Current Events > Your crush texts you ''I'm cooking my BF some dinner, how does it look?''

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ssj3vegeta_
06/06/20 5:24:17 PM
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St0rmFury
06/08/20 12:50:45 AM
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I'll have some of that.

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coh
06/08/20 12:51:57 AM
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Why would she have my number?
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Jabodie
06/08/20 12:53:17 AM
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"It's out of focus and looks like you just threw ground beef in a pot lmao"

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smoke_break
06/08/20 12:54:55 AM
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I call her and hope her phone vibrates and she drops it in the pot.

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WrestlinFan
06/08/20 1:01:48 AM
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Shes obviously flirting and wanting to cheat so I write her out of my life. Things would be different if we were both single lol.

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berlyman101
06/08/20 1:04:14 AM
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looks like that ground beef isn't broken up enough.

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MarshallStack
06/08/20 1:05:27 AM
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as good in that pot as my dick in your mouth

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radical rhino
06/08/20 1:06:29 AM
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Im concerned about her mole. Could be melanoma. TC, do you know this person? Tell her to go to a dermatologist.

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Foppe
06/08/20 1:41:42 AM
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You sent me a pic of the jurassic park: trespasser remake.

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TheMikh
06/08/20 1:46:48 AM
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ghost ghost ghost

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V-E-G-Y-
06/09/20 3:07:17 PM
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SoundNetwork
06/09/20 3:09:19 PM
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Is this what it's like to be a girl? Can't even see your own feet

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inloveanddeath0
06/09/20 3:10:00 PM
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V-E-G-Y-
06/09/20 3:13:45 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Is this what it's like to be a girl? Can't even see your own feet

@Vyrulisse
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Gheb
06/09/20 3:15:27 PM
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I don't get hung up on girls with boyfriends.

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Vyrulisse
06/09/20 4:21:49 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Is this what it's like to be a girl? Can't even see your own feet
Why would you want to when you can see boobies instead?

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V-E-G-Y-
06/09/20 4:43:14 PM
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Lairen
06/09/20 4:44:51 PM
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Your mom must be a turkey because im stuffing her.

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Paragon21XX
06/09/20 4:45:13 PM
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"I'll set up the funeral arrangements for him."
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Dark_SilverX
06/09/20 4:46:26 PM
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Text back

"can i come over and watch y'all do da nasty" :3

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Mistere Man
06/09/20 4:46:27 PM
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How does it look?

Small and disappointing.

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pogo_rabid
06/09/20 4:49:44 PM
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I text back "begone thot" then kiss her BF goodnight

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SoundNetwork
06/09/20 6:35:39 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Ugh, feet people m i rite?

Boobs>>>feet
Why would people get turned on by their own body parts

I don't get turned on by my moobs

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ssj3vegeta2
06/09/20 6:36:56 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...

Why would people get turned on by their own body parts

I don't get turned on by my moobs

You never deed in front of a mirror?
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