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DontHateMe 06/12/20 10:59:32 PM #1:	It sucks, I dont even care about having to shove a camera up my ass..its the whole pre colonoscopy thing. Cant eat anything, you have to drink a crazy amount of liquid/water. Youre full with the liquids? You gotta drink MORE, man I dont miss those times. They hit me with the anesthesia, next thing I know Im awake and the procedure was done. Crazy stuff. --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940592390] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>It sucks, I dont even care about having to shove a camera up my ass..its the whole pre colonoscopy thing. Cant eat anything, you have to drink a crazy amount of liquid/water. Youre full with the liquids? You gotta drink MORE, man I dont miss those times. They hit me with the anesthesia, next thing I know Im awake and the procedure was done. Crazy stuff. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeperMessiahXX 06/12/20 11:03:13 PM #4:	Yes, twice in fact. First one was perfectly fine, but the second one they started easing me off whatever drugs they had me on and I became semi conscious while they had the camera deep inside of me. Didn't hurt, but it felt like I needed to take a big shit. --- Steve Rhoades >>> Jefferson D'Arcy Fight Me. <cite>LeperMessiahXX posted [p:940592531] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Yes, twice in fact. First one was perfectly fine, but the second one they started easing me off whatever drugs they had me on and I became semi conscious while they had the camera deep inside of me. Didn't hurt, but it felt like I needed to take a big shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 06/12/20 11:04:55 PM #5:	do they give you your booty cam footage --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:940592599] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>do they give you your booty cam footage </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:05:29 PM #6:	LeperMessiahXX posted... Yes, twice in fact. First one was perfectly fine, but the second one they started easing me off whatever drugs they had me on and I became semi conscious while they had the camera deep inside of me. Didn't hurt, but it felt like I needed to take a big shit. Damn 2 times? How old are you if you dont mind me asking? You good now or was it something serious? --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940592616] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>LeperMessiahXX posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, twice in fact. First one was perfectly fine, but the second one they started easing me off whatever drugs they had me on and I became semi conscious while they had the camera deep inside of me. Didn't hurt, but it felt like I needed to take a big shit.</quote> Damn 2 times? How old are you if you dont mind me asking? You good now or was it something serious? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:05:58 PM #7:	SSJGrimReaper posted... do they give you your booty cam footage No, but they gave me pictures of my insides lol. --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940592642] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>do they give you your booty cam footage</quote> No, but they gave me pictures of my insides lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeperMessiahXX 06/12/20 11:07:05 PM #8:	SSJGrimReaper posted... do they give you your booty cam footage No but if they like you they will tell you all the stupid shit you said while you were drugged up. Apparently as I had a camera deep into my ass, I thought I was a gang leader and the nurses and doctors were my posse. --- Steve Rhoades >>> Jefferson D'Arcy Fight Me. <cite>LeperMessiahXX posted [p:940592677] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>do they give you your booty cam footage</quote>No but if they like you they will tell you all the stupid shit you said while you were drugged up. Apparently as I had a camera deep into my ass, I thought I was a gang leader and the nurses and doctors were my posse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 06/12/20 11:08:56 PM #9:	SSJGrimReaper posted... do they give you your booty cam footage My dad said he watched it while it was going on --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:940592725] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>do they give you your booty cam footage</quote>My dad said he watched it while it was going on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeperMessiahXX 06/12/20 11:11:03 PM #10:	DontHateMe posted... Damn 2 times? How old are you if you dont mind me asking? You good now or was it something serious? Soon to be 33. Yeah I'm fine, it turns out the problems I was having had something to do with me having auto immune disease markers. Technically I don't have anything, at least that they are aware of, but I guess I have certain markings that give me some problems. It's confusing, I don't even fully grasp it. My mom has a whole list of autoimmune diseases, so I'm assuming it's something she passed to me. --- Steve Rhoades >>> Jefferson D'Arcy Fight Me. <cite>LeperMessiahXX posted [p:940592797] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>DontHateMe posted... </cite> <quote>Damn 2 times? How old are you if you dont mind me asking? You good now or was it something serious?</quote>Soon to be 33. Yeah I'm fine, it turns out the problems I was having had something to do with me having auto immune disease markers. Technically I don't have anything, at least that they are aware of, but I guess I have certain markings that give me some problems. It's confusing, I don't even fully grasp it. My mom has a whole list of autoimmune diseases, so I'm assuming it's something she passed to me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 06/12/20 11:12:44 PM #11:	what if you got a hairy ass, do they tell you to shave your ass first --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:940592857] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>what if you got a hairy ass, do they tell you to shave your ass first </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/12/20 11:13:14 PM #12:	I've had at least six, probably more like 8. I'm 29. First was when I was 7 or so. I'm happy they're moving away from the Golytely for prep. That's the goddamn gallon of basically mucus. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:940592883] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>I've had at least six, probably more like 8. I'm 29. First was when I was 7 or so. I'm happy they're moving away from the Golytely for prep. That's the goddamn gallon of basically mucus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/12/20 11:13:22 PM #13:	SSJGrimReaper posted... what if you got a hairy ass, do they tell you to shave your ass first No. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:940592887] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>what if you got a hairy ass, do they tell you to shave your ass first</quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:18:14 PM #15:	LeperMessiahXX posted... Soon to be 33. Yeah I'm fine, it turns out the problems I was having had something to do with me having auto immune disease markers. Technically I don't have anything, at least that they are aware of, but I guess I have certain markings that give me some problems. It's confusing, I don't even fully grasp it. My mom has a whole list of autoimmune diseases, so I'm assuming it's something she passed to me. Wow, that does sound confusing. Good thing youre alright. My doctor told me I had some form of colitis, recommended to get a CT scan and to see him again after. Did all that and he says Im all good. I originally got the colonoscopy cuz there was blood in my stool for a bit. --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940593074] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>LeperMessiahXX posted... </cite> <quote>Soon to be 33. Yeah I'm fine, it turns out the problems I was having had something to do with me having auto immune disease markers. Technically I don't have anything, at least that they are aware of, but I guess I have certain markings that give me some problems. It's confusing, I don't even fully grasp it. My mom has a whole list of autoimmune diseases, so I'm assuming it's something she passed to me.</quote> Wow, that does sound confusing. Good thing youre alright. My doctor told me I had some form of colitis, recommended to get a CT scan and to see him again after. Did all that and he says Im all good. I originally got the colonoscopy cuz there was blood in my stool for a bit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 06/12/20 11:18:55 PM #16:	No, but I'm definitely interested. --- https://imgur.com/8DBAEJJ \| https://imgur.com/U2ZWTrH I never be, I never see, I never know <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:940593104] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>No, but I'm definitely interested. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sunburst 06/12/20 11:20:09 PM #17:	No, that's for old people. 50 and above. --- A True Friend leaves paw prints on your heart <cite>Sunburst posted [p:940593151] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>No, that's for old people. 50 and above. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:20:37 PM #18:	DrizztLink posted... I've had at least six, probably more like 8. I'm 29. First was when I was 7 or so. I'm happy they're moving away from the Golytely for prep. That's the goddamn gallon of basically mucus. For real? Maaan. The prep I had was some form of white powder and had to fill the gallon with water and shake that shit up. It had some sort of lemon taste, but ugh...I got real tired of it after the 3rd/4th cup. Shit is nasty. --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940593168] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>I've had at least six, probably more like 8. I'm 29. First was when I was 7 or so. I'm happy they're moving away from the Golytely for prep. That's the goddamn gallon of basically mucus.</quote> For real? Maaan. The prep I had was some form of white powder and had to fill the gallon with water and shake that shit up. It had some sort of lemon taste, but ugh...I got real tired of it after the 3rd/4th cup. Shit is nasty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:21:59 PM #19:	Future_Trunks posted... how old are ya'll ? why are ya'll getting scopes? did you guys get biopsies? Im 29, I was shitting blood. --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940593217] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Future_Trunks posted... </cite> <quote>how old are ya'll ? why are ya'll getting scopes? did you guys get biopsies?</quote> Im 29, I was shitting blood. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 06/12/20 11:23:13 PM #21:	DontHateMe posted... For real? Maaan. The prep I had was some form of white powder and had to fill the gallon with water and shake that shit up. It had some sort of lemon taste, but ugh...I got real tired of it after the 3rd/4th cup. Shit is nasty. That's the stuff. There's another one called Prepopik. 8 ounces of water, stir in some orange flavored powder. Gotta stir it for like 5 minutes and it gets weirdly warm, but a lot easier to down. Follow it with 4 or 5 more glasses of water. You do that twice, WAY better. Sunburst posted... No, that's for old people. 50 and above. Is it? Is it really? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:940593268] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>DontHateMe posted... </cite> <quote>For real? Maaan. The prep I had was some form of white powder and had to fill the gallon with water and shake that shit up. It had some sort of lemon taste, but ugh...I got real tired of it after the 3rd/4th cup. Shit is nasty.</quote>That's the stuff. There's another one called Prepopik. 8 ounces of water, stir in some orange flavored powder. Gotta stir it for like 5 minutes and it gets weirdly warm, but a lot easier to down. Follow it with 4 or 5 more glasses of water. You do that twice, WAY better. Sunburst posted... </cite> <quote>No, that's for old people. 50 and above.</quote>Is it? Is it really? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sunburst 06/12/20 11:25:41 PM #22:	I always heard 50 is recommended age. --- A True Friend leaves paw prints on your heart <cite>Sunburst posted [p:940593370] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>I always heard 50 is recommended age. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 06/12/20 11:27:45 PM #23:	Yes. ~~I had two in one week.~~ --- take me somewhere nice "Miss, can you tell me your address? I need an address...I need an address, so we can send help." <cite>EverDownward posted [p:940593459] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Yes. I had two in one week. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/12/20 11:28:24 PM #24:	Sunburst posted... I always heard 50 is recommended age. And here I am with like 8 of them before 30. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:940593492] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Sunburst posted... </cite> <quote>I always heard 50 is recommended age.</quote>And here I am with like 8 of them before 30. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Airhammy 06/12/20 11:29:06 PM #25:	No but I've had a cystoscopy. --- http://air-hammer.deviantart.com/ <cite>Airhammy posted [p:940593516] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>No but I've had a cystoscopy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 06/12/20 11:30:02 PM #26:	SSJGrimReaper posted... what if you got a hairy ass, do they tell you to shave your ass first I remember before my double hernia surgery they shaved off my stomach hair and pubes. My magnificent bush being gone was so wierd. --- My Mario Maker 2 Maker ID is J2K-RFD-K4G Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:940593548] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>what if you got a hairy ass, do they tell you to shave your ass first</quote> I remember before my double hernia surgery they shaved off my stomach hair and pubes. My magnificent bush being gone was so wierd. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:31:41 PM #27:	Future_Trunks posted... did the scope find anything? i had a sigmoidoscopy and colonoscopy everything came clean had some polyps tho shit scared me. Nah, it was weird. One day Im just shitting blood, not like my whole toilet is red, but you can obviously see blood in the stool. That and after wiping Id wipe blood. After about 2 weeks Im like ok this shit is no joke, I gotta be responsible and go to the doctor. I go to my doctor and she says she wants to check for hemorrhoids. Im like ahhh, damn...here it comes. She says I could either bend over or lay on my side and lift my leg up. I lifted my leg up and felt so uncomfortable physically. Shes got her finger in me and is twirling it around in different directions and asking me if shit hurts or if I feel pain. It did not feel good. Fast forward to the colonoscopy and the doctor said I have a form of colitis so he sets me up to get a CT scan. Fast forward again after the CT scan and the guy that did the colonoscopy says Im all good. No polyps and everything was good. I had no idea what was going on with my body through that period. Sigmoidoscopy is the one where it goes down your throat? --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940593599] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Future_Trunks posted... </cite> <quote>did the scope find anything? i had a sigmoidoscopy and colonoscopy everything came clean had some polyps tho shit scared me.</quote> Nah, it was weird. One day Im just shitting blood, not like my whole toilet is red, but you can obviously see blood in the stool. That and after wiping Id wipe blood. After about 2 weeks Im like ok this shit is no joke, I gotta be responsible and go to the doctor. I go to my doctor and she says she wants to check for hemorrhoids. Im like ahhh, damn...here it comes. She says I could either bend over or lay on my side and lift my leg up. I lifted my leg up and felt so uncomfortable physically. Shes got her finger in me and is twirling it around in different directions and asking me if shit hurts or if I feel pain. It did not feel good. Fast forward to the colonoscopy and the doctor said I have a form of colitis so he sets me up to get a CT scan. Fast forward again after the CT scan and the guy that did the colonoscopy says Im all good. No polyps and everything was good. I had no idea what was going on with my body through that period. Sigmoidoscopy is the one where it goes down your throat? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePieReborn 06/12/20 11:33:24 PM #28:	Yep. The worst part is the whole... "cleansing" bit. Thankfully when I had it done I was able to take a small TV and my PS2/Gamecube with me into the bathroom. >_> --- Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire! <cite>ThePieReborn posted [p:940593646] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Yep. The worst part is the whole... "cleansing" bit. Thankfully when I had it done I was able to take a small TV and my PS2/Gamecube with me into the bathroom. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:35:44 PM #29:	DrizztLink posted... That's the stuff. There's another one called Prepopik. 8 ounces of water, stir in some orange flavored powder. Gotta stir it for like 5 minutes and it gets weirdly warm, but a lot easier to down. Follow it with 4 or 5 more glasses of water. You do that twice, WAY better. Is it? Is it really? It sounds better. I could tolerate the taste although it wasnt pleasant. The thing that got me was being so full and still having to drink. Felt weird taking a shit with absolutely no shit in it. --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940593717] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>That's the stuff. There's another one called Prepopik. 8 ounces of water, stir in some orange flavored powder. Gotta stir it for like 5 minutes and it gets weirdly warm, but a lot easier to down. Follow it with 4 or 5 more glasses of water. You do that twice, WAY better. Is it? Is it really?</quote>It sounds better. I could tolerate the taste although it wasnt pleasant. The thing that got me was being so full and still having to drink. Felt weird taking a shit with absolutely no shit in it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DespondentDeity 06/12/20 11:37:40 PM #30:	Did you weigh yourself before and after the dumpening? --- https://imgur.com/8DBAEJJ \| https://imgur.com/U2ZWTrH I never be, I never see, I never know <cite>DespondentDeity posted [p:940593789] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Did you weigh yourself before and after the dumpening? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:41:20 PM #31:	Airhammy posted... No but I've had a cystoscopy. Ahhh shit. Were you shook? How was that for you? --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940593903] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Airhammy posted... </cite> <quote>No but I've had a cystoscopy.</quote>Ahhh shit. Were you shook? How was that for you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DontHateMe 06/12/20 11:42:54 PM #32:	DespondentDeity posted... Did you weigh yourself before and after the dumpening? I weighed myself the day of the colonoscopy cuz I wasnt allowed to drink water. I deadass lost like 11-12lbs. --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940593950] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>DespondentDeity posted... </cite> <quote>Did you weigh yourself before and after the dumpening?</quote> I weighed myself the day of the colonoscopy cuz I wasnt allowed to drink water. I deadass lost like 11-12lbs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Airhammy 06/13/20 12:16:23 AM #34:	DontHateMe posted... Ahhh shit. Were you shook? How was that for you? The procedure lasted less than 4min and there was a little pain at times. Luckily nothing was wrong with me. In fact I think the tube shifted something and helped heal the problem. --- http://air-hammer.deviantart.com/ <cite>Airhammy posted [p:940594997] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>DontHateMe posted... </cite> <quote>Ahhh shit. Were you shook? How was that for you?</quote> The procedure lasted less than 4min and there was a little pain at times. Luckily nothing was wrong with me. In fact I think the tube shifted something and helped heal the problem. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DontHateMe 06/13/20 12:26:10 AM #36:	Airhammy posted... The procedure lasted less than 4min and there was a little pain at times. Luckily nothing was wrong with me. In fact I think the tube shifted something and helped heal the problem. I guess my imagination is making look worse than what it actually is. Glad youre gucci. --- Too Complicated. <cite>DontHateMe posted [p:940595281] in Ever have ... [t:78767852]...</cite> <quote>Airhammy posted... </cite> <quote>The procedure lasted less than 4min and there was a little pain at times. Luckily nothing was wrong with me. In fact I think the tube shifted something and helped heal the problem.</quote> I guess my imagination is making look worse than what it actually is. Glad youre gucci. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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