fucking seat up. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:941215208] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Weezy_Tha_Don posted... </cite> <quote>does TC sit down to piss?</quote> I lift the fucking seat up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 06/24/20 10:49:19 PM #21:	Tired-Insomniac posted... https://youtu.be/-MniBn3YsJg tbf some bathrooms look like that --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:941215261] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Tired-Insomniac posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/-MniBn3YsJg</quote> tbf some bathrooms look like that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 06/24/20 10:49:43 PM #22:	The_Creep_2020 posted... My office is apparently filled with seat-piddlers and those for whom washing hands is apparently not required following a bowel movement. It disgusts me. Seriously, I work at a CPA firm and we still got guys that still sprinkle all around the toilet seat. I wonder how these guy's restroom look like at home, probably pee marks all around their toilet. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:941215284] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>My office is apparently filled with seat-piddlers and those for whom washing hands is apparently not required following a bowel movement. It disgusts me.</quote> Seriously, I work at a CPA firm and we still got guys that still sprinkle all around the toilet seat. I wonder how these guy's restroom look like at home, probably pee marks all around their toilet. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 06/24/20 10:49:48 PM #23:	shnangyboos posted... I lift the fucking seat up. You sit on the porcelain!? <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:941215288] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>shnangyboos posted... </cite> <quote>I lift the fucking seat up.</quote>You sit on the porcelain!? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
casio_guy 06/24/20 10:49:53 PM #24:	doesn't pee have antibacterial properties? --- we provide the fireworks, you do the oohs and aahs. <cite>casio_guy posted [p:941215291] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>doesn't pee have antibacterial properties? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/24/20 10:52:54 PM #25:	I only do it in public restrooms, it gives me gratification knowing some minimum wage peon is getting paid to wipe my urine off of the toilet and the wall. I grab a fistful of toilet paper when i'm done, give it a good yank to unravel about 20 feet and throw that shit on the floor too. If they don't like it, they can get a better job, lmao. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:941215416] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>I only do it in public restrooms, it gives me gratification knowing some minimum wage peon is getting paid to wipe my urine off of the toilet and the wall. I grab a fistful of toilet paper when i'm done, give it a good yank to unravel about 20 feet and throw that shit on the floor too. If they don't like it, they can get a better job, lmao. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 06/24/20 10:59:57 PM #26:	MabusIncarnate posted... I only do it in public restrooms, it gives me gratification knowing some minimum wage peon is getting paid to wipe my urine off of the toilet and the wall. I grab a fistful of toilet paper when i'm done, give it a good yank to unravel about 20 feet and throw that shit on the floor too. If they don't like it, they can get a better job, lmao. Monster. I hope they catch you and string you up with the very toilet paper you waste. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:941215744] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I only do it in public restrooms, it gives me gratification knowing some minimum wage peon is getting paid to wipe my urine off of the toilet and the wall. I grab a fistful of toilet paper when i'm done, give it a good yank to unravel about 20 feet and throw that shit on the floor too. If they don't like it, they can get a better job, lmao.</quote> Monster. I hope they catch you and string you up with the very toilet paper you waste. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 06/24/20 11:00:33 PM #27:	Idk, the last time I didn't I got yelled at, I gather some people like to lick it off. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:941215775] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Idk, the last time I didn't I got yelled at, I gather some people like to lick it off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wetterdew 06/25/20 2:23:24 AM #29:	KStateKing17 posted... Then wipe it with the toilet paper Don't need to. I sit down so it never happens in the first place :P --- rip to all the animals killed in wildfires. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:941222499] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>KStateKing17 posted... </cite> <quote>Then wipe it with the toilet paper</quote>Don't need to. I sit down so it never happens in the first place :P </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blasster 06/25/20 3:01:38 AM #30:	I think I read that some people have issue where their pee cannot come out if they hold their dick, so they can't aim it. I suppose lift the toilet sit up is another way to counter this, but idk if it can still hit the toilet seat despite that. ....or some people just like their dick to be free and fire at will. --- Mobage: Fire Emblem Heroes [F2P BTW] Console: ----- <cite>blasster posted [p:941223437] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>I think I read that some people have issue where their pee cannot come out if they hold their dick, so they can't aim it. I suppose lift the toilet sit up is another way to counter this, but idk if it can still hit the toilet seat despite that. ....or some people just like their dick to be free and fire at will. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/25/20 3:06:42 AM #31:	Tired-Insomniac posted... https://youtu.be/-MniBn3YsJg After a night (and morning) of heavy drinking, maybe. ...twice, I think. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:941223554] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>Tired-Insomniac posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/-MniBn3YsJg</quote>After a night (and morning) of heavy drinking, maybe. ...twice, I think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 06/25/20 3:07:18 AM #32:	My dick is too powerful and the piss blasts back out and splatters everywhere. --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/261-politics/78252375/931554955 https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://imgur.com/ZkQRDsR - https://imgur.com/2x2gtgP <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:941223568] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>My dick is too powerful and the piss blasts back out and splatters everywhere. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 06/25/20 2:47:02 PM #33:	1337toothbrush posted... My dick is too powerful lmao I love these kinds of posts. <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:941244921] in Grown ass ... [t:78800725]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite> <quote>My dick is too powerful</quote>lmao I love these kinds of posts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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