Current Events > Wtf, why is Keanu Reeves dating an ugly old witch?

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Wii_Shaker 06/08/20 12:48:00 AM #51:	darkphoenix181 posted... He married her 24 years ago. Thus he is likely happier than most celebs as he found someone to love and not divorce. That might be it. There are rumors in the gay community that she's his beard and he's a homosexual. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:940340615] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>darkphoenix181 posted... </cite> <quote>He married her 24 years ago. Thus he is likely happier than most celebs as he found someone to love and not divorce.</quote> That might be it. There are rumors in the gay community that she's his beard and he's a homosexual. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 06/08/20 12:50:35 AM #52:	Jiek_Fafn posted... He's 55 She's 47 Jesus. She looks like an elderly grandmother and he looks like a dad. He's some kinda vampire. <cite>Esrac posted [p:940340702] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>He's 55 She's 47</quote> Jesus. She looks like an elderly grandmother and he looks like a dad. He's some kinda vampire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 06/08/20 1:00:53 AM #53:	Wii_Shaker posted... Woah, one of her eyes is two different colors. Maybe she is a witch. A good witch like Glinda. There is only one way to find out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:940341024] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote> Woah, one of her eyes is two different colors. Maybe she is a witch. A good witch like Glinda. </quote> There is only one way to find out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 06/08/20 1:03:17 AM #54:	Wii_Shaker posted... That might be it. There are rumors in the gay community that she's his beard and he's a homosexual. Why refuse to believe a man can have a happy marriage, infact a happier one with a woman his own age than one who could be his granddaughter? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:940341087] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>That might be it. There are rumors in the gay community that she's his beard and he's a homosexual.</quote> Why refuse to believe a man can have a happy marriage, infact a happier one with a woman his own age than one who could be his granddaughter? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Snake07 06/08/20 1:03:55 AM #55:	He's almost 10 years older than her...... --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:940341096] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>He's almost 10 years older than her...... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 06/08/20 1:06:39 AM #56:	Keanu hover hands whenever he takes pics with hot women, beta virgin confirmed. <cite>bknight posted [p:940341167] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Keanu hover hands whenever he takes pics with hot women, beta virgin confirmed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perthboy 06/08/20 1:16:03 AM #57:	bknight posted... Keanu hover hands whenever he takes pics with hot women, beta virgin confirmed. No, that's how he absorbs their youth. --- "I likes to be oiled." Testikles <cite>Perthboy posted [p:940341410] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>Keanu hover hands whenever he takes pics with hot women, beta virgin confirmed.</quote> No, that's how he absorbs their youth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pick4six 06/08/20 1:49:20 AM #59:	Maybe it is real love --- Bitcoin! <cite>pick4six posted [p:940342255] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Maybe it is real love </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 06/08/20 1:51:03 AM #60:	bknight posted... Keanu hover hands whenever he takes pics with hot women, beta virgin confirmed. Maybe he's just a good man. Like Jon Snow. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:940342290] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>Keanu hover hands whenever he takes pics with hot women, beta virgin confirmed.</quote> Maybe he's just a good man. Like Jon Snow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 06/08/20 1:54:29 AM #61:	Godnorgosh posted... But seriously, we miss a lot when we judge people by their photos alone. Maybe they have a lot in common. Maybe she has some rare quirk he finds attractive. Maybe she's a hella good cook. Maybe she's more affectionate than his past partners. Maybe she's been working on something in her career that he thinks is interesting or is himself passionate about. Maybe he really does find her physically attractive (I would hope so!). I have no idea if any of that is true but these are all possibilities and potential game-changers, regardless of how someone looks. Nah bro some guy on gamefaqs.gamespot.com thinks she's ugly that must mean she's trash --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:940342369] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Godnorgosh posted... </cite> <quote>But seriously, we miss a lot when we judge people by their photos alone. Maybe they have a lot in common. Maybe she has some rare quirk he finds attractive. Maybe she's a hella good cook. Maybe she's more affectionate than his past partners. Maybe she's been working on something in her career that he thinks is interesting or is himself passionate about. Maybe he really does find her physically attractive (I would hope so!). I have no idea if any of that is true but these are all possibilities and potential game-changers, regardless of how someone looks.</quote>Nah bro some guy on gamefaqs.gamespot.com thinks she's ugly that must mean she's trash </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaoticKnuckles 06/08/20 2:31:25 AM #62:	Everything Ive heard about him indicates to me hes not a shallow guy. My guess is hes with her because he loves her and she makes him happy. I dont think he cares what you, me, or anyone else thinks about her physical appearance. --- You look EXTREMELY immature when you announce that you're about to ignore someone. No one cares, including the person about to be ignored. Just FYI. <cite>ChaoticKnuckles posted [p:940343184] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Everything Ive heard about him indicates to me hes not a shallow guy. My guess is hes with her because he loves her and she makes him happy. I dont think he cares what you, me, or anyone else thinks about her physical appearance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingOf7Seas 06/08/20 2:35:00 AM #63:	It's probably a fetish. Some people get turned on by a foot. <cite>KingOf7Seas posted [p:940343252] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>It's probably a fetish. Some people get turned on by a foot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 06/08/20 2:35:46 AM #64:	KingOf7Seas posted... It's probably a fetish. Some people get turned on by a foot. Just one foot? Without a body attached? Jojo Part 9 incoming? --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:940343262] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>KingOf7Seas posted... </cite> <quote>It's probably a fetish. Some people get turned on by a foot.</quote> Just one foot? Without a body attached? Jojo Part 9 incoming? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingOf7Seas 06/08/20 2:36:49 AM #65:	Evening_Dragon posted... Just one foot? Without a body attached? Jojo Part 9 incoming? Yes <cite>KingOf7Seas posted [p:940343279] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Evening_Dragon posted... </cite> <quote>Just one foot? Without a body attached? Jojo Part 9 incoming?</quote>Yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 06/08/20 2:39:53 AM #66:	Jiek_Fafn posted... He's 55 She's 47 Well, damn, she looks much older than 47, and no its not just the hair. Maybe Im just used to being around so many Asian women 24/7 in my part of the world. That said, Ive got nothin against this couple and I hope they are happy with each other. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:940343337] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>He's 55 She's 47</quote> Well, damn, she looks much older than 47, and no its not just the hair. Maybe Im just used to being around so many Asian women 24/7 in my part of the world. That said, Ive got nothin against this couple and I hope they are happy with each other. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archedsoul 06/08/20 2:45:54 AM #67:	Lol, he's probably hundreds of years older than her. I'm guessing you guys haven't heard the rumors that he's immortal. --- "Fear cuts deeper than swords." <cite>archedsoul posted [p:940343467] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Lol, he's probably hundreds of years older than her. I'm guessing you guys haven't heard the rumors that he's immortal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadorDead8 06/08/20 5:22:06 AM #68:	archedsoul posted... Lol, he's probably hundreds of years older than her. I'm guessing you guys haven't heard the rumors that he's immortal. Is that really him? Jesus! <cite>DeadorDead8 posted [p:940346044] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>archedsoul posted... </cite> <quote>Lol, he's probably hundreds of years older than her. I'm guessing you guys haven't heard the rumors that he's immortal. </quote>Is that really him? Jesus! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 06/08/20 6:29:10 AM #69:	I feel like Keanu has a Picture of Dorian Gray situation going on, but since he's a good dude, his picture has stayed looking young, too --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:940346930] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>I feel like Keanu has a Picture of Dorian Gray situation going on, but since he's a good dude, his picture has stayed looking young, too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountDog 06/08/20 9:54:45 AM #70:	She looks like Jauffre from oblivion https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/b/b1/Jauffre.png/revision/latest?cb=20130101181653 --- http://kinomania.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/gran-torino-clint-eastwood.jpg <cite>CountDog posted [p:940351275] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>She looks like Jauffre from oblivion https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/b/b1/Jauffre.png/revision/latest?cb=20130101181653 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/08/20 9:55:12 AM #71:	archedsoul posted... Lol, he's probably hundreds of years older than her. I'm guessing you guys haven't heard the rumors that he's immortal. Damn, he ages well >_> --- https://imgur.com/7nfPhE2 <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:940351290] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>archedsoul posted... </cite> <quote>Lol, he's probably hundreds of years older than her. I'm guessing you guys haven't heard the rumors that he's immortal. </quote> Damn, he ages well >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u2 06/08/20 9:57:18 AM #72:	Wii_Shaker posted... She's a good-looking older woman. She's 9 years older, which isn't a huge stretch. Especially for Hollywood. She's 6'1" --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u2 posted [p:940351369] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted...</cite> <quote> She's a good-looking older woman. She's 9 years older, which isn't a huge stretch. Especially for Hollywood. </quote> She's 6'1"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 06/08/20 9:58:23 AM #73:	Keanu is 55 --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:940351405] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Keanu is 55 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
clyde_frog 06/08/20 10:01:58 AM #74:	She definitely looks 10 years older than she really is, but shes still hot af. Hell my mom is 54 and she looks 5 years younger than this lady. --- https://imgur.com/UFOAF http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71fpsIYJA1qf1116o1_500.jpg ~Formerly known as BabeFAQs~ <cite>clyde_frog posted [p:940351503] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>She definitely looks 10 years older than she really is, but shes still hot af. Hell my mom is 54 and she looks 5 years younger than this lady. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
8-bit_Biceps 06/08/20 10:04:44 AM #75:	oops meant to say she looks like she has a good heart, not that she does haha. just a totally superficial guess. --- pootenanny <cite>8-bit_Biceps posted [p:940351603] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>oops meant to say she looks like she has a good heart, not that she does haha. just a totally superficial guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shelhamer92 06/08/20 10:11:20 AM #76:	Her powers fuel his immortality. --- "It's a sunny night in Oakland" -Phil Simms *Camera pans to full moon <cite>Shelhamer92 posted [p:940351799] in Wtf, why i... [t:78754126]...</cite> <quote>Her powers fuel his immortality. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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