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casio_guy
06/09/20 9:24:02 PM
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i'm just sitting in my room and i see this ball of black flying at my window, hear a thud and it falls

go outside and it's a bat just chilling there... i thought it was hurt at first cus he was kinda crawling around, i go to pick him up and he just noped the fuck out of my yard

what's the deal with bats?

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SaltyWet
06/09/20 9:24:41 PM
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Don't interact with any other animals for a few days so whatever it dropped can't find an intermediate host.

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Odoylerules
06/09/20 9:25:37 PM
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Thats what you get for living in a cave Batman
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LastTomorrow
06/09/20 9:26:34 PM
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It's a sign. You should take up the cowl of the bat

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SolidShadow3
06/09/20 9:31:37 PM
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You're gonna get the 'Rona

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Strider102
06/09/20 9:32:16 PM
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You're now Coronaman

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SrRd_RacinG
06/09/20 9:33:00 PM
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Smackems
06/09/20 9:33:17 PM
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Was it a cute bat or demon bat

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Wii_Shaker
06/09/20 9:33:45 PM
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I had a bat fly into my apartment before. It was fun.

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KiwiTerraRizing
06/09/20 9:33:49 PM
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No glove?

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PowerOats
06/09/20 9:34:09 PM
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Do bats really carry that much diseases?
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TheoryzC
06/09/20 9:34:18 PM
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You know what you must do now

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mach25687
06/09/20 9:35:24 PM
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PowerOats posted...
Do bats really carry that much diseases?
Yep, dude should be glad it didn't have Rabies.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/09/20 9:36:25 PM
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I like random animal moments. The other day I walked out to look at lightening and there was a opossum right to the right of my stairs. So I asked what he was doing. He slowly turned away and walked around the corner and disappeared. He was a big poppa mother fucker too.

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TheGoldenEel
06/09/20 9:37:11 PM
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I had one in my house once, had to catch it in a plastic container and let it outside

not sure how it got in but I never saw another one

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Smackems
06/09/20 9:37:33 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I like random animal moments. The other day I walked out to look at lightening and there was a opossum right to the right of my stairs. So I asked what he was doing. He slowly turned away and walked around the corner and disappeared. He was a big poppa mother fucker too.
I get possums eating next to raccoons and cats on my porch. Good shit

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PkmTrainerAbram
06/09/20 9:41:19 PM
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Possums are blessings.

There was once a baby skunk that my dad fed every day for a year around the house, kinda sort of as a pet(never touched it for obvious reasons), and the whole time it lived there he had absolutely no pests around his house lmao.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/09/20 9:44:23 PM
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PkmTrainerAbram posted...
Possums are blessings.

There was once a baby skunk that my dad fed every day for a year around the house, kinda sort of as a pet(never touched it for obvious reasons), and the whole time it lived there he had absolutely no pests around his house lmao.

I just heard scratching in my walls earlier. So I need a baby skunk?

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PkmTrainerAbram
06/09/20 9:46:02 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I just heard scratching in my walls earlier. So I need a baby skunk?

Don't do it, trust me.<_<

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Zack_Attackv1
06/09/20 9:46:43 PM
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MabusIncarnate
06/09/20 9:48:16 PM
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They are insanely common around here, i've had them randomly fly into me when i'm outside with the dog or peeing on a tree.

Their vision pretty much sucks I think.

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Smackems
06/09/20 9:49:28 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I just heard scratching in my walls earlier. So I need a baby skunk?
Hell yeah

Cute buggers. Till they do that thing. I've heard you can get them de-skunked but dunno if that's true

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SSJGrimReaper
06/09/20 9:49:48 PM
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bats are basically flying rats

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Guerrilla Soldier
06/09/20 9:50:29 PM
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so now that you're Coronaman, do you save people from Rona or do you give people Rona?

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mach25687
06/09/20 9:51:09 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
bats are basically flying rats
No, you mean chicken of the cave.

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SSJGrimReaper
06/09/20 9:52:05 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
so now that you're Coronaman, do you save people from Rona or do you give people Rona?

he has to absorb it first to give it like a vampire but instead of blood its rona

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Hicks233
06/09/20 9:52:43 PM
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Used to have a bat that would get in the window and chill out on top of the wardrobe. Used to play Radiohead for it. It brought a friend one time that spazzed out when I put street spirit on and shit everywhere. Its friend was just sat on top of the wardrobe with a "what the fuck?!" expression on its face.

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Tyranthraxus
06/09/20 9:53:02 PM
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PowerOats posted...
Do bats really carry that much diseases?
Yeah. Bats have a super aggressive immune system so diseases have to be a real ornery pain in the fucking ass to persist in bats.

Rabies is actually still lethal to them, though. You can't fuck with rabies it's a death sentence.

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Blue_Inigo
06/09/20 10:04:43 PM
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Eat it and gain its power

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TheoryzC
06/09/20 10:06:01 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
bats are basically flying rats
https://youtu.be/K7hmzSMId_c

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