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Damn_Underscore
06/13/20 10:05:36 PM
#1:


?????


You have a machine where you press a button and a beautiful woman will knock on your door ready to have sex with you. Or you have a machine where you press a button and whatever food you want is delivered to your door.

Which would you rather have?

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Vicious_Dios
06/13/20 10:06:36 PM
#2:


Food.

I'll make billions.

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HANGtheDJ_86
06/13/20 10:07:02 PM
#3:


No Sharing, huh?

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Havik
06/13/20 10:07:15 PM
#4:


Food, no contest.

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Wii_Shaker
06/13/20 10:07:17 PM
#5:


Sex on demand and it's not even close.

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Guide
06/13/20 10:07:17 PM
#6:


Sex on demand is just having a girlfriend. Food on demand would save me a lot of money.

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Vicious_Dios
06/13/20 10:08:25 PM
#7:


Guide posted...
Sex on demand is just having a girlfriend. Food on demand would save me a lot of money.

Fuckin' yikes at this virgin logic. Goddamn.

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Guide
06/13/20 10:09:49 PM
#8:


Vicious_Dios posted...
Fuckin' yikes at this virgin logic. Goddamn.

What is it with you Rogan types, that you assume a whole lot of nonsense?

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uwnim
06/13/20 10:12:09 PM
#9:


I'd never use the sex on demand, so food easily.

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Vicious_Dios
06/13/20 10:12:22 PM
#10:


Guide posted...
you assume a whole lot of nonsense?

Guide posted...
Sex on demand is just having a girlfriend.

Please...


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SocialistGamer
06/13/20 10:12:35 PM
#11:


Food on demand
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RetsuZaiZen
06/13/20 10:13:42 PM
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Sex on demand thing is sketchy to say the least...

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PIITB415
06/13/20 10:14:41 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Sex on demand thing is sketchy to say the least...

Sounds like someone m' lady's their fedora

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ChrisTaka
06/13/20 10:45:15 PM
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Guide posted...
Sex on demand is just having a girlfriend.

That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg.

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Lairen
06/13/20 10:48:18 PM
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Uh, im married. Decent marriages have sex whenever. So food all the way.

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Guide
06/13/20 10:50:48 PM
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@Vicious_Dios

ChrisTaka posted...
That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg.

Right, okay, fair, rereading it and it sounds like that forced incelly shit.

I just mean that, typically, you ask if a girlfriend wants to bang, and they're gonna wanna bang. Of course there's no forcing the matter. I thought that was obvious, but we're on the internet, so that's my fault.

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MabusIncarnate
06/13/20 10:51:32 PM
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I need to clarify, is ass considered food?

There's kind of a questionable instance here if you get unlimited ass to eat even though you pick sex on demand

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Vicious_Dios
06/13/20 10:59:25 PM
#18:


Guide posted...
@Vicious_Dios

Right, okay, fair, rereading it and it sounds like that forced incelly shit.

I just mean that, typically, you ask if a girlfriend wants to bang, and they're gonna wanna bang. Of course there's no forcing the matter. I thought that was obvious, but we're on the internet, so that's my fault.

Oh, shit.

I'm pleasantly surprised at your ability to own up to that faux pas, especially on the Internet. It only took two people to call you out on it to realize that, but hey, you acknowledge it, and hopefully learned from it.

I'm impressed, Guide.

+1

I won't speak it on it anymore.

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Vicious_Dios
06/13/20 10:59:40 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I need to clarify, is ass considered food?

There's kind of a questionable instance here if you get unlimited ass to eat even though you pick sex on demand

LMAO

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apolloooo
06/13/20 11:01:08 PM
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food. i'd open a restaurant

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