Current Events > I'm 27 and want to fuck a 75+ yr old real bad

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BathroomWater 06/03/20 7:55:40 PM #1:	Shes my sisters husbands mom. I just like her a lot. Idk how to go about it though. She def likes me a lot but not in that way, I dont think. --- "I have a basic understanding of economics." -Broseph_Stalin <cite>BathroomWater posted [p:940144193] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Shes my sisters husbands mom. I just like her a lot. Idk how to go about it though. She def likes me a lot but not in that way, I dont think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreamscissors 06/03/20 7:57:28 PM #2:	That's great --- p-m <cite>Dreamscissors posted [p:940144260] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>That's great </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GodIsImaginary 06/03/20 7:58:09 PM #4:	You should feel bad and ashamed. <cite>GodIsImaginary posted [p:940144301] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>You should feel bad and ashamed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smoke_break 06/03/20 7:58:52 PM #6:	Uh... --- https://imgur.com/mOCFlRv <cite>smoke_break posted [p:940144333] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Uh... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u2 06/03/20 7:59:09 PM #7:	Don't listen to these guys. Do you know how long it's been since she's been told she's sexy? That's an easy sweet talk. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u2 posted [p:940144347] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Don't listen to these guys. Do you know how long it's been since she's been told she's sexy? That's an easy sweet talk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreamscissors 06/03/20 7:59:36 PM #8:	Does she look like a typical 75 year old? --- p-m <cite>Dreamscissors posted [p:940144375] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Does she look like a typical 75 year old? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 06/03/20 8:00:03 PM #9:	Talk to her. Tell her you think she's attractive. A genuine connection can transcend age. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:940144400] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Talk to her. Tell her you think she's attractive. A genuine connection can transcend age. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 06/03/20 8:00:04 PM #10:	Sisters Husband's Mom in Bed: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME. AUGH. I'M LIKE FOUR TIMES YOUR FUCKING AGE AND MY MATH IS BAD BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!! TC: Ugh yeah hold on baby. chugs half a bottle of jack Daniels fuck... Alright baby... Alright --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:940144404] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Sisters Husband's Mom in Bed: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME. AUGH. I'M LIKE FOUR TIMES YOUR FUCKING AGE AND MY MATH IS BAD BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!! TC: Ugh yeah hold on baby. chugs half a bottle of jack Daniels fuck... Alright baby... Alright </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 06/03/20 8:00:23 PM #11:	nice --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:940144419] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Politics 06/03/20 8:00:53 PM #12:	This is why I love CE --- (= <cite>Politics posted [p:940144458] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>This is why I love CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 06/03/20 8:01:33 PM #13:	I used to say "eewwww" at topics like this, but I've seen some sexy 70-something year olds. Part of me still doesn't know how to take that though. --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:940144493] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>I used to say "eewwww" at topics like this, but I've seen some sexy 70-something year olds. Part of me still doesn't know how to take that though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 06/03/20 8:03:34 PM #14:	You need to go taste her bathroom water --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:940144598] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>You need to go taste her bathroom water </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 06/03/20 8:13:27 PM #15:	AzurexNightmare posted... Sisters Husband's Mom in Bed: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME. AUGH. I'M LIKE FOUR TIMES YOUR FUCKING AGE AND MY MATH IS BAD BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!! TC: Ugh yeah hold on baby. chugs half a bottle of jack Daniels fuck... Alright baby... Alright idgi --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:940145069] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>Sisters Husband's Mom in Bed: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME. AUGH. I'M LIKE FOUR TIMES YOUR FUCKING AGE AND MY MATH IS BAD BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!! TC: Ugh yeah hold on baby. chugs half a bottle of jack Daniels fuck... Alright baby... Alright</quote>idgi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkProto05 06/03/20 8:23:31 PM #16:	Don't do it. I was very attracted to a 58 year old when she was wearing nice clothes and had makeup on. I flirted with her and she took me to her place. With her clothes and makeup off I was disgusted. Unattractive old body. I regretted it so much. --- Alpha Sapphire FC: 2552 5569 3267 <cite>DarkProto05 posted [p:940145538] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Don't do it. I was very attracted to a 58 year old when she was wearing nice clothes and had makeup on. I flirted with her and she took me to her place. With her clothes and makeup off I was disgusted. Unattractive old body. I regretted it so much. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BathroomWater 06/03/20 8:58:11 PM #17:	deupd_u2 posted... Don't listen to these guys. Do you know how long it's been since she's been told she's sexy? That's an easy sweet talk. Thank you!! I really do think shes into me. At my sisters wedding she implied as much. And shes texting me back faster than...pretty much any woman Ive ever texted with. Lost_All_Senses posted... You need to go taste her bathroom water lmao true dat, playa --- "I have a basic understanding of economics." -Broseph_Stalin <cite>BathroomWater posted [p:940147136] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>deupd_u2 posted... </cite> <quote>Don't listen to these guys. Do you know how long it's been since she's been told she's sexy? That's an easy sweet talk.</quote> Thank you!! I really do think shes into me. At my sisters wedding she implied as much. And shes texting me back faster than...pretty much any woman Ive ever texted with. Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>You need to go taste her bathroom water</quote> lmao true dat, playa </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 06/03/20 9:00:00 PM #18:	Pics now! --- Currently gaming: Metal Gear Solid V MCMLXXXV <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:940147217] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Pics now! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BathroomWater 06/03/20 9:00:07 PM #19:	AzurexNightmare posted... Sisters Husband's Mom in Bed: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME. AUGH. I'M LIKE FOUR TIMES YOUR FUCKING AGE AND MY MATH IS BAD BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!! TC: Ugh yeah hold on baby. chugs half a bottle of jack Daniels fuck... Alright baby... Alright I appreciate the effort u put into dis post lmao Southernfatman posted... I used to say "eewwww" at topics like this, but I've seen some sexy 70-something year olds. Part of me still doesn't know how to take that though. Its not even about her physical looks bro I mainly just like how she pisses my Mom and Sister off lmao I do find her attractive though too. God I wanna sleep with her. --- "I have a basic understanding of economics." -Broseph_Stalin <cite>BathroomWater posted [p:940147221] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>Sisters Husband's Mom in Bed: AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME. AUGH. I'M LIKE FOUR TIMES YOUR FUCKING AGE AND MY MATH IS BAD BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!! AUGH!!!!!!!!!! TC: Ugh yeah hold on baby. chugs half a bottle of jack Daniels fuck... Alright baby... Alright</quote> I appreciate the effort u put into dis post lmao Southernfatman posted... </cite> <quote>I used to say "eewwww" at topics like this, but I've seen some sexy 70-something year olds. Part of me still doesn't know how to take that though.</quote> Its not even about her physical looks bro I mainly just like how she pisses my Mom and Sister off lmao I do find her attractive though too. God I wanna sleep with her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BathroomWater 06/03/20 9:00:55 PM #20:	Austin_Era_II posted... Pics now! Eh, maybe if I sober up later and still think its a good idea xD --- "I have a basic understanding of economics." -Broseph_Stalin <cite>BathroomWater posted [p:940147265] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>Pics now!</quote> Eh, maybe if I sober up later and still think its a good idea xD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 06/03/20 9:01:17 PM #21:	Username checks out --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:940147284] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Username checks out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 06/03/20 9:02:10 PM #22:	75/2+7= Sorry, bud. The math doesn't check out --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:940147332] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>75/2+7= Sorry, bud. The math doesn't check out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fhqwhgads 06/03/20 9:02:14 PM #23:	BathroomWater posted... She def likes me a lot but not in that way, I dont think BathroomWater posted... I really do think shes into me. At my sisters wedding she implied as much. And shes texting me back faster than...pretty much any woman Ive ever texted with. ....what --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger <cite>fhqwhgads posted [p:940147337] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>BathroomWater posted... </cite> <quote> She def likes me a lot but not in that way, I dont think</quote> BathroomWater posted... </cite> <quote>I really do think shes into me. At my sisters wedding she implied as much. And shes texting me back faster than...pretty much any woman Ive ever texted with.</quote>....what </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Swagger_Dagger 06/03/20 9:02:17 PM #24:	Choco posted... idgi He's trying too hard, that's all. --- https://imgur.com/f4hfI <cite>Swagger_Dagger posted [p:940147342] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>idgi</quote>He's trying too hard, that's all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 06/03/20 9:03:12 PM #25:	Don't we have someone here with experience in fucking old people? --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:940147380] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Don't we have someone here with experience in fucking old people? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BathroomWater 06/03/20 9:05:59 PM #26:	fhqwhgads posted... ....what Ok good point, I guess I just lack confidence. When I displayed it at the wedding she laughed heartily. Basically she was wondering about partners and said she wanted someone younger and I was like, how young? and she had a great laugh about it and idk kinda seemed like she might be into me. She mentioned it the next Christmas I saw her which was like 6 months later. --- "I have a basic understanding of economics." -Broseph_Stalin <cite>BathroomWater posted [p:940147522] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>fhqwhgads posted... </cite> <quote>....what</quote> Ok good point, I guess I just lack confidence. When I displayed it at the wedding she laughed heartily. Basically she was wondering about partners and said she wanted someone younger and I was like, how young? and she had a great laugh about it and idk kinda seemed like she might be into me. She mentioned it the next Christmas I saw her which was like 6 months later. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 06/04/20 11:32:26 PM #27:	tc update us ya bastard --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:940203578] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>tc update us ya bastard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 06/04/20 11:34:05 PM #28:	Sounds like an American Pie movie sequel. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:940203645] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like an American Pie movie sequel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 06/04/20 11:35:27 PM #29:	inloveanddeath0 posted... Username checks out --- Assemble your crew. <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:940203692] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>inloveanddeath0 posted... </cite> <quote>Username checks out</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 06/04/20 11:35:55 PM #30:	https://i.imgur.com/So4wSVI.gif --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:940203705] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/So4wSVI.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LethalAffinity 06/04/20 11:37:42 PM #31:	DarkProto05 posted... Don't do it. I was very attracted to a 58 year old when she was wearing nice clothes and had makeup on. I flirted with her and she took me to her place. With her clothes and makeup off I was disgusted. Unattractive old body. I regretted it so much. This. You're gonna be disappointed and struggle to stay hard --- https://imgur.com/Sv19SP4 https://imgur.com/esZpDkI https://imgur.com/tdtzIvW https://imgur.com/E0O1koZ <cite>LethalAffinity posted [p:940203762] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>DarkProto05 posted... </cite> <quote>Don't do it. I was very attracted to a 58 year old when she was wearing nice clothes and had makeup on. I flirted with her and she took me to her place. With her clothes and makeup off I was disgusted. Unattractive old body. I regretted it so much.</quote> This. You're gonna be disappointed and struggle to stay hard </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 06/04/20 11:42:28 PM #32:	Tagging for hopefully what turns out to be the greatest CE I've ever seen --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:940203944] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Tagging for hopefully what turns out to be the greatest CE I've ever seen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 06/04/20 11:49:28 PM #34:	break a leg --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:940204178] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>break a leg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 06/04/20 11:50:21 PM #35:	Freddie_Mercury posted... break a leg ...or a hip. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:940204211] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Freddie_Mercury posted... </cite> <quote>break a leg</quote>...or a hip. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 06/04/20 11:58:52 PM #36:	Thats my fetish. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:940204546] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Thats my fetish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jmikla 06/05/20 12:07:00 AM #37:	Choco posted... nice Politics posted... This is why I love CE DarkProto05 posted... do it. Austin_Era_II posted... Pics --- So say we all <cite>jmikla posted [p:940204845] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>nice</quote> Politics posted... </cite> <quote>This is why I love CE</quote> DarkProto05 posted... </cite> <quote>do it.</quote> Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>Pics</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 06/05/20 12:09:22 AM #38:	Jiek_Fafn posted... 75/2+7= Sorry, bud. The math doesn't check out i'm sure TC is older than 8.3333. <cite>bknight posted [p:940204911] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>75/2+7= Sorry, bud. The math doesn't check out</quote>i'm sure TC is older than 8.3333. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/05/20 12:09:30 AM #39:	I kinda know what you mean, TC. Some old ladies still lookin good. Like this 73 year old woman right here --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:940204915] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>I kinda know what you mean, TC. Some old ladies still lookin good. Like this 73 year old woman right here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jmikla 06/05/20 12:17:02 AM #40:	bknight posted... 8.3333 wideEyed emoji --- So say we all <cite>jmikla posted [p:940205159] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>8.3333</quote>wideEyed emoji </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/05/20 12:18:41 AM #41:	If she can take her teeth out it's kinda like a cup of Jello even if the ol' jaw strength ain't what it used to be --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940205207] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>If she can take her teeth out it's kinda like a cup of Jello even if the ol' jaw strength ain't what it used to be </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Filipino Rebellion 06/05/20 12:19:59 AM #42:	she looks like jane seymour? --- Tim Tebow is the greatest Filipino NFL player that ever played <cite>Filipino Rebellion posted [p:940205259] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>she looks like jane seymour? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Odoylerules 06/05/20 12:21:13 AM #43:	Ok Harold <cite>Odoylerules posted [p:940205299] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Ok Harold</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 06/05/20 12:22:06 AM #44:	Did you do it TC? --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6zZ7PIk9Vc <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:940205332] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>Did you do it TC? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 06/05/20 12:23:42 AM #45:	And here's to you Mrs. Robinson --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:940205388] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>And here's to you Mrs. Robinson </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/05/20 12:24:50 AM #46:	hopefully our boi is clappin them wrinkly cheeks --- Maketh thy Countries Greateth Again don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:940205427] in I'm 27... [t:78743476]...</cite> <quote>hopefully our boi is clappin them wrinkly cheeks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I'm 27 and want to fuck a 75+ yr old real bad