Current Events > Have you ever lied on your resume

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have you?

I never said I hadn't committed any crimes -- only that I've never been convicted of any crimes. :v

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Not really. But I just put the year I was there for jobs where I was there for less than a year. Which I guess is omitting information, but I dont even remember the months for the ones that were further back.

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Yes, with contacts to call. Hard to have contacts when you have zero friends and you can't use your family [says you can't] and past co-workers [don't have a number], so I'll include my Step-Dad because he has a different last name, but that's all I got before having to make people up

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Yes, with contacts to call. Hard to have contacts when you have zero friends and you can't use your family [says you can't] and past co-workers [don't have a number], so I'll include my Step-Dad because he has a different last name, but that's all I got before having to make people up

you made people up? did any of them ever call the people, and then called you?

Yes, I have lied every time I updated my resume, and I actually have different resumes based on what type of a job I want. I own my home and have about $120K in equity on it. I also have most material items I've ever wanted in life and am a very successful person by conventional standards.

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Yeah I told them I'm responsible LMFAO

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Touch posted...

Yeah I told them I'm responsible LMFAO

I mean I guess if stuff lile that counts then sometimes I put stuff like "analytical" or "good at team work" which may or may not be true

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GranTurismo posted...

you made people up? did any of them ever call the people, and then called you?

I haven't had that many jobs, I have been at jobs for a long time

Burggerville [Had real references] - 2 years
Painting houses - No resume filled out - 2 Summers
Pumping Gas - No resume to fill out. Went in, they were down a person, started working - 5 years
Installing Rolling Shutters - No Resume, same guy as pointing houses - 3 years
Pumping Gas - NO resume, same location - 1 year
Grain Plant - No Resume, aunt got me the job in Montana - 2 years
School kitchen - No resume, mom got me the job - 4 years now

So, no, I never got hired for putting in the wrong contracts, but I don't know for sure it it was because I never really had to fill any out to look for a job. I've only filled out like maybe 10 in my life


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