Current Events > lmao at this ghost rumor

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it says a black object will chase you, not a ghost, not a killer, just... an unremarkable black object that may or may not be scary

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thats not funny

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compared to the overdramatic fake shit like the spooky girl in the church basement who bleeds from her eyes and screams at you everytime you close yours, i'd say the 'effort' behind "bro an object will chase you if you go there i'm warning you" is pretty funny

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viewmaster_pi posted...

the spooky girl in the church basement who bleeds from her eyes and screams at you everytime you close yours

yo thas scary

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SoundNetwork posted...

yo thas scary

yes, even after leaving the haunted place, you see shit like that whenever you close your eyes until you go insane or what have you

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imagine like if you close your eyes, in the black void you'd see something in the distance- or what you'd percieve as distance, and it'd creep closer the longer your eyes are shut, but couldn't move as long as they were open

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Imagine going to the haunted beach at night with the cute thick girl from work
All is going well, you're hand hovers towards her big fat voluptuous breasts.
And then a skeleton pops out of the ground!

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and then he kicks your sandcastle, like wtf man...

actually that's funny too, the haunted beach, you know the one... the haunted one

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https://i.imgur.com/p1LpDpS.gif

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SoundNetwork posted...

https://i.imgur.com/p1LpDpS.gif

https://rosaaen.dev/spooky/?l=4

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one day at a flea market a weird old gross nasty old man with a milky eye was selling his old N64 games, one game caught my normal non-milky eye, it was chameleon twist 2 except it had a weird mark on it but i like chameleon twist so i said "hey dirty old nasty gross eyeball man, how much for this one?"

his eyes went wide when he saw it, like he just saw a ghost (wink) and that it was the last game his grandson played before he died of an upper respiratory infection. he said i could have it for free and now that i think about it might have been iggy's wrecking balls but it doesn't really matter

anyway i took the game home and put it in my N64 that i also got at a spooky yard sale and the person selling it said it was cursed and to NEVER play the cursed N64 with a cursed game and i said it was ok because i didnt have any cursed games at the time besides space station silicon valley but they all came that way until they updated it in the PAL version

so i forgot that the game was cursed and i turned it on and the curse from the N64 combined with the cursed copy of blues brothers 2000 and when the title screen came on i saw a hyper realistic dan aykroyd head and he said dont press start if you know whats good for you, but i didnt listen and pressed start anyway and then i got a really bad cough that hasnt gotten better yet

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