Current Events > Me to my wife "Your ass isn't on it's period"

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MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 2:35:23 AM #1:	10 second silent pause, followed by her walking in the other room and closing the door I think she's considering it Wish me luck CE --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940108877] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>10 second silent pause, followed by her walking in the other room and closing the door I think she's considering it Wish me luck CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 06/03/20 2:36:53 AM #2:	I suspect you shall be resting your head on a somewhat soiled pillow tonight, my dear boy. In the interests of providing prior earning, it may smell slightly of rotting bone marrow. --- Mugwump Fluid <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:940108910] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>I suspect you shall be resting your head on a somewhat soiled pillow tonight, my dear boy. In the interests of providing prior earning, it may smell slightly of rotting bone marrow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/03/20 2:37:30 AM #3:	It ain't happening.......... --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:940108927] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>It ain't happening.......... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/03/20 2:38:16 AM #4:	The_Creep_2020 posted... my dear boy You were supposed to stop saying that. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:940108939] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>my dear boy</quote>You were supposed to stop saying that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thebatz 06/03/20 2:38:20 AM #5:	to be fair tc. She could have said the same to you lol --- Toronto Maple Leafs <cite>thebatz posted [p:940108941] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>to be fair tc. She could have said the same to you lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 2:38:33 AM #6:	Guys have more faith in my game --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940108945] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Guys have more faith in my game </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
im not 13 06/03/20 2:38:38 AM #7:	You in there dude --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510t9eNw71r2yd8o.jpg <cite>im not 13 posted [p:940108947] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>You in there dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 06/03/20 2:39:53 AM #8:	TC about to get pegged . --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:940108967] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>TC about to get pegged . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronWolf87 06/03/20 2:40:03 AM #9:	Best of luck TC. Anal is fucking amazing. <cite>IronWolf87 posted [p:940108971] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Best of luck TC. Anal is fucking amazing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 06/03/20 2:40:47 AM #10:	DrizztLink posted... You were supposed to stop saying that. Very many thanks for pulling me up short, my dear Drizzt. It is greatly appreciated. --- Mugwump Fluid <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:940108987] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>You were supposed to stop saying that.</quote> Very many thanks for pulling me up short, my dear Drizzt. It is greatly appreciated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/03/20 2:40:49 AM #11:	He may do it but he'll shower first. Give him time. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:940108988] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>He may do it but he'll shower first. Give him time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 2:41:03 AM #12:	Pretty sure we have a half full jar of mayo in the fridge just in case --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940108994] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure we have a half full jar of mayo in the fridge just in case </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 2:42:37 AM #13:	Imma call in a lifeline, phone a friend @Cpt_Pineapple --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940109027] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Imma call in a lifeline, phone a friend @Cpt_Pineapple </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
So_Hajile 06/03/20 3:04:08 AM #14:	MabusIncarnate posted... Guys have more faith in my game Depends on how many drinks you had at that point. The more drinks, the more swagger you bring to the game. You're like Popeye and his spinach. What I'm saying is, put a pipe in your mouth, squint one of your eyes and say "I ams what I am" while crab walking. Wait, was the question? --- Reading up on the Bat-Family: https://bit.ly/2Us5RhG <cite>So_Hajile posted [p:940109436] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Guys have more faith in my game</quote>Depends on how many drinks you had at that point. The more drinks, the more swagger you bring to the game. You're like Popeye and his spinach. What I'm saying is, put a pipe in your mouth, squint one of your eyes and say "I ams what I am" while crab walking. Wait, was the question? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/03/20 3:05:15 AM #15:	So_Hajile posted... Depends on how many drinks you had at that point. The more drinks, the more swagger you bring to the game. You're like Popeye and his spinach. What I'm saying is, put a pipe in your mouth, squint one of your eyes and say "I ams what I am" while crab walking. Wait, was the question? Wait............ who's bleedin here? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:940109464] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>So_Hajile posted... </cite> <quote>Depends on how many drinks you had at that point. The more drinks, the more swagger you bring to the game. You're like Popeye and his spinach. What I'm saying is, put a pipe in your mouth, squint one of your eyes and say "I ams what I am" while crab walking. Wait, was the question?</quote> Wait............ who's bleedin here? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 3:08:06 AM #16:	So_Hajile posted... Depends on how many drinks you had at that point. The more drinks, the more swagger you bring to the game. You're like Popeye and his spinach. What I'm saying is, put a pipe in your mouth, squint one of your eyes and say "I ams what I am" while crab walking. Wait, was the question? This is the encouragement I need --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940109518] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>So_Hajile posted... </cite> <quote>Depends on how many drinks you had at that point. The more drinks, the more swagger you bring to the game. You're like Popeye and his spinach. What I'm saying is, put a pipe in your mouth, squint one of your eyes and say "I ams what I am" while crab walking. Wait, was the question?</quote>This is the encouragement I need </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/03/20 3:09:13 AM #17:	Detroit Red Wings. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:940109531] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Detroit Red Wings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 06/03/20 3:12:20 AM #18:	You should consider an English class in the meantime. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe --- https://imgur.com/9wph3Jh https://imgur.com/urRbRCc <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:940109578] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>You should consider an English class in the meantime. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 06/03/20 3:14:45 AM #19:	If your girl won't fuck on her period....lol what a prude. Or maybe you're the prude --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:940109626] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>If your girl won't fuck on her period....lol what a prude. Or maybe you're the prude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 3:15:42 AM #20:	Zack_Attackv1 posted... You should consider an English class in the meantime. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe You should consider shutting the fuck up Zack --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940109643] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Zack_Attackv1 posted... </cite> <quote>You should consider an English class in the meantime. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe</quote>You should consider shutting the fuck up Zack </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 3:20:05 AM #21:	ChainedRedone posted... If your girl won't fuck on her period....lol what a prude. Or maybe you're the prude Maybe I need a more edgelord username that sounded cool when I was 13 and discovered Disturbed --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940109708] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>ChainedRedone posted... </cite> <quote>If your girl won't fuck on her period....lol what a prude. Or maybe you're the prude</quote>Maybe I need a more edgelord username that sounded cool when I was 13 and discovered Disturbed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 06/03/20 3:22:25 AM #22:	What if her ass is on its period? Ever think of that, Mr. Smart guy? --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:940109748] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>What if her ass is on its period? Ever think of that, Mr. Smart guy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 3:23:40 AM #23:	Heartomaton posted... What if her ass is on its period? Ever think of that, Mr. Smart guy? No. No I didn't. I have you tagged as Kirby Fetish and I don't know why. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940109775] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>What if her ass is on its period? Ever think of that, Mr. Smart guy?</quote>No. No I didn't. I have you tagged as Kirby Fetish and I don't know why. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 06/03/20 3:25:10 AM #24:	MabusIncarnate posted... No. No I didn't. You dun fucked up. MabusIncarnate posted... I have you tagged as Kirby Fetish and I don't know why. :l --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Ask me about the groups of people I hate! <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:940109811] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>No. No I didn't.</quote> You dun fucked up. MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>I have you tagged as Kirby Fetish and I don't know why.</quote> :l </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 06/03/20 3:25:52 AM #25:	MabusIncarnate posted... No. No I didn't. I have you tagged as Kirby Fetish and I don't know why. Dudes really be out there beating they meat to Kirby huh? damn.. --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:940109826] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>No. No I didn't. I have you tagged as Kirby Fetish and I don't know why.</quote>Dudes really be out there beating they meat to Kirby huh? damn.. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 3:26:45 AM #26:	I feel like you made a disturbing thread about Kirby and now you won't own up --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940109837] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>I feel like you made a disturbing thread about Kirby and now you won't own up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 06/03/20 3:29:40 AM #27:	gross --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:940109888] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>gross </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/03/20 3:30:55 AM #28:	TheMikh posted... gross I know, imagine fucking that pink puffball that eats and blows enemies --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:940109905] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted... </cite> <quote>gross</quote>I know, imagine fucking that pink puffball that eats and blows enemies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/03/20 3:31:04 AM #29:	I see a lot of tough talking mother fuckers here that don't know jack shit. If any of these winners even touched a girl they would ruin their little undies before they could get them in bed. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:940109909] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>I see a lot of tough talking mother fuckers here that don't know jack shit. If any of these winners even touched a girl they would ruin their little undies before they could get them in bed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 06/03/20 3:32:32 AM #30:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... I see a lot of tough talking mother fuckers here that don't know jack shit. If any of these winners even touched a girl they would ruin their little undies before they could get them in bed. F* john. --- I can't think of a new sig. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:940109935] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>I see a lot of tough talking mother fuckers here that don't know jack shit. If any of these winners even touched a girl they would ruin their little undies before they could get them in bed. </quote> F* john.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbstraktProfSC2 06/03/20 3:42:08 AM #31:	just lay a towel down or fuck in the shower... its not that bad --- Talk about backseat fishing. highpathetic <cite>AbstraktProfSC2 posted [p:940110118] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>just lay a towel down or fuck in the shower... its not that bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 06/03/20 3:45:33 AM #32:	"But I poop from there!" --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L <cite>Middle hope posted [p:940110187] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>"But I poop from there!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 06/03/20 4:01:24 AM #33:	--- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:940110455] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
indica 06/03/20 4:05:14 AM #34:	So this went from anal to fucking Kirby? Is this really a thing? I'm not going to Google it... --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. <cite>indica posted [p:940110527] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>So this went from anal to fucking Kirby? Is this really a thing? I'm not going to Google it... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 06/03/20 4:08:18 AM #35:	indica posted... So this went from anal to fucking Kirby? Is this really a thing? I'm not going to Google it... You are going to google it. Right now. --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh <cite>AirFresh posted [p:940110579] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>indica posted... </cite> <quote>So this went from anal to fucking Kirby? Is this really a thing? I'm not going to Google it...</quote>You are going to google it. Right now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
indica 06/03/20 4:09:50 AM #36:	AirFresh posted... You are going to google it. Right now. Dude... --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. <cite>indica posted [p:940110606] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted... </cite> <quote>You are going to google it. Right now. </quote>Dude... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/03/20 4:09:50 AM #37:	Middle hope posted... "But I poop from there!" If that's the case can I watch? --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:940110607] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>Middle hope posted... </cite> <quote>"But I poop from there!"</quote> If that's the case can I watch? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MT_TRAEH 06/03/20 5:59:00 AM #38:	speaking of anal, what does it mean when i pooped blood --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>MT_TRAEH posted [p:940112236] in Me to my w... [t:78741589]...</cite> <quote>speaking of anal, what does it mean when i pooped blood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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