Current Events > I got my macbook and iPad.

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How do beta soyboy cuck hipsters dress?
I wanna be the stereotype

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That stereotype hasn't existed for almost a decade, and the only people who still associate Apple with hipsters are out-of-touch neckbeards.

If I were you I'd still sell both and assuming you have a normal iPad, get an iPad Pro.

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You don't get it.
I need to impress the 50 year old teaching lady who I want to marry.

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Microsoft > Apple

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Get a grip man

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apple is trash company
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People I deal with the fuckery of windows daily in my damn job
Do you know how often I hear "MR BRUTAI SIR WHY WINDOWS NO DO WHAT I WANT?!" and I have to explain "Windows sucks, there was a fucking reason you were all on Macs for over two decades and nobody complained"

But I still need an iPhone

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Don't have sex with co-workers please. That will lead to in class drama. Please think about all those kids education. Imagine walking into a classroom to fix a computer problem and the teacher is like all mad why don't you text me back anymore? The kids will know what's up and clearly it's not your pee pee.

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It's teenagers, they know
A lot of teachers are already involved because they're lifers and tend to marry other staff

So far the fact I can smile and explain things apparently has "amazed" everyone with my "people skills"

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Fine fine. Sleep with 1. No more than 1. That's not fair to other people trying to have sex like me.

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Some of the boys already hate me.
There's one teacher who's barely out of college and they all like her and I walked in, disrupted her class all to say hello to her.


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Alright topics like these going forward require pics. It's part of Gamefaqs new guidelines.

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There are three reasons I won't ever provide pictures
I would get fired
I would get doxxed
There's no way in fucking Hell I'm going to share pictures of the women I work with because it violates their privacy

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CreepySmile posted...

People I deal with the fuckery of windows daily in my damn job
Do you know how often I hear "MR BRUTAI SIR WHY WINDOWS NO DO WHAT I WANT?!" and I have to explain "Windows sucks, there was a fucking reason you were all on Macs for over two decades and nobody complained"

But I still need an iPhone

Fake news. I have to deal with apple bullshit at work and it's always much more of a pain in the ass than windows. Mr brutai sir doesn't know what he's talking about tbh
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Yeah remember when I had to call Apple Support for the locked iPad here at work? Luckily they fixed it and the people I spoke with were great. I can fix most Windows stuff without support.

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Thing about Windows is while I can fix most thing or just reimage it, it's more that it bothers me when I have to troubleshoot my own issues

Like I just want a fucking machine I can turn on without HAHA UPDATES! HEY LISTEN WE MADE EDGE DEFAULT AGAIN FOR YOU CAUSE YOU CHANGED IT

It's not even a case of Windows being annoying to admin, it's annoying to fucking use.

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Windows does that to make sure as IT you haven't lost your touch. Practice makes perfect. Now be a nice boy and set Chrome as my default since I don't know how to <_<

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I've never had an update do annoying shit to edge. I didn't even uninstall it. I don't use it and I would have forgotten it exists if not for having a good memory lol shrug emoji
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windows key, type in default, change it in default apps


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You'll need to physically come over man and show me where this "windows" key is. I have my house keys in my pocket. Does that help?

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My theory is the women I like know I like them and always insist I come over in person so I can look at them

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You need to move to the next stage...

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But the next stage involves like... talking

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Buy a prepaid phone for dirt cheap. Give it to the teacher. Exit classroom and text her and ask her out after lots of texting.

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And here I was ready to send a selfie. :P

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No my plan is even better.
Convince one of the students she totally would date him, then he asks her if she's in a relationship and if she's not, boom, I ask her out
in my dreams

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Make sure he asks during recess as is the protocol at schools for asking out via colleagues.

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Honestly I wonder if the last It guy was just a pervert who couldn't stop staring or was just asocial

Because apparently nobody liked him but so far all the women like me

Perhaps it's beccause they know I'm not after them romantically but instead what them to insult me

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Now that I have about 30 seconds of using the macbook my favourite thing: NO FUCKING BLOATWARE

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CreepySmile posted...

Now that I have about 30 seconds of using the macbook my favourite thing: NO FUCKING BLOATWARE

Dude, snag Malwarebytes anyway. Just in case. Rare but annoying.

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A teacher proposed to his coworker at a school assembly where I used to work. You should do that.

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TBH, I'm treating this thing as though I'm completely new to computers. Good call on Malwarebytes, had no idea it was on Mac
Although this is pretty fun from their page about Mac antivirus:
Browser pop ups get in your face, earnestly recommending fake updates or other fake software

Aka Windows with Candy Crush

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ApherosyLove posted...

A teacher proposed to his coworker at a school assembly where I used to work. You should do that.

Out of the ones I actually can have a friendly chat with: one is married (though does have a daughter in college so who knows if she turns into her mom in 20 years I'll marry her), two may be married, one is gay and the other has a baby recently so she miiiiight be in a relationship

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CreepySmile posted...

TBH, I'm treating this thing as though I'm completely new to computers. Good call on Malwarebytes, had no idea it was on Mac
Although this is pretty fun from their page about Mac antivirus:
Browser pop ups get in your face, earnestly recommending fake updates or other fake software

Aka Windows with Candy Crush

It happens. Safari's pretty good about blocking attempts, but I still see the occasional browser home page/search hijack. I'd probably still be using Chrome if it weren't for iCloud syncing my Safari tabs across devices, though.

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Um, okay.
What does that have to do with proposing in an assembly?

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The23rdMagus posted...

I'd probably still be using Chrome if it weren't for iCloud syncing my Safari tabs across devices, though.

Is that live if it's all on wifi?

Like if I have something on my phone then go to the computer, it'll still be there?

ApherosyLove posted...

Um, okay.
What does that have to do with proposing in an assembly?

One can only propose to a teacher that can say yes
Those in relationships will not say yes

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Waaait so the 50 year old teacher you want to marry is in a relationship?

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CreepySmile posted...

Is that live if it's all on wifi?

Like if I have something on my phone then go to the computer, it'll still be there?

As long as you're signed into iCloud, yeah. Basically when you start to open a new tab on iOS you'll see a list of open tabs on your Mac and can pull up the same site. I use it for guides all the time.

Also: now's a good time to take any Humble Bundle ePub books and load them into the Books app - they'll show up on your iPad too.

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She's probably like 45 but yes she is married and I only want to marry her because she was the one who started encouraging me to just walk into her class if I needed anything

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Aww that's really cute!

murder the husband.

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All I remember was "my husband said it has some sort of virus and it's my daughter's computer and he's really good with computers but he said to take it to a PC shop or something" followed by "oh thank you I owe you so much for fixing it"

I will replace the husband after the CIA remove him back to his home country of Unknown Land.

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Or murder.

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Look I'm happy enough that she considers me more impressive with computers and I saved her daughters college work

It's a simple concept of being the Alpha Male and showing her my value is higher than her husbands
And then meeting the husband and convincing him to become an alcohol so his value is even lower then I replace him.

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CreepySmile posted...

It's a simple concept of being the Alpha Male and showing her my value is higher than her husbands

So you bought a Mac? ;)

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The23rdMagus posted...

So you bought a Mac? ;)

Yes to show her I can afford to spend money on expensive paperweights

Though I got a Mac because of the other lady who has one and it was fun to use.

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CreepySmile posted...

Yes to show her I can afford to spend money on expensive paperweights

Though I got a Mac because of the other lady who has one and it was fun to use.

I'm fucking with you. You'll adjust fine. Enjoy the wasteland of devs not bothering to make 64-bit versions of their shit despite being warned for years, though.

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Nah I kknow you are, I wasn't serious
So far it seems good. I'm still just amazed turning it on for the first time doesn't mean "reinstall Windows, spend an hour setting it up, then using it"

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You beat be installing Adobe Reader, too.
Bitches love Adobe Reader.

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I actually have no idea what PDF viewer they even us at the school
But it sure as heck ain't gonna be Acrobat
Adobe is bad.

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It's like you don't want to get laid.

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