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NeonOctopus
06/21/20 5:42:46 PM
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-Caused Kakariko Village to get an economic and population boom
-Got rid of all those pesky skeletons in Hyrule Field at night
-Caused an abundance of flora to bloom in Kokiri Forest since the Great Deku Tree suddenly died years ago
-Lon Lon Ranch is more racing horses than ever and is now an important export in our economy
-Stopped the Gorons from chewing up Death Mountain and reducing avalanches because of their shenanigans
-Made the water supply from Zora's river cool and refreshing instead of it just tasting like ball and ass sweat like it used to
-Reduced crime in Hyrule Market according to the crime stats, but I haven't been over there in a while so idk what's going on there
-Closed the border with those dirty Gerudo women from coming over and stealing our men

The only bad thing is that the drought affecting Lake Hylia seems, uh, kinda severe this year, but he has no control over that >_>

MHGA! 7 more years of Ganondorf!

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EnragedSlith
06/21/20 5:44:07 PM
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FortuneCookie
06/21/20 5:45:16 PM
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Make Agahnim Ganon Again

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NeonOctopus
06/21/20 5:52:31 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
ganondorf is black
Just like Piccolo

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Jiggy101011
06/21/20 6:39:28 PM
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is it a population boom if its just people moving from Hyrule Market?

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Ving_Rhames
06/21/20 6:40:35 PM
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Wii_Shaker
06/21/20 6:41:37 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
ganondorf is black
He's more of a green.

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AlCalavicci
06/21/20 6:45:22 PM
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I get what you tried to do with this topic, but it would have been a lot more interesting if you provided actual in-game examples rather than just making shit up

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Jabodie
06/21/20 6:50:48 PM
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  • Created many jobs in the Hyrule Castle renovation project.
  • Sealed the well of evil shit.
  • Convinced Monsters to be contributing members of society as guardsmen and other military posts.

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Srk700
06/21/20 6:54:30 PM
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Also got rid of those pesky Peahats from Hyrule Field as well.
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gunplagirl
06/21/20 6:54:52 PM
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Reminds me of when Kefka made the overworld great again. Cut out all those pointless cities and caves, added new level appropriate ones, created new species, stopped the gystahl empire from conquering the world, forced the arena to finally open up. Oh, and the music is the best it's ever been.

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Tropicalwood
06/21/20 7:13:00 PM
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  • Did away with Hyrule's hereditary monarchy
  • Took measures to protect against the sun's deadly rays over Hyrule Town
  • Became the first black leader in Hyrule's history



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NeonOctopus
06/21/20 9:27:49 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
I get what you tried to do with this topic, but it would have been a lot more interesting if you provided actual in-game examples rather than just making shit up
Did you not play Ocarina of Time? lol

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