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PokemonYoutube 06/14/20 4:40:09 PM #1:	So apparently anarchist/communist rioters took over a part of Seattle and are occupying it with some sort of tent city to "create a perfect society". And then this happens. https://twitter.com/ReviewsPossum/status/1272215047306121218?s=19 Some guy gets all his valuables stolen from his tent, and some other guy tells him that there may have been some other "disadvantaged resident" that needed those things more than him, so he should treat it as an UNPLANNED DONATION. Is that not the funniest shit you've ever heard? <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940668847] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>So apparently anarchist/communist rioters took over a part of Seattle and are occupying it with some sort of tent city to "create a perfect society". And then this happens. https://twitter.com/ReviewsPossum/status/1272215047306121218?s=19 Some guy gets all his valuables stolen from his tent, and some other guy tells him that there may have been some other "disadvantaged resident" that needed those things more than him, so he should treat it as an UNPLANNED DONATION. Is that not the funniest shit you've ever heard? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Proofpyros 06/14/20 4:41:27 PM #2:	"Its not crime, its accidental generosity! Thank you for donating all your stuff to me!" <cite>Proofpyros posted [p:940668909] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>"Its not crime, its accidental generosity! Thank you for donating all your stuff to me!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 06/14/20 4:51:41 PM #4:	I still think this chain of events was funnier considering it happened within 6 hours of CHAZ being a thing: Gafemage posted... https://i.imgur.com/1vDahE3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ZmpN2gB.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Yk2I0Nl.jpg --- https://imgur.com/IxQOhWJ <cite>Gafemage posted [p:940669381] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>I still think this chain of events was funnier considering it happened within 6 hours of CHAZ being a thing: <cite>Gafemage posted...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/1vDahE3.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ZmpN2gB.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Yk2I0Nl.jpg</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 06/14/20 4:54:59 PM #5:	PokemonYoutube posted... So apparently anarchist/communist rioters took over a part of Seattle and are occupying it with some sort of tent city to "create a perfect society". Thats not really whats happened but ok --- http://weareontherun.bandcamp.com ^^^^^ HEY! ^^^ LISTEN! ^^^^^ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:940669525] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>So apparently anarchist/communist rioters took over a part of Seattle and are occupying it with some sort of tent city to "create a perfect society".</quote>Thats not really whats happened but ok </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 06/14/20 4:56:50 PM #6:	MrToothHasYou posted... Thats not really whats happened but ok Feel free to explain what it is then. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940669608] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>MrToothHasYou posted... </cite> <quote>Thats not really whats happened but ok</quote>Feel free to explain what it is then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skurvy_1 06/14/20 4:57:40 PM #7:	Gafemage posted... I still think this chain of events was funnier considering it happened within 6 hours of CHAZ being a thing: That made my drink come up my nose reading "the homeless people we brought in took away all the food..." --- yoga yoga yoga.... <cite>Skurvy_1 posted [p:940669642] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Gafemage posted... </cite> <quote>I still think this chain of events was funnier considering it happened within 6 hours of CHAZ being a thing:</quote>That made my drink come up my nose reading "the homeless people we brought in took away all the food..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 06/14/20 4:58:23 PM #8:	PokemonYoutube posted... Feel free to explain what it is then. Its an occupied, police-free zone that the protestors set up to stage demonstrations from. --- http://weareontherun.bandcamp.com ^^^^^ HEY! ^^^ LISTEN! ^^^^^ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:940669668] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>Feel free to explain what it is then.</quote>Its an occupied, police-free zone that the protestors set up to stage demonstrations from. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 06/14/20 4:58:42 PM #9:	Skurvy_1 posted... That made my drink come up my nose reading "the homeless people we brought in took away all the food..." It was fake so --- http://weareontherun.bandcamp.com ^^^^^ HEY! ^^^ LISTEN! ^^^^^ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:940669679] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Skurvy_1 posted... </cite> <quote>That made my drink come up my nose reading "the homeless people we brought in took away all the food..."</quote>It was fake so </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 06/14/20 4:59:53 PM #10:	Link to the original Reddit thread. The post has been deleted by the moderators, but the comments are PURE GOLD. https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h8n6ad/psa_locksecure_your _tents_before_leaving_it_carry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share (Remove the space after "your") <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940669727] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Link to the original Reddit thread. The post has been deleted by the moderators, but the comments are PURE GOLD. https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h8n6ad/psa_locksecure_your _tents_before_leaving_it_carry/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share (Remove the space after "your") </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 06/14/20 5:00:20 PM #11:	Why would you take a macbook to a warzone? --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:940669740] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Why would you take a macbook to a warzone?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 06/14/20 5:01:14 PM #12:	MrToothHasYou posted... Its an occupied, police-free zone that the protestors set up to stage demonstrations from. Uh huh. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940669781] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>MrToothHasYou posted... </cite> <quote>Its an occupied, police-free zone that the protestors set up to stage demonstrations from.</quote>Uh huh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 06/14/20 5:10:37 PM #13:	Totally this proves we need police. If there were police there they would have totally been a big help in a burglary. They would have...um...well. They might have beaten, arrested, and maybe killed any black people there, beyond that I'm not really sure. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:940670201] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Totally this proves we need police. If there were police there they would have totally been a big help in a burglary. They would have...um...well. They might have beaten, arrested, and maybe killed any black people there, beyond that I'm not really sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthAragorn 06/14/20 5:13:41 PM #14:	"nobody wants to abolish the police" https://capitolhillautonomous.zone/demands.html <cite>DarthAragorn posted [p:940670328] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>"nobody wants to abolish the police" https://capitolhillautonomous.zone/demands.html </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CountDog 06/14/20 5:45:54 PM #16:	The situation here in Seattle is dumb. You don't really see police ever since that order was given. The politicians in are city are really bad. And it's never going to improve sadly. --- http://kinomania.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gran-torino-clint-eastwood.jpg <cite>CountDog posted [p:940671782] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>The situation here in Seattle is dumb. You don't really see police ever since that order was given. The politicians in are city are really bad. And it's never going to improve sadly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 06/14/20 5:56:11 PM #17:	DuranOfForcena posted... I remember this. He made a sequel making fun of himself --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:940672271] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>DuranOfForcena posted... </cite> <quote></quote>I remember this. He made a sequel making fun of himself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 06/14/20 6:28:00 PM #18:	DarthAragorn posted... "nobody wants to abolish the police" https://capitolhillautonomous.zone/demands.html That whole list basically boils down to "BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN POWER AND WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD GIVE US ALL THEIR MONEY". Jesus Christ. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940673574] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>DarthAragorn posted... </cite> <quote>"nobody wants to abolish the police" https://capitolhillautonomous.zone/demands.html</quote>That whole list basically boils down to "BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN POWER AND WHITE PEOPLE SHOULD GIVE US ALL THEIR MONEY". Jesus Christ. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Target 06/14/20 6:32:46 PM #19:	Reassigning aka Stealing --- https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm <cite>Blue_Target posted [p:940673739] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Reassigning aka Stealing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Keith_Valentine 06/16/20 6:09:39 AM #21:	DarthAragorn posted... "nobody wants to abolish the police" https://capitolhillautonomous.zone/demands.html Anybody else read this? incredible. If police oppression was as bad as they claim, how would they have ever been able to take over those city blocks? So the cops are violent tyrants, but theyre unable to subdue some anarchist hippies with rocks and pocket knives? Shouldnt they all be dead by now since the cops are such terrorists? Lemme root around and see if i have some vegan meat substitute to donate. <cite>Keith_Valentine posted [p:940746349] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>DarthAragorn posted... </cite> <quote>"nobody wants to abolish the police" https://capitolhillautonomous.zone/demands.html</quote> Anybody else read this? incredible. If police oppression was as bad as they claim, how would they have ever been able to take over those city blocks? So the cops are violent tyrants, but theyre unable to subdue some anarchist hippies with rocks and pocket knives? Shouldnt they all be dead by now since the cops are such terrorists? Lemme root around and see if i have some vegan meat substitute to donate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StarReaper13 06/18/20 6:54:25 AM #23:	https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h95mox/are_you_far_from_chaz_but_want_to_help_out_you/ holy shit this is hilarious --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long <cite>StarReaper13 posted [p:940851026] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>https://www.reddit.com/r/CapHillAutonomousZone/comments/h95mox/are_you_far_from_chaz_but_want_to_help_out_you/ holy shit this is hilarious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 06/18/20 6:56:19 AM #24:	https://66.media.tumblr.com/4b29037656fef17a6890444faed013f8/7dd9bce527b40336-eb/s500x750/1cdd75daac69a0cd9576c9c256ddafb1eaa79340.jpg <cite>coh posted [p:940851059] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>https://66.media.tumblr.com/4b29037656fef17a6890444faed013f8/7dd9bce527b40336-eb/s500x750/1cdd75daac69a0cd9576c9c256ddafb1eaa79340.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacDaMurderer 06/18/20 7:21:44 AM #25:	Looks like a whole bunch of losers are on the internet are watching from their homes hoping the worst happens to everyone participating in that autonomous zone. --- @macdamurderer GT: Mac Da Murderer <cite>MacDaMurderer posted [p:940851519] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Looks like a whole bunch of losers are on the internet are watching from their homes hoping the worst happens to everyone participating in that autonomous zone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 06/18/20 8:35:00 AM #26:	MacDaMurderer posted... Looks like a whole bunch of losers are on the internet are watching from their homes hoping the worst happens to everyone participating in that autonomous zone. The losers are the ones that have so little to do with their lives that they can go live in a tent and take over a city block for like a week. Bunch of unemployed deadbeats, probably drug addicts too. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940853327] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>MacDaMurderer posted... </cite> <quote>Looks like a whole bunch of losers are on the internet are watching from their homes hoping the worst happens to everyone participating in that autonomous zone.</quote>The losers are the ones that have so little to do with their lives that they can go live in a tent and take over a city block for like a week. Bunch of unemployed deadbeats, probably drug addicts too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 06/18/20 8:37:43 AM #27:	Gafemage posted... https://i.imgur.com/ZmpN2gB.jpg lmao, of course they want vegan products. --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:940853404] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Gafemage posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/ZmpN2gB.jpg</quote> lmao, of course they want vegan products. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 06/18/20 8:38:46 AM #28:	This whole situation is stupid as hell. --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:940853434] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>This whole situation is stupid as hell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 06/18/20 8:40:36 AM #29:	PokemonYoutube posted... The losers are the ones that have so little to do with their lives Screamed the internet boy...With his 209 and rising AMP on a dying message board. You're clearly not doing shit with your own life. --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:940853488] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>PokemonYoutube posted... </cite> <quote>The losers are the ones that have so little to do with their lives</quote> Screamed the internet boy...With his 209 and rising AMP on a dying message board. You're clearly not doing shit with your own life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tactical_Spork 06/18/20 8:44:54 AM #31:	this is not real, and if it is it is an extreme outlier who deserves to be yelled at and bullied until they shut the fuck up. way to cherry pick a blatantly absurd person/troll to pretend to have a point tho --- butthole666 https://imgur.com/6GJoJ <cite>Tactical_Spork posted [p:940853603] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>this is not real, and if it is it is an extreme outlier who deserves to be yelled at and bullied until they shut the fuck up. way to cherry pick a blatantly absurd person/troll to pretend to have a point tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 06/18/20 8:45:10 AM #32:	I heard "unplanned donations" are all the rage nowadays. --- Not changing this sig until The Big Dawg Roman Reigns beats cancer and wins back the Universal Title. Belee Dat! <cite>HagenEx posted [p:940853613] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>I heard "unplanned donations" are all the rage nowadays. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 06/18/20 8:45:50 AM #33:	Tactical_Spork posted... this is not real, and if it is it is an extreme outlier who deserves to be yelled at and bullied until they shut the fuck up. way to cherry pick a blatantly absurd person/troll to pretend to have a point tho I dont believe you --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:940853633] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Tactical_Spork posted... </cite> <quote>this is not real, and if it is it is an extreme outlier who deserves to be yelled at and bullied until they shut the fuck up. way to cherry pick a blatantly absurd person/troll to pretend to have a point tho</quote> I dont believe you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tactical_Spork 06/18/20 8:47:33 AM #34:	The Trent posted... I dont believe you I mean, genuinely, nobody actually believes this. TC knows this, and knows this is almost certainly a troll, and is posting in bad faith to show what an ebin fail the dumb libs are. --- butthole666 https://imgur.com/6GJoJ <cite>Tactical_Spork posted [p:940853669] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted... </cite> <quote>I dont believe you</quote>I mean, genuinely, nobody actually believes this. TC knows this, and knows this is almost certainly a troll, and is posting in bad faith to show what an ebin fail the dumb libs are. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 06/18/20 8:50:02 AM #35:	Ving_Rhames posted... Screamed the internet boy...With his 209 and rising AMP on a dying message board. You're clearly not doing shit with your own life. I own a house. I own my own business. No way in hell that I can go live in a tent and take over a city block for a week. People actually need me. I actually have shit to do. Unlike these "protestors". <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940853738] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Ving_Rhames posted... </cite> <quote>Screamed the internet boy...With his 209 and rising AMP on a dying message board. You're clearly not doing shit with your own life.</quote>I own a house. I own my own business. No way in hell that I can go live in a tent and take over a city block for a week. People actually need me. I actually have shit to do. Unlike these "protestors". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tactical_Spork 06/18/20 8:50:35 AM #36:	Sure ya do, slugger. --- butthole666 https://imgur.com/6GJoJ <cite>Tactical_Spork posted [p:940853754] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Sure ya do, slugger. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 06/18/20 8:51:01 AM #37:	Bullet_Wing posted... Not to mention that dude got warned for blatant white supremacist posting the other day Define "blatant white supremacist posting". <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940853768] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Bullet_Wing posted... </cite> <quote>Not to mention that dude got warned for blatant white supremacist posting the other day</quote>Define "blatant white supremacist posting". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonYoutube 06/18/20 8:52:41 AM #38:	Tactical_Spork posted... Sure ya do, slugger. Well, yes. Because clearly I am too priviliged to even consider throwing in my lot with these deadbeat protestors. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940853820] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Tactical_Spork posted... </cite> <quote>Sure ya do, slugger.</quote>Well, yes. Because clearly I am too priviliged to even consider throwing in my lot with these deadbeat protestors. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PokemonYoutube 06/18/20 9:00:53 AM #40:	Bullet_Wing posted... You went on a rant about how white people are stronger than other races and deserved to subjugate them and that it made the world a "swell" place Nononono, see, you're misquoting me. I said white people WERE stronger and more technologically advanced back during the colonization era, which is why they waltzed all over any native resistance they came across. That's an undeniable fact. And because "might makes right" was how the world worked back then, by being stronger they "deserved" to do whatever they wanted. <cite>PokemonYoutube posted [p:940854056] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Bullet_Wing posted... </cite> <quote>You went on a rant about how white people are stronger than other races and deserved to subjugate them and that it made the world a "swell" place</quote>Nononono, see, you're misquoting me. I said white people WERE stronger and more technologically advanced back during the colonization era, which is why they waltzed all over any native resistance they came across. That's an undeniable fact. And because "might makes right" was how the world worked back then, by being stronger they "deserved" to do whatever they wanted. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tactical_Spork 06/18/20 9:11:24 AM #42:	Dont worry Im sure another old account that hasnt been active in over a decade will be here in no time to post more dogwhistles and fixate on specific historical details and social issues this next account, and the five others of varying age with it, will of course be a totally new account from a totally new poster, and not just the same racist shitposter(s) that have been plaguing the site since roughly 2016 --- butthole666 https://imgur.com/6GJoJ <cite>Tactical_Spork posted [p:940854368] in This is th... [t:78771902]...</cite> <quote>Dont worry Im sure another old account that hasnt been active in over a decade will be here in no time to post more dogwhistles and fixate on specific historical details and social issues this next account, and the five others of varying age with it, will of course be a totally new account from a totally new poster, and not just the same racist shitposter(s) that have been plaguing the site since roughly 2016 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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