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NotYou
06/08/20 12:58:10 PM
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I am the undisputed master of low-post topics. You can't find anyone who does it better.
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deupd_u2
06/08/20 12:59:02 PM
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*Ahem*
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NotYou
06/08/20 1:07:00 PM
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deupd_u2 posted...
*Ahem*
shit, you right

deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic

I guess I'm only second best.

tfw you can't even be ignored right
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TheAnthraxBunny
06/08/20 1:12:45 PM
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NotYou posted...
deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
Where do you find this out?

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NotYou
06/08/20 1:15:56 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Where do you find this out?
You know, that site. And you can't step in this topic, kid.

deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
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Pus_N_Pecans
06/08/20 1:19:12 PM
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NotYou posted...
You know, that site. And you can't step in this topic, kid.

deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
That's a real thing? I have no idea what mine would be, but I'm assuming high since I have a private board.

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NotYou
06/08/20 1:28:05 PM
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...
That's a real thing? I have no idea what mine would be, but I'm assuming high since I have a private board.
Well, I can't count your private board. It's just for here. Anyway, you don't stand a ghost of a chance with the girl bump!

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Sometimes things don't just get handed to you.

deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34 posts/topic
DuranOfForcena: 41.3 posts/topic

lol rookies
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ApherosyLove
06/08/20 1:29:44 PM
#10:


Do me, do me!

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RedJackson
06/08/20 1:30:11 PM
#11:


Can you do me? Lul
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RoyalPeach
06/08/20 1:30:56 PM
#12:


be more interesting

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Butterfiles
06/08/20 1:33:02 PM
#13:


Huh now

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NotYou
06/08/20 1:35:02 PM
#14:


(RedJackson: 3 posts/topic) - must have 25 topics to qualify. You only have 1. Go make some more topics and try again.
deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
ApherosyLove: 14.84 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
RoyalPeach: 18.29 posts/topic
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34 posts/topic
DuranOfForcena: 41.3 posts/topic
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RoyalPeach
06/08/20 1:35:56 PM
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pus n pecans is higher because shes prettier than us

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Cobra1010
06/08/20 1:35:59 PM
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Nah thats me.

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nevershine
06/08/20 1:38:45 PM
#17:


me! me! me next!

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gamer167
06/08/20 1:39:08 PM
#18:


To 500!
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NotYou
06/08/20 1:39:23 PM
#19:


deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
Cobra1010: 10.66 posts/topic (finally a worthy challenger appears, but it looks like you fell short)
ApherosyLove: 14.84 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
Butterfiles: 15.32 posts/topic
RoyalPeach: 18.29 posts/topic
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34 posts/topic
DuranOfForcena: 41.3 posts/topic
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dj1200
06/08/20 1:39:32 PM
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*stealth try for a high post topic*

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Vicious_Dios
06/08/20 1:41:38 PM
#21:


I'm curious about mine.

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Parappa09
06/08/20 1:42:23 PM
#22:


what's my ratio TC?

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Pus_N_Pecans
06/08/20 1:42:33 PM
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NotYou posted...
Well, I can't count your private board. It's just for here.
Oh really? What is this thing? (Also I feel like I definitely haven't made 25 topics here)

RoyalPeach posted...
pus n pecans is higher because shes prettier than us
Oh c'mon, that's not true...And to be fair, I really don't look that nice most of the time. I only post pics when I'm trying.

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NotYou
06/08/20 1:43:14 PM
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deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
nevershine: 10.22 posts/topic (I acknowledge defeat to this gentleman)
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
Cobra1010: 10.66 posts/topic
gamer167: 13.44 posts/topic
ApherosyLove: 14.84 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
Butterfiles: 15.32 posts/topic
RoyalPeach: 18.29 posts/topic
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34 posts/topic
DuranOfForcena: 41.3 posts/topic
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nevershine
06/08/20 1:45:10 PM
#25:


yay!
this topic will bring you up in posts, tho I feel.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/20 1:46:32 PM
#26:


Im definitely gonna place high on this.

Does it count topics I delete?

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monkmith
06/08/20 1:51:02 PM
#27:


my topics die a very boring death, it should be low... though seeing i've only made like 5 in the last 5 years its probably not lower then TCs.

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NotYou
06/08/20 1:52:20 PM
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dj1200 posted...
*stealth try for a high post topic*
I'm playing some 5D chess right now, let me tell you.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Does it count topics I delete?
Of course not. That would be cheating.

deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
nevershine: 10.22 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
Cobra1010: 10.66 posts/topic
Lost_All_Senses: 11.34 posts/topic
Vicious_Dios: 12 posts/topic (you had a chance until that 'Petition to ban TC' topic)
dj1200: 12.7 posts/topic
gamer167: 13.44 posts/topic
ApherosyLove: 14.84 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
Butterfiles: 15.32 posts/topic
RoyalPeach: 18.29 posts/topic
Parappa09: 18.42 posts/topic
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34 posts/topic
DuranOfForcena: 41.3 posts/topic
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Vicious_Dios
06/08/20 1:53:13 PM
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NotYou posted...
Vicious_Dios: 12 posts/topic (you had a chance until that 'Petition to ban TC' topic)

Oh, shit, I forgot about that thread.

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MarthGoomba
06/08/20 1:53:17 PM
#30:


I think I have a good chance here
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NotYou
06/08/20 1:59:44 PM
#31:


MarthGoomba: 7.38 posts/topic (my god, this is a master of his craft)
(monkmith: 8.33 posts/topic) (9 topics? Gee, don't strain yourself. You don't count.)
deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
nevershine: 10.22 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
Cobra1010: 10.66 posts/topic
Lost_All_Senses: 11.34 posts/topic
Vicious_Dios: 12 posts/topic
dj1200: 12.7 posts/topic
gamer167: 13.44 posts/topic
ApherosyLove: 14.84 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
Butterfiles: 15.32 posts/topic
RoyalPeach: 18.29 posts/topic
Parappa09: 18.42 posts/topic
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34 posts/topic
DuranOfForcena: 41.3 posts/topic
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KookyCouture
06/08/20 2:00:48 PM
#32:


what is this
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Lost_All_Senses
06/08/20 2:02:59 PM
#33:


NotYou posted...
Of course not. That would be cheating

Lol. Id definitely be at like 3 posts per topic if so. I usually make a topic and realize a second later I don't actually want to deal with the certain CEmen my topics attract.

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NotYou
06/08/20 2:07:22 PM
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MarthGoomba: 7.38 posts/topic
deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89 posts/topic
nevershine: 10.22 posts/topic
NotYou: 10.44 posts/topic
Cobra1010: 10.66 posts/topic
Lost_All_Senses: 11.34 posts/topic
Vicious_Dios: 12 posts/topic
dj1200: 12.7 posts/topic
gamer167: 13.44 posts/topic
ApherosyLove: 14.84 posts/topic
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92 posts/topic
Butterfiles: 15.32 posts/topic
RoyalPeach: 18.29 posts/topic
Parappa09: 18.42 posts/topic
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34 posts/topic
KookyCouture: 28.46 posts/topic (DuranOfForcena recommends you take up Star Trek -- that's the only way you could get worse at this)
DuranOfForcena: 41.3 posts/topic
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NotYou
06/08/20 7:47:56 PM
#35:


Last bump to see if anyone else can compete with me or even unseat the venerable MarthGoomba.

Edit: What a perfect way to die. With a whimper.
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TheAnthraxBunny
06/10/20 12:57:48 AM
#36:


Tbh I was expecting to be higher up.

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MabusIncarnate
06/10/20 12:59:32 AM
#37:


I thought i'd be low but honestly I make the drinking thread sometimes and that always hits 500

What's mine?

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Proofpyros
06/10/20 1:02:41 AM
#38:


How you do dat
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TreyFlowers
06/10/20 1:05:05 AM
#39:


Post, do me

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shnangyboos
06/10/20 1:06:17 AM
#40:


I beg to differ.

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NotYou
06/10/20 7:20:22 AM
#41:


Okay, I suppose if people are going to post in here then I need to complete the list.

MarthGoomba: 7.38
deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89
Sunhawk: 9.59
shnangyboos: 9.84
nevershine: 10.22
NotYou: 10.44
sauceje: 10.55
Cobra1010: 10.66
Foppe: 11.2
Lost_All_Senses: 11.34
Vicious_Dios: 12
BroodRyu: 12.44
dj1200: 12.7
gamer167: 13.44
TreyFlowers: 13.6
ChrisTaka: 14.6
ApherosyLove: 14.84
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92
Butterfiles: 15.32
RoyalPeach: 18.29
Parappa09: 18.42
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34
MabusIncarnate: 23.02 (13.29 w/o drinking topic)
Obstacle2: 23.06 (42.9 in 2020)
MC_BatCommander: 25.26
KookyCouture: 28.46
Proofpyros: 29.38 (16.06 w/o the two big waifu doodle topics)
DuranOfForcena: 41.3

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specialkid8
06/10/20 7:36:18 AM
#42:


I am almost certain I have you beat.
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ssj3vegeta2
06/10/20 7:36:27 AM
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NotYou
06/10/20 7:59:27 AM
#44:


MarthGoomba: 7.38
deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89
Sunhawk: 9.59
shnangyboos: 9.84
nevershine: 10.22
NotYou: 10.44
sauceje: 10.55
Cobra1010: 10.66
Foppe: 11.2
Lost_All_Senses: 11.34
Vicious_Dios: 12
BroodRyu: 12.44
dj1200: 12.7
gamer167: 13.44
TreyFlowers: 13.6
specialkid8: 13.78 (not even close)
ChrisTaka: 14.6
ApherosyLove: 14.84
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92
Vegy (Vegy/V-E-G-Y-/ssj3vegeta/ssj3vegeta2): 15.25 (can't remember if you have more accounts, but you're definitely far too popular for this topic tbh)
Butterfiles: 15.32
Sayoria: 15.46 (10.23 from September 7th on)
RoyalPeach: 18.29
Parappa09: 18.42
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34
MabusIncarnate: 23.02
Obstacle2: 23.06 (42.9 in 2020)
MC_BatCommander: 25.26
KookyCouture: 28.46
Proofpyros: 29.38
DuranOfForcena: 41.3
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ThisGuyAreSick
06/10/20 8:01:42 AM
#45:


whats up
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sauceje
06/10/20 8:05:15 AM
#46:


NotYou posted...
must have 25 topics to qualify.
I've had 25 threads on CE? Huh.

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NotYou
06/10/20 8:08:24 AM
#47:


sauceje posted...
I've had 25 threads on CE? Huh.
No, you're right, you're only at 11. Fine, the minimum is now 11 because I can't take sauceje out.

MarthGoomba: 7.38
deupd_u/deupd_u2: 8.89
Sunhawk: 9.59
shnangyboos: 9.84
nevershine: 10.22
NotYou: 10.44
sauceje: 10.55
Cobra1010: 10.66
Foppe: 11.2
Lost_All_Senses: 11.34
Vicious_Dios: 12
BroodRyu: 12.44
dj1200: 12.7
gamer167: 13.44
TreyFlowers: 13.6
specialkid8: 13.78
ChrisTaka: 14.6
ApherosyLove: 14.84
TheAnthraxBunny: 14.92
Vegy (Vegy/V-E-G-Y-/ssj3vegeta/ssj3vegeta2): 15.25
Butterfiles: 15.32
Sayoria: 15.46
ThisGuyAreSick: 17.03
RoyalPeach: 18.29
Parappa09: 18.42
Pus_N_Pecans: 21.34
MabusIncarnate: 23.02
Obstacle2: 23.06 (42.9 in 2020)
MC_BatCommander: 25.26
KookyCouture: 28.46
Proofpyros: 29.38
DuranOfForcena: 41.3
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MabusIncarnate
06/10/20 1:26:28 PM
#48:


I'm kind of low key wondering if you are making these numbers up and this is some new tier of trolling

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Parappa09
06/10/20 1:32:40 PM
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i know what TC could do to hit those high post numbers

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