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marthsheretoo
06/11/20 6:29:10 PM
#51:


gunplagirl posted...
I have promoted myself to help oversee all facets of life here.

First order of business, we've run out of food so we need outside topics to donate to us. In particular, we want medium rare steaks, bacon, fries, and all the cereal and milk you can bring us.

Any update on this? I'm hungry.

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Kildread
06/11/20 6:30:17 PM
#52:


marthsheretoo posted...
Any update on this? I'm hungry.

That's not very autonomous of you.


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gunplagirl
06/11/20 6:30:44 PM
#53:


marthsheretoo posted...
Any update on this? I'm hungry.
We might have to resort to cannibalism on the first night. We'll start with the world's fattest man, back from his one way journey to Mars. (Jfc how long ago was that a thing?)

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NES4EVER
06/11/20 6:47:44 PM
#54:


I asked you guys what you needed from the store and only 2 people responded. Such disorganization in this anarchy camp.

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cerealbox760
06/11/20 6:48:05 PM
#55:


gunplagirl posted...
We might have to resort to cannibalism on the first night. We'll start with the world's fattest man, back from his one way journey to Mars. (Jfc how long ago was that a thing?)
As the minister of defense, I regret to inform you that the homeless have ate worlds fattest man. How do we proceed? I have a one man army ready to be mobilized
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cerealbox760
06/11/20 6:48:54 PM
#56:


NES4EVER posted...
I asked you guys what you needed from the store and only 2 people responded. Such disorganization in this anarchy camp.
A mod sympathizer! Seize him!!!! @Master_Bass
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marthsheretoo
06/11/20 7:21:50 PM
#57:


NES4EVER posted...
I asked you guys what you needed from the store and only 2 people responded. Such disorganization in this anarchy camp.

It was supposed to be different this time!

Anyway, I hear we're getting a cow so we should be good on that front until it dies.

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obeseexplosive
06/11/20 7:46:15 PM
#58:


NES4EVER posted...
I asked you guys what you needed from the store and only 2 people responded. Such disorganization in this anarchy camp.
We gold fish food for the barracudas

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TaiIs82
06/11/20 10:37:43 PM
#59:


I DEMAND an end to spoilers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q82twrdr0U

Hamilton gets shot at the end

I asked you guys what you needed from the store

Autonomy.

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NES4EVER
06/11/20 11:24:12 PM
#60:


TaiIs82 posted...
I DEMAND an end to spoilers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q82twrdr0U

Hamilton gets shot at the end

I asked you guys what you needed from the store

Autonomy.

Fresh outta that bud. How about some honey nut Cheerios?

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TaiIs82
06/11/20 11:34:52 PM
#61:


How about you tell Big Cereal that their corporate products aren't welcome here unless they support my petition: 500 blackmanass in honor of George Floyd (not one less)

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ThePieReborn
06/12/20 12:11:53 AM
#63:


DuranOfForcena posted...
i hereby declare by the power of my own sovereign authority all weeb shit henceforth to be banned from this autonomous zone
You monster! This insane social experiment has gone too far this time.

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TaiIs82
06/12/20 12:37:12 AM
#64:


The most important issue, imo, is making sure the autonomous zone is controlled by the Autonomous Solidarity group and not the Solidarity for Autonomy group.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 12:53:32 AM
#65:


TaiIs82 posted...
The most important issue, imo, is making sure the autonomous zone is controlled by the Autonomous Solidarity group and not the Solidarity for Autonomy group.
But can we ban the Judeans people's front

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 3:00:47 AM
#66:


From your silence I believe you stand with the people's front of Judea. Bunch of spitters

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Nitro378
06/12/20 3:30:31 AM
#67:


All power to the CHAZ!

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TaiIs82
06/12/20 3:30:49 AM
#68:


What? No, I'm from the People's People's Front of People and we can ban whoever we want. That's what autonomous means.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 3:35:52 AM
#69:


TaiIs82 posted...
What? No, I'm from the People's People's Front of People and we can ban whoever we want. That's what autonomous means.
Your not denying what Judean party of people your standing for tho.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 3:42:04 AM
#70:


Who's even in charge anymore I just want my barracudas to have equal rights

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ThePieReborn
06/12/20 3:45:23 AM
#71:


obeseexplosive posted...
Who's even in charge anymore I just want my barracudas to have equal rights
Fish are food.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 3:49:17 AM
#72:


ThePieReborn posted...
Fish are food.
Yes we need fish to feed the barracudas

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ThePieReborn
06/12/20 3:51:52 AM
#73:


obeseexplosive posted...
Yes we need fish to feed the barracudas
No I'm trying to be speciest against your barracudas. >=[

Ur barracudas suck.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 4:00:53 AM
#74:


ThePieReborn posted...
Ur barracudas suck.
Wow. They don't suck. They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Do you know how hard it is to have aquatic creatures be your first line of defense when there was no water around?

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NES4EVER
06/12/20 4:20:31 AM
#75:


I cannot pronounce baccaruda.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 4:27:37 AM
#76:


NES4EVER posted...
I cannot pronounce baccaruda.
Nor can you spell it it seems

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 4:37:42 AM
#77:


obeseexplosive posted...
Nor can you spell it it seems
I'm drunk when I said that

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TaiIs82
06/12/20 4:39:26 AM
#78:


Is the mod willing to take a knee?

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 4:46:17 AM
#79:


TaiIs82 posted...
Is the mod willing to take a knee?
Bacon won't even take a knee

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 5:40:57 AM
#80:


Bring the barracudas

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Shotgunnova
06/12/20 6:51:05 AM
#81:


ThePieReborn posted...
What if I carve moderators' faces into the chicken tenders and assign random values based upon how their names make me feel?


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gunplagirl
06/12/20 7:52:52 AM
#82:


cerealbox760 posted...
As the minister of defense, I regret to inform you that the homeless have ate worlds fattest man. How do we proceed? I have a one man army ready to be mobilized
I guess we'll have to give the homeless homes. Who is in charge of housing? They're fired, but also the concept of firing might be offensive to some so instead they're being reassigned to replace the world's fastest man.

Have the army I dunno, do a jet fly over to show how powerful they are.

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Artemis86
06/12/20 8:06:12 AM
#83:


obeseexplosive posted...
Wow. They don't suck. They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Do you know how hard it is to have aquatic creatures be your first line of defense when there was no water around?
Barricades and fences dont keep people out. Moats do.

You needed an e-moat surrounding your zone, and filled with barracudas.
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marthsheretoo
06/12/20 8:11:37 AM
#84:


The only way to stop a bad barracuda with a gun is a good barracuda with a gun.

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gunplagirl
06/12/20 8:13:56 AM
#85:


marthsheretoo posted...
The only way to stop a bad barracuda with a gun is a good barracuda with a gun.
Barracudas can't use guns

Therefore they can never rise up to declare their autonomy from the autonomous zone

Definitely not slavery though

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 1:45:27 PM
#86:


Sexy not slave barracudas

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TheRealDill2000
06/12/20 1:54:09 PM
#87:


NES4EVER (Modderator) posted...
I asked you guys what you needed from the store and only 2 people responded. Such disorganization in this anarchy camp.

I thought mods were banned?
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gunplagirl
06/12/20 1:54:10 PM
#88:


Speaking of sexy, all the funds that got combined for the CEAZ have disappeared. In an unrelated story, guess who just got money for another boob job? <3 I got it all donated to me by @CyricZ what a swell guy.

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CyricZ
06/12/20 2:09:45 PM
#89:


I have a prepared statement:

Let it be known throughout the CEAZ that the funds earmarked for "enhancement" have been properly allocated to their assigned destination(s) as voted upon in the scheduled convocation known as "Big Ass Titties Referendum" which everyone was invited to and yet two people attended. Having properly established the convocation, a motion was made and a resolution was approved by the attending members as to the allocation of the funds. You can read all the minutes of this convocation on the website and we ask that any additional comments on the referendum be submitted in triplicate through the proper channels and before the close of the business day.

Thank you.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 2:20:56 PM
#90:


This is bullshit. I would flip a table if I had one

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gunplagirl
06/12/20 3:17:55 PM
#91:


CyricZ posted...
I have a prepared statement:

Thank you.
Such formalities.

obeseexplosive posted...
This is bullshit. I would flip a table if I had one
Anger that might start a riot? Clearly an outside agitator. *I whisper into my earpiece* There's a turd in the swimming pool.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 3:26:39 PM
#92:


We have a pool?

Hey wait a minute did you just call me a turd?

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ThePieReborn
06/12/20 3:30:24 PM
#93:


Silence is not consent! #TittyAccountability

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gunplagirl
06/12/20 3:45:14 PM
#94:


obeseexplosive posted...
We have a pool?

Hey wait a minute did you just call me a turd?
It's figurative. But yeah, we're gonna literally scoop you up with a net and then throw you in the trash. :P

ThePieReborn posted...
Silence is not consent! #TittyAccountability
Fine, I'll share my boobs with everyone, if you swear fealty to me.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 3:56:00 PM
#95:


gunplagirl posted...
It's figurative. But yeah, we're gonna literally scoop you up with a net and then throw you in the trash. :P
Trash can would be cooler. I'd change my name to Skid mark the grouch and have my barracudas preform menial tasks for the good of the community.

They'd sing at bar mitzvahs to

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ThePieReborn
06/12/20 3:59:24 PM
#96:


gunplagirl posted...
Fine, I'll share my boobs with everyone, if you swear fealty to me.
I know how this ends up. I've seen Game of Thrones.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 4:03:20 PM
#97:


ThePieReborn posted...
I know how this ends up. I've seen Game of Thrones.
I'm fairly certain nobodies gonna throw you off a tower. Probably will cut your dick off though

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gunplagirl
06/12/20 4:19:18 PM
#98:


obeseexplosive posted...
Trash can would be cooler. I'd change my name to Skid mark the grouch and have my barracudas preform menial tasks for the good of the community.

They'd sing at bar mitzvahs to
Mazel tov

ThePieReborn posted...
I know how this ends up. I've seen Game of Thrones.
But I don't like dragons

obeseexplosive posted...
I'm fairly certain nobodies gonna throw you off a tower. Probably will cut your dick off though
Oh. New rule, all those who serve in defense of the CEAZ must have their testes removed.

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obeseexplosive
06/12/20 4:21:50 PM
#99:


Do barracudas have testicles?

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ThePieReborn
06/12/20 4:23:02 PM
#100:


._.

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