Current Events > $1 million, but you must live as a real life anime girl.

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DK9292
05/30/20 7:26:54 PM
#1:


Do you take the deal?


You are converted into an anime girl in every sense, physically and socially. You are given surgery that renders you permanently 14 and feminine with wide eyes and unnaturally coloured hair. You're given a new identity, a new life, you're required to move to Japan, you're educated in how to speak in Japanese and enrolled in a high school.

Do you do it?

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DigitalCamera
05/30/20 7:27:21 PM
#2:


fuck no

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Vicious_Dios
05/30/20 7:27:22 PM
#3:


Easy no.

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Vyrulisse
05/30/20 7:27:22 PM
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Do I have to be 14? I like the mature Anime girls.

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CreepySmile
05/30/20 7:28:22 PM
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Can I pick which one?
Also if I pick Sabrina from Pokemon do I get her powers?
If not just let me be Rebecca from yugioh so I can be a bratty genius

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MarthGoomba
05/30/20 7:28:45 PM
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Only way I would accept being permanently 14 is if I get magical girl powers as well
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DK9292
05/30/20 7:28:54 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Do I have to be 14? I like the mature Anime girls.
yes, you have to be 14.

CreepySmile posted...
Can I pick which one?
Also if I pick Sabrina from Pokemon do I get her powers?
If not just let me be Rebecca from yugioh so I can be a bratty genius
You do not. You're just a general anime girl.

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Wii_Shaker
05/30/20 7:29:20 PM
#8:


That means I keep my penis, right?

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DK9292
05/30/20 7:30:35 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
That means I keep my penis, right?
That is an option.

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CreepySmile
05/30/20 7:31:19 PM
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Do people know I'm 14 and will be treated as a regular 14 year old?

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kirbymuncher
05/30/20 7:36:31 PM
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am I allowed to take out a loan for this or do I have to pay the whole thing upfront

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DK9292
05/30/20 7:36:57 PM
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CreepySmile posted...
Do people know I'm 14 and will be treated as a regular 14 year old?
That depends on you. If you don't act like a 14 year old, they'll figure it out.

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CreepySmile
05/30/20 7:37:32 PM
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DK9292 posted...
That depends on you. If you don't act like a 14 year old, they'll figure it out.
I meant legally. I can't drive, get a job, etc?


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stone
05/30/20 7:38:24 PM
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DigitalCamera posted...
fuck no


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DK9292
05/30/20 7:38:38 PM
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kirbymuncher posted...
am I allowed to take out a loan for this or do I have to pay the whole thing upfront
You misunderstand. You get paid one million (or the equivalent in yen) to go through with it.

CreepySmile posted...
I meant legally. I can't drive, get a job, etc?
Ah, no, you're legally 14.

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pogo_rabid
05/30/20 7:39:12 PM
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Imagine being an immortal 14 year old anime girl just floating there in nothingness forever after the heat death of the universe

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Turbam
05/30/20 7:40:10 PM
#17:


Will senpai notice me?

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Strider102
05/30/20 7:40:54 PM
#18:


Imma go with no.

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kirbymuncher
05/30/20 7:42:34 PM
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DK9292 posted...
You misunderstand. You get paid one million (or the equivalent in yen) to go through with it.
:^]

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