Current Events > type of tortoise was going extinct, and one Tortoise said hold me beer.

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cjsdowg
06/17/20 9:16:59 AM
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https://twitter.com/SaycheeseDGTL/status/1272929274857693184

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Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives?
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apolloooo
06/17/20 9:18:25 AM
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The genghis khan of turtle

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Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone
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obeseexplosive
06/17/20 10:00:09 AM
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He even looks like a hundred year old penis eating lettuce

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Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
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Kaiganeer
06/17/20 10:01:50 AM
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this turtle fucks
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UnfairRepresent
06/17/20 10:02:43 AM
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and how many of his kids ended up inbreeding?
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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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RedJackson
06/17/20 10:03:30 AM
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I tp my hat to you Mr. Tortoise, or should I say I tip my ti-

*dies*
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Odoylerules
06/17/20 10:08:09 AM
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Kaiganeer posted...
this turtle fucks

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Keith_Valentine
06/17/20 10:21:52 AM
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I wish i was that tortoise.
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ExtremeLuchador
06/17/20 10:23:11 AM
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So do they all end up with Habsburg jaws after a few generations?

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masterpug53
06/17/20 10:30:45 AM
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When asked for comment, Diego replied 'Fuck that shit, I ain't retiring!' And then proceeded to very slowly hump the reporter's leg.

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Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
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