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GodardOnGodard
06/06/20 3:06:47 AM
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sometimes they even pronounce it 'maffs'

it sounds stupid whenever I hear it

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Accolon
06/06/20 3:07:59 AM
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2 plus 2 is 4

Minus 1 that's 3 quick maffs

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s0nicfan
06/06/20 3:10:07 AM
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Throwing all these unnecessary "u"s everywhere, but then taking perfectly good words and ruining them as well? *sigh*


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Wii_Shaker
06/06/20 3:10:47 AM
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I wonder what they call English?

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Sega_System
06/06/20 3:26:06 AM
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Sure, they don't have an orange racist dictator as their leader.
And they don't have a million cases of coronavirus.
And they aren't being pitied by the rest of the western world right now.

But they shorten a word. Gotta take the good with the bad I suppose.

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metalgearleon
06/06/20 5:04:15 AM
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Sega_System posted...
Sure, they don't have an orange racist dictator as their leader.
And they don't have a million cases of coronavirus.
And they aren't being pitied by the rest of the western world right now.

But they shorten a word. Gotta take the good with the bad I suppose.

Lol we actually do have a lot of coronavirus cases, and a racists leader. Uk has dealt with the pandemic really badly as well and we're the laughing stock of Europe.

We essentially took an america light turn and elected a leader who was essentially like a tamer Donald Trump (ironically our leader and trump mare good friends). Now we have the worst number of cases in europe.

Our only saving grace is that the usa seems to be worse than us right now, and at least we sort of have it under control at the moment. Literally whenever someone says how badly we have dealt with this pandemic people just say 'well yeah but could be worse look at america' as if that makes things better.

Once we fully leave the eu I'm sure well go straight to the usa and continue going down the same path you lot are, only tamer somewhat.

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parabola_master
06/06/20 5:04:44 AM
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It comes from MATHematicS lol

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Nacen
06/06/20 5:12:07 AM
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Nobody says "mathematics"
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CrimsonWaffle
06/06/20 5:23:48 AM
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Accolon posted...
2 plus 2 is 4

Minus 1 that's 3 quick maffs
Arrest this man, he talks in maffs.

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parabola_master
06/06/20 5:24:08 AM
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Nacen posted...
Nobody says "mathematics"

I literally have a mathematics degree from uni yes we say mathematics

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Bad_Mojo
06/06/20 5:27:41 AM
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Those people have crazy words for a lot of things. So happy America created a better version of the language.

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AirFresh
06/06/20 5:33:12 AM
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Oh, I always thought people were being cute when they called it maths.

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Wii_Shaker
06/06/20 5:33:45 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Those people have crazy words for a lot of things. So happy America created a better version of the language.
Us Americans love using words with those hard "R"s, apparently.

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GodardOnGodard
06/06/20 5:44:17 PM
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parabola_master posted...
I literally have a mathematics degree from uni yes we say mathematics

uni? you're not British

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CreepySmile
06/06/20 5:44:36 PM
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same in Ireland too mate

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casio_guy
06/06/20 5:45:12 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
I wonder what they call English?
Talks

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inloveanddeath0
06/06/20 6:05:57 PM
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casio_guy posted...
Talks
Wordy words

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divot1338
06/06/20 6:09:38 PM
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GodardOnGodard posted...
sometimes they even pronounce it 'maffs'

it sounds stupid whenever I hear it
It is stupid. And grammatically incorrect.

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Annihilated
06/06/20 6:20:37 PM
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They also call it "anti-clockwise" instead of "counter-clockwise." Like what do you have against clocks, mates?
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TheVipaGTS
06/06/20 6:26:20 PM
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in Australia they call LAundry "Washing"..."Oh Right, Let me just put dis Washing Away M8"

Why can't they just speak American correctly?

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Odoylerules
06/06/20 6:30:58 PM
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dont get me started on Aluminum
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DevsBro
06/06/20 6:35:08 PM
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Maths is fairly straightforward compared to other nonsense like GAREage, sea-saur or aloominnium.

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eston
06/06/20 6:37:57 PM
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Irony
06/06/20 6:39:33 PM
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And they call it a water closet instead of the waterboarding room.

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Funkydog
06/06/20 6:39:47 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Maths is fairly straightforward compared to other nonsense like GAREage, sea-saur or aloominnium.
Garage is pronounced differently depending where you're from/class status here usually. How do you pronounce Seasaw then, if not as it's spelt? We say aluminium as we do, as we spell it differently anyway.

I've never heard garage pronounced GARE age though.

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DevsBro
06/06/20 6:40:44 PM
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Funkydog posted...
How do you pronounce Seasaw then, if not as it's spelt?
How it's spelled: See-saw.

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ThyCorndog
06/06/20 6:42:45 PM
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they also say they're "on holiday" when they're on vacation

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DevsBro
06/06/20 6:42:57 PM
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Funkydog posted...
I've never heard garage pronounced GARE age though.
https://youtu.be/dm5YdzuQMtw

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joe40001
06/06/20 6:43:07 PM
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GodardOnGodard posted...
sometimes they even pronounce it 'maffs'

it sounds stupid whenever I hear it

It sounds stupid to me and I want to hate it.

But then I realize we do use the word "Physics" and not "Physic" and so I can't hate on it too much. But Physics might be ok because it's not short for something whereas Math is short for Mathematics.

Of course we do say "Stats" as short for Statistics and by the Math rule we should probably say "Stat"

idk

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Funkydog
06/06/20 6:43:14 PM
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DevsBro posted...
How it's spelled: See-saw.
How do you think we spell/say it?

How are you saying saw if not "saur"

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divot1338
06/06/20 6:46:35 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Garage is pronounced differently depending where you're from/class status here usually. How do you pronounce Seasaw then, if not as it's spelt? We say aluminium as we do, as we spell it differently anyway.

I've never heard garage pronounced GARE age though.
Thats how Christopher Lambert pronounces it in Highlander but hes French and was doing a horrible Scottish accent. Which had presumably turned into a New York accent by that point.

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DevsBro
06/06/20 6:47:58 PM
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DevsBro posted...
How it's spelled: See-saw.
Couldn't find a yt video of the way I say it so I recorded my own.

Midwesterners always leave the w off, and I guess midwesterners also make these pronunciation videos.

https://voca.ro/5j6JJUK0Lly

And yes, that's Jupiter in the background because we keep it classy at the DevsBro house.

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