Current Events > Beard getting too damn thick and long. Please send help

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CreepySmile
06/01/20 1:21:57 PM
#1:


I cannot trim it. I must not. I must not.
Say it with me CE

FOR THE LOVE ALL THAT'S GOOD STOP ME DOING IT

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Lost_All_Senses
06/01/20 1:22:47 PM
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I'm sending some of my genes. Just infuse them with yours and you'll never grow a beard again.

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CreepySmile
06/01/20 2:08:56 PM
#3:


Let's gene mix
So my face isn't as hairy

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smoke_break
06/01/20 2:11:35 PM
#4:


thick and long


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NOM
06/01/20 2:18:53 PM
#5:


You must let it grow! Think of the Frozen song but with Grow instead of Go!

I'm growing mine out, too. We are beard brothers now.

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CreepySmile
06/01/20 2:19:44 PM
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On one hand I want to see how long it can get before the school says "we are a school, stop looking like you're a homeless wildman" on the other hand warm face is warm

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ThePieReborn
06/01/20 2:20:44 PM
#7:


The face warmer justification doesn't work in the summer.

But I won't ever advocate for a man to stop growing his beard.

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NOM
06/01/20 2:25:11 PM
#8:


For us bald dudes, facial hair is the only up top hair we got that can be styled and changed. Let us have some semblance of normalcy!

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CreepySmile
06/01/20 2:27:38 PM
#9:


The theory I have is that if I do let it get long enough, then I could be the sysadmin stereotype which would probably give me the right to dress like I'm a 14 year old at work

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Austin_Era_II
06/01/20 2:30:29 PM
#10:


Convert to Sikhism. Problem solved.

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CreepySmile
06/01/20 2:30:47 PM
#11:


AE, the problem is that my beard is annoying

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Austin_Era_II
06/01/20 2:31:34 PM
#12:


Lawn mowers are on sale at Home Depot. They get the job done faster in one shot; however, blood was everywhere.

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CreepySmile
06/01/20 2:32:26 PM
#13:


I'll just attack it hair removal cream

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Lordgold666
06/01/20 2:33:47 PM
#14:


I tried growing mine out during quarantine, but screw that noise

Back to my usual 5oclock shadow

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CashIn
06/03/20 6:12:18 AM
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I feel you. I probably should trim my beard soon, since I'm starting to look like a homeless man.
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blablablax17
06/03/20 6:17:05 AM
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You really should.
It's not a very clean thing to have during a Pandemic.

I cut off my 3-year beard around March.
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trappedunderice
06/03/20 6:19:04 AM
#17:


Calm down there Chris Kringle
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CashIn
06/04/20 8:41:40 PM
#18:


I feel you. I probably should trim my mustache and chin beard soon, since I'm starting to look like a homeless man.
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TeaMilk
06/04/20 8:50:16 PM
#19:


If you trim it you cant be this piece of shit
https://youtu.be/yo-x0IlgrE0

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CreepySmile
06/04/20 8:55:12 PM
#20:


Im gonna just keep it. The longer it gets the less fucks I have to give.

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