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Zikten
06/21/20 7:50:21 PM
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either the brand of super hardcore Christianity that southern baptists follow where everything is a sin, and unless you repent, God makes you burn forever in agony

or

there is no true God. there is no afterlife. and humans an insignificant species in universe full of higher beings that think of us like ants and can destroy our entire civilization in less than 24 hours with no effort. and the survivors would be insane slaves or used as food
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FortuneCookie
06/21/20 7:53:03 PM
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Just about anything would be better than good people burning indefinitely because they believed in the wrong religion or had no religion.


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ZeroX91
06/21/20 8:04:39 PM
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Lovecraft. YHVH/L/El/Jehova is a bipolar prick, at least you can reason with Narly and any that have any sort of interaction with earth...you know assuming you brain doesnt get fucked.

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FortuneCookie
06/21/20 8:06:13 PM
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Dude...

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ZeroX91
06/21/20 8:23:43 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Dude...
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FortuneCookie
06/21/20 8:36:31 PM
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Like you didn't just list every name for God you could to try and get a little extra shock value out of the sentiment.

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ZeroX91
06/21/20 8:38:37 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Like you didn't just list every name for God you could to try and get a little extra shock value out of the sentiment.
That adds shock value? A know like 8 others too just cant spell any of em...oh then theres allah and Jesus.

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Zikten
06/21/20 8:42:36 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Like you didn't just list every name for God you could to try and get a little extra shock value out of the sentiment.

the point was to pick from 2 unpleasant "religions"

if I gave an option for every belief system, it wouldn't be a hard choice. some are way better than others
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Tyranthraxus
06/21/20 8:44:42 PM
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One of Lovecraft's stories features a time Traveller from 10,000 years in the future so everything is okay for at least 10,000 years.

Literal hellfire and brimstone God has wiped everyone out twice in just 6000 years and is going to do it again at some point.

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The-Apostle
06/21/20 8:51:17 PM
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The Christian one so Heaven can be true, as well. However, everyone always talks about Hell being all fire and brimstone, but that's missing the point. Hell is also complete separation from God.

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Zikten
06/21/20 8:52:39 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
The Christian one so Heaven can be true, as well. However, everyone always talks about Hell being all fire and brimstone, but that's missing the point. Hell is also complete separation from God.

well I think in fire and brimstone christianity, heaven is basically just eternal church. I know that was the medieval idea of the afterlife. and not many people think church is fun
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Sunburst
06/21/20 8:52:57 PM
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The former. But you exaggerate by saying everything is a sin.

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ThyCorndog
06/21/20 8:55:11 PM
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The-Apostle
06/21/20 8:59:19 PM
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Zikten posted...
well I think in fire and brimstone christianity, heaven is basically just eternal church. I know that was the medieval idea of the afterlife. and not many people think church is fun
It's not meant to be fun. It's meant to be uplifting. Which is why I go. However, I do have fun sitting in the sound booth controlling the slides every Sunday.

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PMarth2002
06/21/20 9:13:48 PM
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I'll take the mythos thanks. I don't think there's anything as evil on a conceptual level as eternal hell.

The-Apostle posted...
The Christian one so Heaven can be true, as well. However, everyone always talks about Hell being all fire and brimstone, but that's missing the point. Hell is also complete separation from God.

Because fire and brimstone is the one that's literally eternal torture.

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Sunburst
06/21/20 9:21:31 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
It's not meant to be fun. It's meant to be uplifting. Which is why I go. However, I do have fun sitting in the sound booth controlling the slides every Sunday.
After reading TC's other thread, I just wanted to mention that church is a great way to meet girls.

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The-Apostle
06/21/20 9:48:03 PM
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Sunburst posted...
After reading TC's other thread, I just wanted to mention that church is a great way to meet girls.
It can be unless you church is small like mine is.

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Bishop_Hastur
06/21/20 11:53:24 PM
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I'll take the Mythos.

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Panthera
06/22/20 12:10:17 AM
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Definitely the Chtulhu Mythos. Sure there's the possibility I get enslaved or driven insane by some ancient horror, but odds are I'll never be in that situation, whereas in the Christian worldview I am 100% guaranteed to be sentenced to eternal damnation just for lulz

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apolloooo
06/22/20 12:11:12 AM
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chtulhu

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kuwab0
06/22/20 12:27:35 AM
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Usually someone mentions Lovecrafts racism by now

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Tyranthraxus
06/22/20 12:28:34 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
Usually someone mentions Lovecrafts racism by now
Racism is already real

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Rikiaz
06/22/20 12:33:26 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
Usually someone mentions Lovecrafts racism by now
How about we all just agree with the "death of the author" and keep talks of his racism out of talks of his works.

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