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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:23:09 PM
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If you will.

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PikachuMaxwell
05/25/20 9:23:33 PM
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What is their primary prey?

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Smackems
05/25/20 9:24:19 PM
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Why they do the hump

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QueenCarly
05/25/20 9:24:21 PM
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Will they ever win the Superbowl?

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SkittyOnWailord
05/25/20 9:25:17 PM
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Favorite episode with Lion from Steven Universe?

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:25:28 PM
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PikachuMaxwell posted...
What is their primary prey?
Probably zebra

Smackems posted...
Why they do the hump
;)

QueenCarly posted...
Will they ever win the Superbowl?
No.

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:25:38 PM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
Favorite episode with Lion from Steven Universe?
Don't have one.

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AlisLandale
05/25/20 9:25:52 PM
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Is it true lions can be seen only in Kenya?

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Smackems
05/25/20 9:26:38 PM
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Did one really plot a coup with some hyenas to take over one time?

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CanuckCowboy
05/25/20 9:27:27 PM
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could a lion beat every pride fighting champion at once?

and if x=4 how many lions is y?

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:27:39 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Is it true lions can be seen only in Kenya?
They can be seen in lots of places, though those places are quickly dwindling.

Smackems posted...
Did one really plot a coup with some hyenas to take over one time?
In fiction, yes.

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Irony
05/25/20 9:28:25 PM
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What do you think of Cecilia Lion?

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:28:26 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
is everything the light touches their kingdom?
No, becuse the light touches lots of places where they aren't found.

CanuckCowboy posted...
could a lion beat every pride fighting champion at once?

and if x=4 how many lions is y?
Yes. I'm sure they can. And fairly easily too.

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:28:48 PM
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Irony posted...
What do you think of Cecilia Lion?
If you meant Cecil, I think it was a travesty all around.

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Irony
05/25/20 9:29:02 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
If you meant Cecil, I think it was a travesty all around.
No, no I didn't

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MabusIncarnate
05/25/20 9:29:05 PM
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What does their urine taste like?

If they spray you in the face do you get high?

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Smackems
05/25/20 9:29:59 PM
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So you don't think there's a human alive that could fist fight a lion and win?

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Damn_Underscore
05/25/20 9:30:04 PM
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why are they so... mediocre?

at least the Browns are bad

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CanuckCowboy
05/25/20 9:30:42 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What does their urine taste like?

If they spray you in the face do you get high?

i assume its the fentanyl of cat spray highs.

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:31:54 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What does their urine taste like?

If they spray you in the face do you get high?
I don't know.

Smackems posted...
So you don't think there's a human alive that could fist fight a lion and win?
I don't think 50 humans could take on a single lion at once and win.


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Distant_Rainbow
05/25/20 9:33:24 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
why are they so... mediocre?

at least the Browns are bad

Matthew Stafford. That's why. Browns would kill to have a QB of Stafford's caliber.

On the other hand, I wonder all the time what Stafford could have accomplished if only he didn't have to go to a dysfunctional mess like the Lions are. Such a shame.

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Tyranthraxus
05/25/20 9:36:12 PM
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What would happen if you made the US military fight 10 trillion lions? The US military isn't allowed to use nukes or missiles or anything like that.

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:37:24 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
What would happen if you made the US military fight 10 trillion lions? The US military isn't allowed to use nukes or missiles or anything like that.
The lions win.

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MabusIncarnate
05/25/20 9:37:56 PM
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You could at least Google it for me, jeez

What kinda AMA is this?

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nativengine
05/25/20 9:38:24 PM
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when will the lions win the super bowl?

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Smackems
05/25/20 9:39:45 PM
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If lions could pilot jets would they rule the world?

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:39:54 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
would it be more difficult to fight 100 honey badger-sized lions or one lion-sized honey badger
The 100 honey badger-sized lions

Although either way, you dead.

nativengine posted...
when will the lions win the super bowl?
Never.

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:40:26 PM
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Smackems posted...
If lions could pilot jets would they rule the world?
Nah, humans could pilot jets, but pilots don't rule the world.

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:43:15 PM
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Here are some lions attacking a lion dummy

https://i.imgur.com/10PUKaM.jpg

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FightingJester
05/25/20 9:46:47 PM
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How many hairs are in a mane?

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Atralis
05/25/20 9:47:39 PM
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Roided out human with one of those chain mail shark suits and a metal baseball bat vs a strong male lion. Who wins. The Human is also like in a drugged out rage and feels no pain.
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SaltyWet
05/25/20 9:48:51 PM
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FightingJester posted...
How many hairs are in a mane?
Depends on the male

Atralis posted...
Roided out human with one of those chain mail shark suits and a metal baseball bat vs a strong male lion. Who wins.
Still going with lion. That chain mail protects against shark teeth. Lions have much bigger teeth.

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Smackems
05/25/20 10:01:15 PM
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Lion in a tank vs man with anti tank gun?

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UnholyMudcrab
05/25/20 10:02:06 PM
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SaltyWet
05/25/20 10:05:38 PM
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Smackems posted...
Lion in a tank vs man with anti tank gun?
The man I guess

UnholyMudcrab posted...
How do we know you're not just lion to us?
You can scrutinize any of my claims with a credible source from the internet.

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Smackems
05/25/20 10:12:24 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
The man I guess

You can scrutinize any of my claims with a credible source from the internet.
We got em boys! MEN WIN LIONS SUCK

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MT_TRAEH
05/25/20 10:14:21 PM
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if they're hunted to extinction, who's gonna be the next king of the jungle?

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 10:15:33 PM
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MT_TRAEH posted...
if they're hunted to extinction, who's gonna be the next king of the jungle?
Lions don't typically live in jungles.

Probably the hyenas.

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Kajagogo
05/25/20 10:16:12 PM
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What is your favorite fictional lion?

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 10:17:18 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
What is your favorite fictional lion?
Scar

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Smackems
05/25/20 10:20:12 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Scar
Is it because of Jeremy Irons

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 10:20:31 PM
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Smackems posted...
Is it because of Jeremy Irons
It's because he was a badass

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Smackems
05/25/20 10:22:54 PM
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Do alpha male lions allow younger males to be around the pack or is it one alpha only per pack

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SaltyWet
05/25/20 10:24:21 PM
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Smackems posted...
Do alpha male lions allow younger males to be around the pack or is it one alpha only per pack
Multiple males are common. When their sons become of age, they are evicted from the pride.

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AssGender
05/27/20 12:43:53 PM
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Why a lion in chronicles narnia can talk?

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obeseexplosive
05/27/20 1:05:35 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Here are some lions attacking a lion dummy

https://i.imgur.com/10PUKaM.jpg
Dat one hell of a BJ

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DevsBro
05/27/20 1:07:54 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
What would happen if you made the US military fight 10 trillion lions? The US military isn't allowed to use nukes or missiles or anything like that.
I entered this topic specifically to ctrl + f "trillion".

Thank you.

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SaltyWet
05/27/20 1:12:13 PM
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AssGender posted...
Why a lion in chronicles narnia can talk?
That's your brain playing tricks on you.


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